Author Topic: Teen Panties. £80 RO offer - Newcastle  (Read 16257 times)


19 review(s) for teenpanties (12 positive, 3 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by Cupid Stuntz]

Offline Kev3773

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Just seen the emojis so I am going to assume that you were being a bit more playful and tongue in cheek there than I first thought. As such, please ignore my over sensitive post directly above  :dash:

Emojis can be important if taken notice of  :hi:

Offline Sar-Major

Same. Although in my day it was simply a ‘ZIT’ - STI never entered my head TBF  :unknown:

I've amended it for you TT.   :thumbsup:    :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

 :hi: :hi:
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Offline Sar-Major

Never understated SM - more like a “novel” but we love a good read!   :thumbsup: :lol:  :kiss:

Getting fekin worried about you with that last "Emoji" TT........................  :scare:

You weren't in the "Wavy Navy" now was you..................  :D :D :D

 :hi: :hi:
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Offline Tiger63

4 pages about a lass with a spot :lol:

Offline tynetunnel

I've amended it for you TT.   :thumbsup:    :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

 :hi: :hi:

Yep, that works too!   Thank you! :hi:

Getting fekin worried about you with that last "Emoji" TT........................  :scare:

You weren't in the "Wavy Navy" now was you..................  :D :D :D

 :hi: :hi:

No SM I wasn’t! Just that I ‘love’ your reviews, it’s a sign of affection for you!  ;)

Offline tynetunnel

4 pages about a lass with a spot :lol:

When I predicted it might run to 100 posts, i thought I might be being overly optimistic. Now 200 is looking like a real possibility. This may be the longest review thread ever  :unknown:

And Teen Panties still intrigues me. A visit is on the cards for defo!  :hi:


Offline FLYING BLUE

Yep, that works too!   Thank you! :hi:

No SM I wasn’t! Just that I ‘love’ your reviews, it’s a sign of affection for you!  ;)

Sing along now - The Sarge & TyneT, sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G.  :lol:

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Sing along now - The Sarge & TyneT, sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G.  :lol:
:lol: :lol:

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When I predicted it might run to 100 posts, i thought I might be being overly optimistic. Now 200 is looking like a real possibility. This may be the longest review thread ever  :unknown:

And Teen Panties still intrigues me. A visit is on the cards for defo!  :hi:

You'll be getting talked about mind.  :sarcastic:

Offline Sar-Major

You'll be getting talked about mind.  :sarcastic:

Too Fekin True................. BUT NOT for seeing her.........  :scare:

 :hi: :hi:
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Offline tynetunnel

You'll be getting talked about mind.  :sarcastic:

Too Fekin True................. BUT NOT for seeing her.........  :scare:

 :hi: :hi:

I think it’s too late!  :wacko:

Offline billabong

Hands up who's turned up with a cheesy dick and needed to be showered like a baby.... And did you pay extra.

Offline Weatherman21

Hands up who's turned up with a cheesy dick and needed to be showered like a baby.... And did you pay extra.

Can’t imagine anyone owning up to that one!

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Hands up who's turned up with a cheesy dick and needed to be showered like a baby.... And did you pay extra.

I thought that line was really strange. She is only giving people a handjob after all. For her to shower them like a baby she is going to be effectively doing the same thing as the thing she is refusing to do because they have the cheesy dick....
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Offline Sar-Major

Hands up who's turned up with a cheesy dick and needed to be showered like a baby.... And did you pay extra.

Well NOT everyone who punts is a member on here...............................  :dash:

 :hi: :hi:
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I thought that line was really strange. She is only giving people a handjob after all. For her to shower them like a baby she is going to be effectively doing the same thing as the thing she is refusing to do because they have the cheesy dick....

There's a bit of a difference in wanking a cheesy cock and getting someone to wash it in a shower.

At a guess I would say she's using the term 'shower you like a baby' figuratively, not literately, as in babies can't keep themselves clean an adult should be able to.

Offline Mushroom7

I contacted TP a few weeks ago looking for a booking but decided against it, anyway she must of saved my number because I received a random WhatsApp of “come sit with me” I didn’t have the number saved so once I found out it was her she was wanting me to book & see her & to cut a long story short I refused & she just sent me a message “you are boring” It made me laugh! Anyway has anyone else had anything like this from her?

Offline Mushroom7

I contacted TP a few weeks ago looking for a booking but decided against it, anyway she must of saved my number because I received a random WhatsApp of “come sit with me” I didn’t have the number saved so once I found out it was her she was wanting me to book & see her & to cut a long story short I refused & she just sent me a message “you are boring” It made me laugh! Anyway has anyone else had anything like this from her?

Just to clarify it was a few days ago I received the random text, few weeks after I’d been in touch with her

Offline northface

The well may eventually run dry for her and her quirkiness, as although she has plenty of positives , seems the type you only go to once unless she expands her services.

Offline Cellular40

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Just to clarify it was a few days ago I received the random text, few weeks after I’d been in touch with her

I mentioned a couple of months back that she sent me an unsolicited text, not like yours. It was just “Hi do you still want to meet xx”

Not very discreet.
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Offline Sar-Major

I mentioned a couple of months back that she sent me an unsolicited text, not like yours. It was just “Hi do you still want to meet xx”

Not very discreet.

One of the "More Positive" reasons for having a "Punting Phone" that's kept switched off and hidden until "YOU" want to contact someone.  :thumbsup:

 :hi: :hi:
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Offline datwabbit

I contacted TP a few weeks ago looking for a booking but decided against it, anyway she must of saved my number because I received a random WhatsApp of “come sit with me” I didn’t have the number saved so once I found out it was her she was wanting me to book & see her & to cut a long story short I refused & she just sent me a message “you are boring” It made me laugh! Anyway has anyone else had anything like this from her?

Given her quirkiness, could she actually have just wanted company?

(For free I mean)

Offline Sar-Major

Given her quirkiness, could she actually have just wanted company?

(For free I mean)

Would that be just after she'd "Sharpened Her Knife" that's been in her photos....................  :scare:   :sarcastic:   :sarcastic:   :sarcastic:

 :hi: :hi:
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