I’m in Thailand now and sending a few weeks travelling around and punting where I can, similar to what ex-hippy wrote about a couple of months ago. So overnight flight from Manchester with little sleep and then I took the overnight sleeper train to Chiang Mai, again with little sleep as the corridor lights were on all night.
So arrived in Chiang Mai slightly jet lagged and groggy so not sure I was capable, I’m in my mid seventies and quite often, as they say, the spirit is willing but the flesh is somewhat weak.
Id signed up to Thai Friendly the month before I set off and was speaking to one or two ladies but found it hard work as they would not give answers to my questions or would suddenly not log on for several days. Was corresponding with one but she stopped answering at the last minute.
So decided to take a full service Nuru massage at Icha Icha, they have a website and a Twitter feed to tell you who is on at that day. Id read on the international site that someone called Tubtim was worth seeing so contacted Icha Icha on the Line app to ask if she or another woman they had a photo of was available. Received a quick reply to say both were and who did I want so chose Tubtim for an hour for 2500bahts.
Did a quick recce of the place to make sure all was OK, it was only ten minutes walk from my hotel, went back got showered, which as it turned out I need not have bothered with and turned up at the right time. Went in and introduced myself to the Mamasan and paid up and was told to sit on the large sofa in the room, noticed another man sitting there but we studious ignored each other. Out came Tubtim to introduce herself and asked me to take my shoes and socks off, put them in a tray, gave me some rope slippers to put on, and took my shoes to another room. Re- emerged with her bag of goodies, took me by the hand and walked me upstairs. At the same time the other man was being led upstairs with his chosen escort whilst someone was walking downstairs with his having finished his time, all this I found a bit awkward but had no choice.
We went in the room and she hung a do not disturb sign on the door. The room was large with a massive shower which had the inflatable nuru mattress propped up against the wall, and a small size double bed, everything clean and tidy. We both undressed and went in the shower. Now Tubtim is about 5’ 3”, a size eight good looking with a shapely body, her tits had been done I think but naturally so, age about late twenties to early thirties. Her English is basic but enough for what we were there for. She turned the hand headed shower on to wet me and also her, pulled out of her bag a bottle of mouthwash poured some in the cap and motioned me to wash my mouth with it and did the same to what was left in the cap. Then she soaped me up and washed me all over, did the same to herself and then rinsed the soap off, knelt down and gave me a cheeky blowjob which got me going.
The mattress was then laid on the floor and she motioned me to lay on my front, smeared the nuru gel over my back and legs and I could hear her putting some on herself. She than slid on my back and I could feel her rubbing her pussy on my legs whist her breasts and nipples were rubbed on my backside, this went on for a few minutes and then I was given the motion to turn. More gel was applied to my legs and chest and she slowly worked her way up my body stopping off to give me a tit wank on the way up. Again I could feel her pussy on my legs but she made sure to keep it away from my cock. She continued to slid up my body and I was hoping her face would get close to mine so I could move in for a kiss , but that didn’t happen, however I did get to play with her breasts and I managed to get my hand down to her pussy without and objection.
Once she’d finished with this the mattress was put away and again she gave me a good shower to clean the gel off. She passed me a towel and I moved out of the shower room to dry myself whilst she showered herself. When she’d finished she picked up her towel to dry but I stopped her and in sign language asked if I could dry her, at first she looked puzzled but then smiled and passed the towel to me. Maybe no one had wanted to dry her before but I was not going to miss the opportunity so gently dried her all over.
We then moved to the bed, she lay along side me sucking on my nipples whilst giving me a hand job, then a blowjob for a few minutes before reaching to open a condom packet. I stopped her again and motioned id like to give her a blowjob, another puzzled look and i thought she was going to refuse but another smile and a nod so I set to work. I stopped off at her breasts for a minute or two before parting her legs and getting to work. I worked away for a few minutes but although she whimpered and moaned I could feel she wasn’t getting wet, was wanting to stick a gentle finger in but decided against it.
As I wasn’t fully hard yet asked, again in sign language, for a hand job, which she did, until I could feel I was getting to the point so asked for the condom even though I was a bit sceptical wether I could make it because of jet lag ( or maybe old age! ). She applied this with her mouth and climbed on top off me in crouching cowgirl and got to work. It didn’t take long for me to get the feeling that things were going to end well and within about half a minute I came. We were both happy with this, me because I’d made it and her because I didn’t spend a long time tiring her out. Off she came and removed the condom, giggling at me twitching in discomfort at my sensitivity.
She cleaned me and herself up and I lay back thinking I was going to get a massage to finish, but she walked off to the shower and looked back to see I wasn’t following so motioned me to follow her. Yet another shower and mouthwash ensued and i dried myself off and dressed and put my slippers on whilst she did the same. Whilst she was sorting her bag of goodies out I pulled a few hundred baht out off my wallet as a tip and put it casually in her bag. She came over to me smiling and gave me a hug and several closed mouth kisses on the lips so I’d obviously done something right.
Back down the stairs we went hand in hand, she wondered off into the back room and me thinking it was all over made for the door only for her to call me back as I was still in my slippers and she had gone to fetch my shoes. We both laughed at the stupid Englishman, I put my shoes on she led me to the door, another hug and kiss and I was on my way.
From here I’m travelling north to visit the Golden Triangle and then work my way to Chiang Ria to try my look there.
More to follow I hope.
