Author Topic: Teenpanties - Newcastle  (Read 2158 times)


19 review(s) for teenpanties (12 positive, 3 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline silent808

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Before the review I'd better start with a bit about me because I don't often post. I'm a long time punter and long time lurker here. I don't often post reviews because I'll most often see WGs who have had multiple positive reviews on here so I don't think adding another from me provides any additional value. I'm most likely to review if I can't see an existing one and TOFTT or if it's a WG with mixed reviews

... Which brings me to Teenpanties:

LOCATION
Location is very good. Really easy to find and discrete. Inside was small and relatively bare but clean

APPEARANCE
Teenpanties is slim and very attractive as has been said before. Lovely pert body and cute smile

... So far so good...

THE MEET

Price - £45 (as advertised)
Services - HJ (as advertised)

Teenpanties (TP) was very business like over comms. Provided with phone no via AW email and then contact through WhatsApp. All responses as one word answers. Don't actually mind this as quite happy with prompt responses to confirm time & location.
TP let me in exactly at the agreed time. She closed the window blind and sat on a sofa beside the door. Paperwork out of the way and I started getting undressed while she went to put it away. Bit odd that by this point not a single word had been spoken.
TP took off her dress and began dancing around the room while I was removing my clothes. Great chance to check out her beautiful figure. She asked how my day had been but didn't follow up on it when I told her I'd been at work all day.
As soon as my underwear had been removed she kneeled beside me and began stroking my cock. At this point I was semi aroused. Sure she has a beautiful body but these days it's gonna take more than that to get me going (I'm not a teenager anymore. Haha). This was the first negative for me. She was barely touching me at all. Shaft between finger and thumb and very gently moving up and down wasn't doing anything for me at all. I was genuinely surprised her technique was so bad. Since it's all she offers and her price is a little high I was expecting more effort. She wasn't even prepared to touch the head and had no lube.
I took over and she went back to dancing where I got a good look at her body. Didn't take long to get hard when doing it myself and seeing her sexy body. Once she noticed, she again kneeled beside me but went back to barely touching and only lightly stroking the shaft (still no lube). My fella started losing interest again so once again she went back to dancing naked and I was back to doing it myself. This time I took myself right to the edge and left her to do the last few strokes. Still only using fingertips and still no lube but this time she applied a bit more pressure and a bit quicker rhythm which finished the job.
Tissues provided and she twirled a bit more while I cleaned up and put clothes on. She seemed a bit surprised when I was ready to leave though I'm not sure what else there was to stay for.

CONCLUSION
She seemed a nice enough girl and was smiling throughout but conversation was next to none and left the whole experience feeling a little awkward. HJ technique was poor and given that I had to do most of the work myself this felt more like a lapdance where you were allowed to whip your cock out and beat off. In retrospect, a blow-and-go booking with another WG would have been cheaper and more rewarding. Not only that but with some WGs putting on summer deals, another £5 could have got me a full 30min punt.

Wasn't worried about my safety at any point. Something a bit odd about her but seems more like shyness than any mental issue. Itch scratched and won't go back

Offline wishlist85

In my opinion, I cannot see how she has punters. No way I would even consider visiting her.

Offline silent808

I'm afraid curiosity got the better of me. Like many before me have said, it was an itch that needed to be scratched. She was very attractive. Had she put more effort into the HJ it could have been a positive review.

Offline wishlist85

I'm afraid curiosity got the better of me. Like many before me have said, it was an itch that needed to be scratched. She was very attractive. Had she put more effort into the HJ it could have been a positive review.
Your money your call just never for me

Offline bizman1234

friend of mine met up with her 3 weeks ago as we were in the toon on drink. spur of moment thing after night out. down from stowell street. we just met him after he done the deed. not my cup of tea but he said she's a bit cuckoo like & on some nose candy was his opinion.  he only got a wank and like yourself didn't rate her service or thought she was that good looking in flesh

Offline datwabbit

She's quite variable in her profile style. I wonder if she's changing her technique at hj. Will need the other reviewers to comment.

Offline Monster munch

Really cannot understand the hype with this one,45 £ for a wank,and £80 if you want to give her oral!!!,seriously????

Offline The Outsider

I've made my general opinion on her clear elsewhere, so I won't go over that old ground. 

However, I'd expect (probably) the most expensive wank in town to at least be a good one.   :dash:

Offline datwabbit

I've made my general opinion on her clear elsewhere, so I won't go over that old ground. 

However, I'd expect (probably) the most expensive wank in town to at least be a good one.   :dash:

You're paying to see her dance. The wank is a bonus.  :lol:

Offline Sar-Major

I've made my general opinion on her clear elsewhere, so I won't go over that old ground. 

However, I'd expect (probably) the most expensive wank in town to at least be a good one.   :dash:

Well it's got to be, "IF YOU'RE DOING IT YOURSELF"....................................  :yahoo:   :sarcastic:  :sarcastic:  :sarcastic:

 :hi: :hi:
Banned reason: Fantasy reviews. Using UKP name to push boundaries and attempt bareback & stalker
Banned by: daviemac

Offline toon972

Never had the itch for this one.

Offline Westendboy

Really cannot understand the hype with this one,45 £ for a wank,and £80 if you want to give her oral!!!,seriously????
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Too much for too little. Curiosity getting the better of people.
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