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Name: Summer, Chinese Massage AVOID
Phone:  07877144631
Link: External Link/Members Only

Massage was crap, barely more than you would expect from a standard WG. Spent way too long using her forearm bone in circular motions against your spinal bone... bone on bone is not how to deliver a proper massage. Uses her finger to massage your glutes and hams... fingers are not nearly strong enough to have an effect on large muscles that. Lacks any proper massage technique, as if it's just random pressing with circular motions.

Massage is performed on a bed, not a massage table. (All of the at-home massages I've had were at least on massage tables.) The bed was too soft, so the pressure from the massage just goes gets absorbed by the bed. The bed is covered in plastic, with a towel over that, and then some paper towels over the towel. Some of your skin will come in contact with the plastic wrap, which feels hot and sticky against your skin.

Her phone was pinging and ringing during the massage. She answered her phone during the massage.

She asks for the money up front, including extras. The reason I'm sure, is so she has your money before you find out what a shit massage it is. About 15 minutes in I realized it wasn't getting any better, and I was really regretting having paid, and thinking about how to salvage the meet... I was at least hoping that the Happy Ending could redeem the poor massage. Nope...

Handjob was crap, done with her kneeling between your legs, positioned so that you can't touch her. I asked to touch her, and she said it would cost an extra £20, even over the clothes. There was nothing even remotely redeeming about this meet, so I didn't bother to finish, I just left despite having plenty of time left on the clock. Wasted £70.  :dash:

Looks closer to 40 years old, which you can tell by her old-lady voice when you call. She's about on par with the ladies at Rainbow Candy and Cherry Flowers, maybe a few years younger. Ok face, slightly big/long face with small eyes. Maybe 5'6", ok frame, belly looks a bit saggy, and tits look saggy based on the cleavage.

When I asked about body-to-body, there's no kissing and no touching her pussy. At £90 per hour, you're better off just getting full service.

Definitely the worst massage experience I've had.

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Here's a list of several local oriental massage options, all better than the one above.

* Mill Rd Massage (Local staple. Different girls each week or two) £30-50/30-60 minutes - 07404 844six eight six
* External Link/Members Only - £30-50/30-60 minutes - 07900 8861six seven
* External Link/Members Only Near Orchard Park - 7704253268
* External Link/Members Only - 7787919848 - Review
* External Link/Members Only - 7494646366
* External Link/Members Only £40ph - 7949112142 - Review
* External Link/Members Only - 7588237268 - Review
* External Link/Members Only - 7740338804

* External Link/Members Only. Seems to be massage only, no extras. - 0749 463 63six six
* External Link/Members Only. Massage only, no extras - 79843401five eight   
* External Link/Members Only - Waterbeach - 7523316538   
* Summer Chinese Massage. Poor service. Low quality massage and stingy with services. Poor VFM. Avoid - £45ph - 7877144631   


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Elaine's advert has appeared again. Again no response to my attempts to contact her

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Standard protocol for Cambridge hey chaps? :/

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Name: Summer, Chinese Massage AVOID
Phone:  07877144631
Link: External Link/Members Only

Massage was crap, barely more than you would expect from a standard WG. Spent way too long using her forearm bone in circular motions against your spinal bone... bone on bone is not how to deliver a proper massage. Uses her finger to massage your glutes and hams... fingers are not nearly strong enough to have an effect on large muscles that. Lacks any proper massage technique, as if it's just random pressing with circular motions.

Massage is performed on a bed, not a massage table. (All of the at-home massages I've had were at least on massage tables.) The bed was too soft, so the pressure from the massage just goes gets absorbed by the bed. The bed is covered in plastic, with a towel over that, and then some paper towels over the towel. Some of your skin will come in contact with the plastic wrap, which feels hot and sticky against your skin.

Her phone was pinging and ringing during the massage. She answered her phone during the massage.

She asks for the money up front, including extras. The reason I'm sure, is so she has your money before you find out what a shit massage it is. About 15 minutes in I realized it wasn't getting any better, and I was really regretting having paid, and thinking about how to salvage the meet... I was at least hoping that the Happy Ending could redeem the poor massage. Nope...

Handjob was crap, done with her kneeling between your legs, positioned so that you can't touch her. I asked to touch her, and she said it would cost an extra £20, even over the clothes. There was nothing even remotely redeeming about this meet, so I didn't bother to finish, I just left despite having plenty of time left on the clock. Wasted £70.  :dash:

Looks closer to 40 years old, which you can tell by her old-lady voice when you call. She's about on par with the ladies at Rainbow Candy and Cherry Flowers, maybe a few years younger. Ok face, slightly big/long face with small eyes. Maybe 5'6", ok frame, belly looks a bit saggy, and tits look saggy based on the cleavage.

When I asked about body-to-body, there's no kissing and no touching her pussy. At £90 per hour, you're better off just getting full service.

Definitely the worst massage experience I've had.

Jay you are my punting hero :) - I look at your feedbacks and decide to try my luck :).

Cambridge has become awfully bad! for me the only option is to go to Milton keynes to annabellas - I always found annabellas/MKE or HoD in London to be worthwhile and the girls are mostly good.

the last good punt I had was with Mimi and Naughty Sue months ago! Naughty Sue doesnt come to Cambridge nowdays :(

If you end up in Barcelona, try TeensBCN - they have the best looking 18-19 girls! just wow!

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Standard protocol for Cambridge hey chaps? :/
Well, Summer Chinese Massage was by far the worst FBSM I've been to. And although there are not many good options in Cambs, usually there are one or two. For orientals, the local oriental thread can help. At the moment, FBSM with Annie at Mll Rd seems to be the best option: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=231252.msg2688105#msg2688105

There's a similar thread for non-orientals as well: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=256688.msg2697437#msg2697437


Jay you are my punting hero :) - I look at your feedbacks and decide to try my luck :).

Cambridge has become awfully bad! for me the only option is to go to Milton keynes to annabellas - I always found annabellas/MKE or HoD in London to be worthwhile and the girls are mostly good.

the last good punt I had was with Mimi and Naughty Sue months ago! Naughty Sue doesnt come to Cambridge nowdays :(

If you end up in Barcelona, try TeensBCN - they have the best looking 18-19 girls! just wow!
Cheers! :hi:

Likewise, I usually go to London once a week to punt and enjoy a day out. I've done many Soho Walkups, and I will also see a very wide variety of girls all over London, who I find via AW.

I was looking for closer cities to punt, but haven't been to any yet. Trains to Milton Keynes seem to be £50+, but coaches are cheaper at £15 return, with a 1.5 hour journey. Maybe reasonable by coach, at least as a one-off.

Thanks for the tip on TeensBCN in Barcelona, I'll have to do more research and plan a trip there.
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Just realized the VS ad was for FS, so I contacted to confirm my suspicions. Same lazy attitude, wanting something for nothing...

Gumtree massage: 07877144631 - Terrible massage.
VivaStreet Full-service: 07375768236 - Poor VFM at £80/30 minutes for vanilla (no kissing, no OWO), and certainly bad service.

For full-service, there are several better Oriental options with better service and cheaper prices (£60-70/30 minutes), saving you an extra £10-20.
* Yoyo Cambridge/Cherry Flowers (Near Iceland Foods) - 07538 533389/07538 532723
* Rainbow Candy (Near Mill Rd) - 07503 994261 (new number)
* Leisure Cntre Oriental Place - 07570807700
* Midsummer Common Oriental - 07593217423