Author Topic: English_Mercedesx - Heathrow  (Read 1669 times)


6 review(s) for English_Mercedesx (0 positive, 1 neutral, 5 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline SZR1989

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Location: Hotel off Junction 4, M4 in Heathrow.

Comms: Phone call then text.

Review:

Booked 1hour £150

This was a few months ago now.

Not a great punt. Firstly kept me waiting 25 minutes in the car park, whilst she got ready. Then another 10 minutes in the lobby/bar area. Fortunately I didn't have any other plans until much later in the evening.

Eventually when I got up to the room, standard behind the door tactic. Face 5/10, body 7/10. She wasn't a great looking girl, very chavy looking northern girl. Quite petite and short body was quite hot but her tits are rock solid, look good but don't feel good at all. Offered a shower, took it. Light kissing not DFK (DFK isn't my thing so not a biggie)! Then went for some RO, she was clean and shaven and no dodgy smells. However every minutes one of her phones kept going off and she apologised but went to go take it. Did this about 4-5 times, and completely disrupted the flow of things. After a few more minutes of RO, without the phone disturbance she came or at least pretended to. Then switched it up for OW with me (was expecting OWO seeing i was freshly showered and it was on her likes list but i guess my fault for not asking) then she climbed on top and rode me, tried to play with her bolts on but the rock solidness of them was very off-putting. Came in the bag and then got up to shower again. Had a friendly conversation after that. Wasn't feeling a round 2 and she didn't look like she cared much for it, as she was texting on her phone again.

In summary:

Pros:
nice body (except the bolt on)
Friendly personality

Cons:
Kept me waiting ages
Constantly on the phone
Felt robotic and didn't initiate much
No OWO
Face not so great



Would I see again? No

Offline Jerk Chicken

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Thanks for the review.

5 reviews on here and not 1 positive. Wondering if that's some sort of record?
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Offline SZR1989

Thanks for the review.

5 reviews on here and not 1 positive. Wondering if that's some sort of record?

3 negs, 2 pos.

i've got a few more reviews to do, had issues previously trying to post but that's sorted now. Best to get the negatives on out first, so i can save a few others from making the same mistakes.
« Last Edit: August 29, 2019, 02:54:11 pm by SZR1989 »

Offline last_days_of_logan

3 negs, 2 pos.

i've got a few more reviews to do, had issues previously trying to post but that's sorted now. Best to get the negatives on out first, so i can save a few others from making the same mistakes.

dont think he means you

he means the service provider

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Offline LNDNman

Thanks OP.

This bitch is fucking terrible for wasting people’s time.

AVOID