External Link/Members OnlySo I had the feeling the other morning, en route back from work down south (I normally post in the Yorkshire & Humber board), and was driving up the M42 towards Tamworth.
No way I was going to make it all the way back to God's own country without giving the old feller some exercise.
Sutton Coldfield seemed to have plenty of value on offer, and Myumi's big tits stood out on the profile photos on a Search. Clearly she was offering a massage with a happy ending. I wondered if I could get more.
So I ventured into exotic Sutton Coldfield, apocketed with several fresh slippery plastic tenners.
SUMMARY - a pleasant back sack n crack massage with an energetic oily HE, BUT no touching, no tits out, nothing extra ... so a bit hmmmm.
THE VENUE - Google 'Mariga Thai Massage Sutton Coldfield'. High street reflexology, deep tissue massage etc on the door. 440 Chester Road North, B73 6RG, right opposite the big Tescos (where you park and walk across). Walked in .. there were three rather plain Thai girls sitting there, none of them big tit Yumi. Oops. But, within seconds, Yumi appeared. Phew.
THE GIRL - five two ish, pretty face, fairly perfect hour glass figure, ever so slightly chunky, nice and squeezy. Wearing a black t-shirt with a couple of whoppers inside. I later found out (on this board) that they're surgically enhanced. She showed me up a frankly vertiginous spiral staircase, mind your step!!! seriously you need a rope. Yumi was outgoing, smiley, pleasant. Good first impression but I wanted that t-shirt to come off.
MONEY - £40 in total for a half-hour session. £20 to the maid on the door. In the room, Yumi immediately smiled and made a wanking gesture with her hand while raising her eyebrows and saying 'twenty more?' .. game on I thought, and handed over the extra £20.
THE MAIN EVENT - I lay on my front naked. Yumi broke out the oil, did the legs. Slowly and very sexily. She worked up to my ass and - oh the excitement - her fingers started to just gently probe underneath my ball sack ... fingertips on the base of my shaft, gently rubbing my balls ... THIS WAS BY FAR THE BEST BIT OF THE DAY ... because at that point I had no idea what would follow.
I said 'can I turn over?' and she agreed. Up I sat, all guns blazing, and she applied more oil to my cock and started really wanking it.
At this point the review turned into a Neutral.
I looked at her boobs and said 'can I touch?' .. she smiled and said 'no ... no...' and I said 'can you show me them?' and she smiled and said 'no ... no...'
So we had the happy ending, she gives a good wank, although I could have been an awful lot happier. No tits out, no touching, not even any cleavage on show.
Cleaned up, towelled down, off I went with a friendly 'goodbye ladies' to the chorus line at the door.
But I won't be back unless someone can tell me that there's a secret code word which gets Yumi's tits out.