Slankyblackn Blackburn

[Alf G]

Hi  ,sorry for the lack of activity,but haven't punted much.
Now I have here's my first review.
 Meet this whore recently.
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Paid 50 pounds for half an hour.
When arriving, in the street, my ass collapsed on me, punting nerves again.
Text her, to say I had arrived, got a text back saying she was with someone and have to wait.
Bullshit 2 minutes later, without any movement in the street, I got told I am ready come in.
When the door opened, there was a smell off smoke.
She looked how I expected, had better had worse.

Got told to take my shoes off before going upstairs.
When I handed the cash over, she had a  A4 note pad, that she marked off, saying she's got another 5 to see today.

Then on to the bed, when she got close to me, I could hear movements. 
Was told not to worry it was her kids.
She started off with some nice kissing, then not that good, a bit like she couldn't be bothered after a while.
I gave her oral, when I went down on her, she made a comment like, I don't know how many times I have cum this week. 
I carried on, think she enjoyed this, because my head got moved nearer to her muff a few times.
She then gave me some cracking oral, although in between swapping positions, she was looking to the sideboard.

I asked her to put the rubber on, another look to the side again and got told I had 4 minutes left. 
The rubber went on, although I didn't stay hard for to long.
Ended up, more or less having to demand her to finish me off.
A shame really, this could have been a cracking punt, if it wasn't for her stinking attitude and the clock watching.
The movement, of was it her kids ? was off putting as well.
The title to her profile should be skanky Blackburn.
Hope you find my review okay and do your best to avoid her.

[cueball]

Hmm... Sounds like this one blows hot & cold.... 

Cheers for the review, sometimes I'm tempted by this lass, sometimes I'm not.... Not is winning at the minute.

Cheers 

[MrBeano]

thanks for review and shame it hasn't worked out, i personally can never get in the mood if i knew there is someone else in the house, it ruins it for me i wouldn't enjoy it at all.

[Alf G]

thanks for review and shame it hasn't worked out, i personally can never get in the mood if i knew there is someone else in the house, it ruins it for me i wouldn't enjoy it at all.

I only had her word it was her kids in there.
It could have been another lass in there taking a booking, for all I know. 
Either way, I won't be going back to find out.
She could have been a good punt, but pure killed it for me.

[Drayki]

I’m surprised she hasn’t been on to defend herself  I’m sure she’s a member   

[jonboy2101]

I’ve been tempted by her but on her profile it states there will be somebody in the house for her safety

Instant off putter

[Licking Lizard]

Being in a house with kids, ffsk.  Talk about leaving yourself wide open.  Not that you were to know and of course, 'kids' could mean anything from a baby to an adult.

Nevertheless, if they weren't adult.  Who in their right mind would knowingly go into an unknown environment to pay and have sex with a stranger while there are minors in the house.

The cock can control thought processes but I'd like to think common sense would seize the initiative at times.

[Alf G]

I didn't ask.
There wasn't that much chat afterwards either.
She was more looking, at here note pad, to see the next booking had cancelled.

[Jimslide]

Cheers for the review. I'm not the most frequent punter due to work etc. Had this booked for next week. I'll swerve it based on this review.

JS

[Bustydusty]

I was thinking of seeing her just for a filmed blowjob at £20

[NigelF]

I’m surprised she hasn’t been on to defend herself  I’m sure she’s a member   

She's not seen it yet, her last login was 11th August:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;u=285831

Nonetheless I'm sure that'll change when a creepy fluffy tells her or when she gets bored due to her dusty phone and decides to look on here again.

[RadioKid]

I sincerely hope it wasn't a child in the house. That's opening up all sorts of trouble for all parties concerned

[Alf G]

There was probably at least 2 people in there. 
If it was her kids, it shows the lack of respect she has.
There was very little conversation afterwards.
This was due to her looking at her next bookings and me being pissed off 
I hope she does come on here.
How can she deny being a clock watcher, or having people in her house.

[Coxy]

What a fucking joke!!!! I do check the times because lm basically back to back with bookings would be unfair to run over and cost the nxt clients time, you get what you pay for and plus if lm not getting enjoyment out of the client why would l want him as any longer than booked for!!!    Some of you men think you're all that when actually if your boring fucks which this guy whinging was then it puts a downer on the bookings. AS for kids well they are all above 18, if its uncomfortable why may l ask where you obliged to stay if you state you where so uncomfortable, you read the profile so you shouldve expected someone in the house l provide a good service and have some really happy clients who are may l add willing to give as well as take!! If you don't like what you read it's pretty simple don't book me!!!

[Coxy]

I only had her word it was her kids in there.
It could have been another lass in there taking a booking, for all I know. 
Either way, I won't be going back to find out.
She could have been a good punt, but pure killed it for me.

you're just bitter because l couldn't fuck you due to not having a hard on all through out the booking, you whe e trying to make me fuck you l couldn't even feel you inside and now you're making up excuses to slate me because of the state of you!

[Bustydusty]

you're just bitter because l couldn't fuck you due to not having a hard on all through out the booking, you whe e trying to make me fuck you l couldn't even feel you inside and now you're making up excuses to slate me because of the state of you!

You’re not doing yourself any favours here...

[Coxy]

I sincerely hope it wasn't a child in the house. That's opening up all sorts of trouble for all parties concerned

They are all over 18 there is discretion though, he is OK to slate me but doesn't state why the booking went bad for me as he was trying to force me to have sex when he couldn't get a hard on with his tiny dick.... He's being unfair on all grounds x

[Coxy]

You’re not doing yourself any favours here...

maybe not but lm not taking a grilling due to the lack of his poor performance in the booking, its OK to slate the girls but what about if the men are particularly poor, we are supposed to just take it are we.

[Coxy]

Cheers for the review. I'm not the most frequent punter due to work etc. Had this booked for next week. I'll swerve it based on this review.

JS

So you go off the word of a bitter man because he couldn't preform he slates me for it... Read my profile it states the inns and outs you guys just take words for it its not fair to judge before first hand experience, this is really disappointing and saddening it gets to this x

[Coxy]

Reviews do come in handy but nobody knows what really goes on behind closed doors, some men expect alot from bookings and it can be extremely difficult when you are having a problem with a punter, lve dealt with alsorts but l don't Complsin l put up with it cause its my job.

[Bustydusty]

you're just bitter because l couldn't fuck you due to not having a hard on all through out the booking, you whe e trying to make me fuck you l couldn't even feel you inside and now you're making up excuses to slate me because of the state of you!

I was going to book til I read your comments tonight

[Alf G]

What utter crap. 
Taking back to back bookings, is gonna have your cunt, feeling wide open, hence not feeling me inside you.
I don't appreciate people doing back to back bookings.
I would expect this from someone, that's not British.
Seeing that your at the lower end of the market, I guess this is what I wil have to contend with.
I will pay extra, for better in the future.

[cueball]

 lm basically back to back with bookings

Out of interest..... What time gap is there between bookings?

[Coxy]

I didn't ask.
There wasn't that much chat afterwards either.
She was more looking, at here note pad, to see the next booking had cancelled.

nothing to chat about you tried to make me fuck a limp dick, what was l supposed to say l felt uncomfortable!

[freeze44]

If you don't like what you read it's pretty simple don't book me!!!

 

I defo wont book esp after reading the comments you left   

[Coxy]

What utter crap. 
Taking back to back bookings, is gonna have your cunt, feeling wide open, hence not feeling me inside you.
I don't appreciate people doing back to back bookings.
I would expect this from someone, that's not British.
Seeing that your at the lower end of the market, I guess this is what I wil have to contend with.
I will pay extra, for better in the future.

well good fucking luck to the nxt poor sod that contends with your limp dick and very bad attitude, you know for a dam fact you weren't hard and for the record it's nothing to do with you how many bookings l take and how l run my business... You aren't even worth replying to 😒

[Coxy]

I defo wont book esp after reading the comments you left   

lm not gunna be slated to fuck without defending myself, it seems all one sided but you weren't there so you're gunna take his word for it aren't you. He talks to me and treats me like lm a piece of meat, a nobody but can't take the consequences of his actions in the booking.... Everyone has the right to their own opinions but like l said ppl are so quick to judge without even experiencing it, everybody is different... You know what, never mind sorry you feel like that x

[NigelF]

You’re not doing yourself any favours here...

She's certainly doing punters a favour here though. We now know to avoid her.

So you go off the word of a bitter man because he couldn't preform he slates me for it... Read my profile it states the inns and outs you guys just take words for it its not fair to judge before first hand experience, this is really disappointing and saddening it gets to this x

Don't know who's telling the truth (likely no one's told it "fully") however 95% of the time the WG is talking shit or at least more so than the punter (that's a rough stat based on experience both on here and seeing WGs). Your posts say a lot about you and you've really made it obvious that you're lying though because of what I highlighted in bold above. That's no good reason for him to lie at all, whereas you obviously have plenty of reason to lie. Even if he did struggle to get it up that's almost certainly your fault.

lve dealt with alsorts but l don't Complsin l put up with it cause its my job.

 

It's amazing that you're so thick you can't even remember all the complaining you've done in this very thread.

I will pay extra, for better in the future.

There is little correlation between price and quality (although it does exist). You don't necessarily need to pay more, you just need to choose more carefully and perhaps have a bit more luck (because there's simply loads of rubbish escorts out there). Having said that, assuming you live in/near Blackburn you're probably going to have to travel further afield or pay more to get someone decent.

[Coxy]

Out of interest..... What time gap is there between bookings?

on a really busy day with short bj bookings which is what it was that day he was moaning about, 10 mins gap between each booking you need time to tidy up and shit but longer bookings have a longer gap x

[daviemac]

well good fucking luck to the nxt poor sod that contends with your limp dick and very bad attitude, you know for a dam fact you weren't hard and for the record it's nothing to do with you how many bookings l take and how l run my business... You aren't even worth replying to 😒

That is the best thing you've said here, I would suggest you take your own advice and stop posting on this thread. Also check the rules. -  2 Service Providers
This site allows service providers to be members, but there is zero-tolerance for touting, flirting, attention-seeking and negative attitude towards punters. Service providers must respect the ethos of the site. This site is not a chat platform between clients and service providers, nor is it a support site for service providers. All service providers / non-punters must reveal their working identities - no 'anonymous WGs'.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=252680.0

[NigelF]

He talks to me and treats me like lm a piece of meat, a nobody but can't take the consequences of his actions in the booking....

Unless he hardly ever punts, if what you say is true, he should have posted more negative reviews since joining way back in March 2018. Even though most low review count members on here are very lazy (as well as myself a lot of the time), the fact that he's only bothered to review you is quite telling.

[Coxy]

She's certainly doing punters a favour here though. We now know to avoid her.

Don't know who's telling the truth (likely no one's told it "fully") however 95% of the time the WG is talking shit or at least more so than the punter (that's a rough stat based on experience both on here and seeing WGs). Your posts say a lot about you and you've really made it obvious that you're lying though because of what I highlighted in bold above. That's no good reason for him to lie at all, whereas you obviously have plenty of reason to lie. Even if he did struggle to get it up that's almost certainly your fault.

 

It's amazing that you're so thick you can't even remember all the complaining you've done in this very thread.

There is little correlation between price and quality (although it does exist). You don't necessarily need to pay more, you just need to choose more carefully and perhaps have a bit more luck (because there's simply loads of rubbish escorts out there). Having said that, assuming you live in/near Blackburn you're probably going to have to travel further afield or pay more to get someone decent.

l know exactly how much Complaining  lve done, truth is l don't take shit and really give no fucks what you lot on this site think, obviously you have nothing better to do with your time apart from have to PAY to fuck women then have a good bitch about them.... Yeah top lives you guys lead!!!

[NigelF]

l know exactly how much Complaining  lve done, truth is l don't take shit and really give no fucks what you lot on this site think, obviously you have nothing better to do with your time apart from have to PAY to fuck women then have a good bitch about them.... Yeah top lives you guys lead!!!

Thanks for being hilariously retarded and slagging off ALL your clients.

[fisherofsouls]

Thanks for being hilariously retarded and slagging off ALL your clients.

Dear oh dear, I pop down the pub for a swift half and it all kicks off in here 

[freeze44]

l know exactly how much Complaining  lve done, truth is l don't take shit and really give no fucks what you lot on this site think, obviously you have nothing better to do with your time apart from have to PAY to fuck women then have a good bitch about them.... Yeah top lives you guys lead!!!

  Too much campari or whatever you drink up there tonight?!

Happy to pay to fuck...wont be paying you though! 

[Alf G]

If she hadn't of come on here, this review could have been at page 2.
Instead, it's at the start, a few days later. 
She should have taken the positives, out of the negatives.
Like, take a longer window in between bookings, possibly shower in between.
Maybe this would of had her kids, less fidgity, during bookings.
The fact she came on her and spoke utter nonsense, will just give her a dusty phone.
I would imagine her comments, have put punters off seeing her, in the future.

[Drayki]

Well she finally appeared to try and defend herself  sounds a right gobby mare

Won’t be long now till her phone is dusty 

[Licking Lizard]

£20 suck and swallow?  She'll have a queue round the block now.  Well worth £20 just to shut her up for 10 minutes.

[freeze44]

£20 suck and swallow?  She'll have a queue round the block now.  Well worth £20 just to shut her up for 10 minutes.

  good for her! Think she doesn't really get this site!!

[Kool Keef]

What sort of hood rat bint runs a conveyor belt of punters in her own home with her kids in the house??? 
Over 18 or not that's some classless shit, like something off of Shameless, & then she has the brass neck to come on here & act like her shit doesn't stink! 
Her 'scorched earth' policy of burning all bridges on here was entertaining whilst it lasted  though
BTW Skanky if you manage to read this, ALL men pay for it in one way or another. 

[RadioKid]

Yeah... I'm going to take a pass.


Sounds like a trainereck.

[cueball]

10 minute gap between punters  no time to clean up is that, that'll be some salty snogs then.

More skanky than slanky imo

Binned, she'll not see any of my hard earned.... Her attitude on here made it an easy decision.

[Clitheroelad]

Some people cant pipe down. Shes not done herself any favours by coming on here and gobbing off like some bit part character in Shameless. Arguing a point is one thing, slagging an individual punter off is another.

Barking.

[scutty brown]

You need to understand her business model. She's a middle aged blond whore in Blackburn. She's mainly going to be serving the local muslim market.
Their expected standards will be quite low, including hygiene. Back-to-back bookings will be accepted as normal, ten minutes between punts to clean her teeth a luxury.
None of her customers will read this site, a lot of them can't even read.
In short she's happy making cash fucking the local Pakistani population, they're happy fucking a blonde white girl. They deserve each other.

[Clitheroelad]

You need to understand her business model. She's a middle aged blond whore in Blackburn. She's mainly going to be serving the local muslim market.
Their expected standards will be quite low, including hygiene. Back-to-back bookings will be accepted as normal, ten minutes between punts to clean her teeth a luxury.
None of her customers will read this site, a lot of them can't even read.
In short she's happy making cash fucking the local Pakistani population, they're happy fucking a blonde white girl. They deserve each other.

Very true.

[Alf G]

I haven't punted much recently. 
If this was mine, or someone's first booking, it could well have been their last. 
Enough to put anyone off punting.
Yep I am a East Lancs lad, that needs to either do a bit more homework, or travel future a field.
Scutty Brown, I fell your comments, are a tad harsh, to guys in the Blackburn area.
It's not as black, as the first part of the name.
I wish she had if been, a bit more mouthy in the punt itself.

[Gordon Bennett]

10 minute gap between punters  no time to clean up is that, that'll be some salty snogs then.

More skanky than slanky imo

Binned, she'll not see any of my hard earned.... Her attitude on here made it an easy decision.

I'm not familiar with local vernacular - what does "Slanky" mean then? Dunno if it's something positive/admirable but the name Slankyblackn sounds dog rough and unappealing to me, and judging by this thread it fits her to a tee..

[scutty brown]

I'm not familiar with local vernacular - what does "Slanky" mean then? Dunno if it's something positive/admirable but the name Slankyblackn sounds dog rough and unappealing to me, and judging by this thread it fits her to a tee..

I think it was a typo, k and l are next to each other on a QWERTY keyboard

[tr!gger]

I have to say that I’ve seen her 3 times (1 x 30 min Session and 2 quick BJ’s) and thought she was great value for money. She was focussed on my enjoyment and last visit for a quick BJ ran to 20 mins and she never hurried me. 

This guy’s complaints raised an eyebrow with me when I read them - having said that Slanklanky hasn’t done herself any favours with her comments. Obviously emotions are running high but my advice would be don’t trade insults, be objective and keep it short.

I’d have no issues about returning .

[Alf G]

I have to say that I’ve seen her 3 times (1 x 30 min Session and 2 quick BJ’s) and thought she was great value for money. She was focussed on my enjoyment and last visit for a quick BJ ran to 20 mins and she never hurried me. 

This guy’s complaints raised an eyebrow with me when I read them - having said that Slanklanky hasn’t done herself any favours with her comments. Obviously emotions are running high but my advice would be don’t trade insults, be objective and keep it short.

I’d have no issues about returning .

That's entirely you porgotive.
I won't be going back.
Have a feeling a few that haven't seen her, won't be either.
The way she came on her, to defend herself and tell us the way she conducts her business, will have put many punters off seeing her.
Most hookers, will have regulars, you can see that on her aw feedback.
No chance, of a repeat visit from me.