Author Topic: Prof Massage - Swinton  (Read 2090 times)


4 review(s) for Prof Massage (0 positive, 3 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by NigelF]

Offline lovefeetfeetlove4

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Comms: Quick phone call - answered immediately

Price: £100 for 40 mins (20 min massage with 20 min escort)

Location: Swinton, not too far from Swinton Square / Matalan. Not as discrete as you'd like. Quite a few flats around and a young family walked right past her door as I was phoning to say I was there.

Looks: Fine for an older woman, not wrinkly. Big boobs, bit of a belly though (Looks fine when she's lying down)

Service: Odd, there was a mixture of things going on to make me say this. I've seen her before (years and years ago), so I was very impressed she remembered who I was and even remembered little things I wasn't even aware I'd told her back then. It was nice to know she'd been listening and kept the information tucked away in her head, but it reminded me that you should never tell any escort too much about yourself.

Massage was fine, applied some good pressure to my back and ran her fingers down my spine (really liked that). Asked if I had any aches or pains, but didn't really do much to my leg after saying that's where I had some ache.

Onto the escort part. Having sex on the floor in a cramped room ain't that much fun. Service was fine (I'm sorry I'm using that word a lot, but it's the only description that fits). Bit of dick sucking and some attempt at sexy talk. Sexy talk clearly doesn't come naturally to her though.

She asked me to keep an eye on the time, which threw me a little. Never once have I seen an escort where I've been asked to clock-watch on her behalf.

No shower is a huge minus. Being sweaty and covered in oil on way home was not fun.

Overall: Nice lady but fairly lacklustre, which is a real shame, especially since I've seen her before. Honestly, she was the last name on my list as the other escorts in Swinton weren't answering their phones and I didn't feel like going into Bolton or Manchester. I won't be returning, though.

Sidenote: I'm not 100% sure punting is for me anymore, pretty sure the money could be better spent elsewhere even when I've had a great session. This experience just made me think having a girlfriend would be much nicer. I don't know, it'd be nice to get some advice on this...

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Sidenote: I'm not 100% sure punting is for me anymore, pretty sure the money could be better spent elsewhere even when I've had a great session. This experience just made me think having a girlfriend would be much nicer. I don't know, it'd be nice to get some advice on this...

If you feel that way then you probably know the answer.

A girlfiend isn't necessarily cheap either.

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If you feel that way then you probably know the answer.

A girlfiend isn't necessarily cheap either.

Yeah, I think I do know the answer. I was just wondering if this is a normal feeling with most punters, or whether I've just not had that mindblowing experience yet

Offline frankc

 I saw this woman a few years ago and can honestly say it was one of the worst massages Ive ever had

Offline Bustydusty

Tbh that’s very expensive for what you got even if it had been good - pretty similar in your area but better and cheaper would be charlenes therapy at £70 for half hour massage and half hour sex

Offline lovefeetfeetlove4

I've heard good things about her, but I'd have to wait another 20 years to see her. She won't see guys under 45 according to her bio :cry:

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Tbh that’s very expensive for what you got even if it had been good - pretty similar in your area but better and cheaper would be charlenes therapy at £70 for half hour massage and half hour sex


+1 and she's not at all a bad shag.

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Yeah, I think I do know the answer. I was just wondering if this is a normal feeling with most punters, or whether I've just not had that mindblowing experience yet

It is normal but that isn't to normalise your feelings.

Part of the pleasure of punting is being able to see someone new and all the anticipation that comes with it but when you've been doing it for a while then the bad punts don't make up for the good ones and unless you're seeing the same lady on a regular basis then you WILL have bad punts.

Use the money elsewhere.

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If you feel that way then you probably know the answer.

A girlfiend isn't necessarily cheap either.


And you can't always guarantee that you will get a fuck with a GF.
The biggest thrill for me when punting is knowing that the woman you are meeting will get naked and open her thighs for you.  :D
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