Exceptional Emily

[timmyshorny]

After a first booking request gone wrong (she said she had lost my number) I thought I would give Emily a second chance, I had her number from last time so I dropped her a text and she confirmed she was free tonight. After the booking had been agreed by Emily again I got excited and have taken a little blue pill. She was running late (due at 5pm) so I text her to which I got this reply.

"I am unavailable this evening."

I asked if I had the wrong date, she replied "No I choose when I work, not you."

I was confused so asked her what was going on


"I told you I don't want to work tonight book me another day!"

I am still not understanding what is going on? She had a confirmed booking with me twice. 

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[SirFrank]

Fair play - at least she let you know ASAP...... What a complete waste of space. Kick this cunt into the long grass

[timmyshorny]

I got this feeling if I hadn't had asked her when she was arriving and if she was ok I wouldn't of known

[SirFrank]

I got this feeling if I hadn't had asked her when she was arriving and if she was ok I wouldn't of known

Defo. That's what is so poor about this slag. Things can and do happen but at least have the decency to let you know. I will never give a WG a third chance if she pisses me around. If you booked via AW leave feedback for the selfish flakey waste of fucking space cuntbag bitch. I've had to cancel myself in the past for one reason or another but I always let the girls know I can't make it

[timmyshorny]

I did before, but because I thought oh she'll come this time I didn't bother putting in a new one. Stupid mistake I guess. To be honest for me it wasn't the fact she cancelled its how she did it like she rolls in the bookings and doesn't need to respect any of the people willing to pay her. Earlier I was fuming, 2 whiskeys later and now have a Viagra/alcohol headache so not a happy chappy!

[SirFrank]

Did u tell her you thought it was a poor show when texting? Sadly it sounds like she doesn't give a fuck

[vorian]

I did before, but because I thought oh she'll come this time I didn't bother putting in a new one. Stupid mistake I guess. To be honest for me it wasn't the fact she cancelled its how she did it like she rolls in the bookings and doesn't need to respect any of the people willing to pay her. Earlier I was fuming, 2 whiskeys later and now have a Viagra/alcohol headache so not a happy chappy!

Some WG's are consistently good, those are your GS girls, and unfortunately some are cunts like this girl. Fuck her and focus on finding the next good one. Don't be put off though mate, plenty more fish in the sea. Just ask SirFrank, I think he might be in love 

Any reason you picked this Emily Tim, as I have just had a look and she doesn't seem anything special tbh. Was it a new service you wanted to try.

[SirFrank]

Some WG's are consistently good, those are your GS girls, and unfortunately some are cunts like this girl. Fuck her and focus on finding the next good one. Don't be put off though mate, plenty more fish in the sea. Just ask SirFrank, I think he might be in love 

Any reason you picked this Emily Tim, as I have just had a look and she doesn't seem anything special tbh. Was it a new service you wanted to try.

Hahaha. That really made me laugh. It does really put punting into perspective though when you have girls like Soph who really do put everything into it and this bag of shit who can't even be bothered to let Timmy know she can't be bothered to turn up

[vorian]

Hahaha. That really made me laugh. It does really put punting into perspective though when you have girls like Soph who really do put everything into it and this bag of shit who can't even be bothered to let Timmy know she can't be bothered to turn up

Unfortunately you're right SirFrank, I just think she is an arrogant unprofessional bitch. "I decide when I work, not you", well don't take the fucking booking then you snotty cow. Your the idiot who took the booking in the first place. That lack of customer service drives me fucking nuts.

[timmyshorny]

Some WG's are consistently good, those are your GS girls, and unfortunately some are cunts like this girl. Fuck her and focus on finding the next good one. Don't be put off though mate, plenty more fish in the sea. Just ask SirFrank, I think he might be in love 

Any reason you picked this Emily Tim, as I have just had a look and she doesn't seem anything special tbh. Was it a new service you wanted to try.

To be honest I wanted to try anal, and she was fine with that, and she had a nice figure and good reviews. but to be honest relooking at her pictures maybe it was a moment of looking at the stockings rather then the rest of the profile. Some of her other pics aren't too flattering oh well!

[timmyshorny]

Unfortunately you're right SirFrank, I just think she is an arrogant unprofessional bitch. "I decide when I work, not you", well don't take the fucking booking then you snotty cow. Your the idiot who took the booking in the first place. That lack of customer service drives me fucking nuts.

That's whats wound me up, its not she cancelled its how she did it I mean I wouldn't speak to anyone like that let alone a customer! If she had said sorry tbh I forgot I wanted a night off work I may have given her chance 3, but the way she text me is not on at all.

[vorian]

To be honest I wanted to try anal, and she was fine with that, and she had a nice figure and good reviews. but to be honest relooking at her pictures maybe it was a moment of looking at the stockings rather then the rest of the profile. Some of her other pics aren't too flattering oh well!

The best Anal girls imho tend to be more PSE than GFE, perhaps you should try SirFranks recommendation, PSE it not normally my thing, but when it is done well, it can be out of this world. I sure they would were whatever you want and the top PSE's are normally very professional.

[timmyshorny]

The best Anal girls imho tend to be more PSE than GFE, perhaps you should try SirFranks recommendation, PSE it not normally my thing, but when it is done well, it can be out of this world. I sure they would were whatever you want and the top PSE's are normally very professional.

Good plan.

Just such a fucker really..... excuse my french

[vorian]

Good plan.

Just such a fucker really..... excuse my french

Check this out

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=25954.0

[timmyshorny]

And we have found my next girl


Least I didn't waste money on that stupid rude cunt bitch her loss

[vorian]

And we have found my next girl


Least I didn't waste money on that stupid rude cunt bitch her loss

Look at it this way, you have found your next punt and that rude bitch and her AW profile is now linked to this thread forever, so anytime anyone searches for her on UKP they will know how unproffesional she is.

Win, win for Timmy and lose, lose for rude Emily. 

[timmyshorny]

That's very true.   

[SirFrank]

Timmy really sound friendly advice from Vorian. Not all girls are like this bitch. If nothing else I'm sure it's been a learning experience. My advice is do not give her a third chance to fuck you about. As per link above Sophie comes highly recommended. She also does anal. She normally has to be booked in advance as she's very popular. She is however exceptional. Great service and a really nice down to earth girl. Give her a try you really won't regret it

[timmyshorny]

Timmy really sound friendly advice from Vorian. Not all girls are like this bitch. If nothing else I'm sure it's been a learning experience. My advice is do not give her a third chance to fuck you about. As per link above Sophie comes highly recommended. She also does anal. She normally has to be booked in advance as she's very popular. She is however exceptional. Great service and a really nice down to earth girl. Give her a try you really won't regret it

don't worry I wont, she's pissed me off lol

[Roth]

FFS, looks like punt quality has dropped since I moved away.  Anorexic stick insect and oxygen thief.  No tits.  Hairy arms.  Looks line a thin bloke.  Is she a druggie?  Keep well clear IMO.   

[Joe88]

doubt it's even her answering the phone messages mate

[timmyshorny]

FFS, looks like punt quality has dropped since I moved away.  Anorexic stick insect and oxygen thief.  No tits.  Hairy arms.  Looks line a thin bloke.  Is she a druggie?  Keep well clear IMO.   

Maybe god who knows, I know one thing. I will never be seeing her now lol

[Johny Stone]

Some WG's are consistently good, those are your GS girls, and unfortunately some are cunts like this girl. Fuck her and focus on finding the next good one. Don't be put off though mate, plenty more fish in the sea. Just ask SirFrank, I think he might be in love 

Any reason you picked this Emily Tim, as I have just had a look and she doesn't seem anything special tbh. Was it a new service you wanted to try.

In my opinion she is ugly and overpriced.
Move on Timmy and say thanks you saved the money 

[timmyshorny]

In my opinion she is ugly and overpriced.
Move on Timmy and say thanks you saved the money 

Exactly think I've had a bit of a save here from an insane moment!

[vorian]

Exactly think I've had a bit of a save here from an insane moment!

Agreed, she has come out of it looking a hell of a lot worse than you, that's for sure.

[timmyshorny]

Agreed, she has come out of it looking a hell of a lot worse than you, that's for sure.

onto the next punt!

[vorian]

onto the next punt!

Come on Tim, who might that be with, you have to share 

[timmyshorny]

Come on Tim, who might that be with, you have to share 

probably sophie

[vorian]

probably sophie

Gold Standard, have you made any contact with her yet.

I must say if I was in your shoes, I would be tempted to go for a bit of a roleplay she seems a bit of a specialist looking at her profile.

How about the classic secretary, with stockings and heels, or the maid, with stockings and heels or the job interview, with stocking and heels. I'm sure your getting the idea by now.   

[mattylondon]

After a first booking request gone wrong (she said she had lost my number) I thought I would give Emily a second chance

How incredibly plain looking she is. And appears to have a bit of an attitude problem. Exceptional Emily? I fail to see how. And charging £150? She is NOT 23. Bullshit. Genuinely puzzled? 

I'm sorry you were buggered about by her but surely there are decent women out there who won't mess you around and who cost a lot less. 

[timmyshorny]

not yet but will do.

I Just noticed on ukp on Emily's profile External Link/Members Only)

"just a note: Sadly I have been made aware that my name is being slandered. This is being done by a pathetic man who took advantage of my good nature and abused it"

Obviously she's annoyed more people then just me!!!

[vorian]

not yet but will do.

I Just noticed on ukp on Emily's profile External Link/Members Only)

"just a note: Sadly I have been made aware that my name is being slandered. This is being done by a pathetic man who took advantage of my good nature and abused it"

Obviously she's annoyed more people then just me!!!

Don't knock yourself Tim she probably means you, see your a proper punter now my friend.

Newbie - Join UKP - Get Advice From UKP - Have Great Punt - Write A Review - Have A Bad Punt - Write Bad Review On UKP - Get Slagged Off By Shit Prossie.

"One of us, One of us, One of Us. 

Hey Matty and I get threatened on Twitter thats hardcore. 

[timmyshorny]

Don't knock yourself Tim she probably means you, see your a proper punter now my friend.

Newbie - Join UKP - Get Advice From UKP - Have Great Punt - Write A Review - Have A Bad Punt - Write Bad Review On UKP - Get Slagged Off By Shit Prossie.

"One of us, One of us, One of Us. 

Hey Matty and I get threatened on Twitter thats hardcore. 

If she means me, how the hell have I I never even got to meet her lol silly bint! But wahoo for being one of the boys now!!!!

[vorian]

If she means me, how the hell have I I never even got to meet her lol silly bint! But wahoo for being one of the boys now!!!!

You are indeed Sir, now you just need to get stuck into Sophie and get your "Brown Wings".

I see Emily directs people to her feedback after you slandered her, shame her feedback is mostly from Billy one or two mates.

Oh and by the way love it libel not slander.

[mattylondon]

You are indeed Sir, now you just need to get stuck into Sophie and get your "Brown Wings".

I see Emily directs people to her feedback after you slandered her, shame her feedback is mostly from Billy one or two mates.

Oh and by the way love it libel not slander.

Getting slagged off by the sister skanks publicly or privately fills me with great pleasure. They're out of touch and yesterday's new. Pity the bitter old hags. They have already long been replaced by younger and fit girls, who charge a lot less. 

Getting threatened is hardcore, so I salute you. Which skank? As for the OP, I think he dodged a bullet with this deluded prossie. £150 and hour my ball sack!

[vorian]

Getting threatened is hardcore, so I salute you. Which skank?

ParisB on the same Twitter feed as you, plus of course the various blogs that are posted and deleted in quick measure. Such fun to be had 

[timmyshorny]

ParisB on the same Twitter feed as you, plus of course the various blogs that are posted and deleted in quick measure. Such fun to be had 

Seems like prozzies like slagging people off.... tbh if I saw the quote on her profile as a new punter of hers id instantly think whats she covering up! do they not think or something

[vorian]

Seems like prozzies like slagging people off....

Only the stupid and shit ones, the good ones are too busy earning money, giving a professional service and making punters happy.

As I said stupid, almost as stupid as the ones who come onto UKP and slag punters off, that always works out so well for them 

[SirFrank]

By definition slander is related to malicious lies. It's not really slander when you tell the truth. This useless cunt is rattled and it's fast becoming clear the impact UKP can have on WGs - both positive and negative. She deserves all the fucking shit she gets and then some. Timmy you had a lucky escape from this lying scumbag. Do yourself a favour - book Soph. Why have cotton when you can have silk

[timmyshorny]

By definition slander is related to malicious lies. It's not really slander when you tell the truth. This useless cunt is rattled and it's fast becoming clear the impact UKP can have on WGs - both positive and negative. She deserves all the fucking shit she gets and then some. Timmy you had a lucky escape from this lying scumbag. Do yourself a favour - book Soph. Why have cotton when you can have silk

I will do, tbh should have booked Soph in the first place for anal lol! Least this site does have an impact on the girls maybe they will all learn how to be good ones from this site....or at least give up and go work in maccy d's

[vorian]

I will do, tbh should have booked Soph in the first place for anal lol! Least this site does have an impact on the girls maybe they will all learn how to be good ones from this site....or at least give up and go work in maccy d's

That's my personal hope, I really feel a change in the wind and momentum building, of course very, very slowly but every great journey began with a single step.

Send that E-mail to Sophie now, got to strike while the irons hot. 

[mattylondon]

ParisB on the same Twitter feed as you, plus of course the various blogs that are posted and deleted in quick measure. Such fun to be had 

Oh, the lard arse!  And yes, good advice from both you and Frank to the OP. 

[timmyshorny]

Oh, the lard arse!  And yes, good advice from both you and Frank to the OP. 

They always seem to give great advice.... They are the wise ones I am the grasshopper

[lovelybum]

Hello, Exceptional Emily here,

Reading this post has upset me deeply. I was given an email address to see if I could get this post removed, but I do not know if it is the right email to be writing to. I have copied the email I sent below in the hope that this will be removed as soon as possible. I would really appreciate if you could take the time to read it. And if anyone could help me with my problem it would also be appreciated.

Dear Sir/Madam,


I was made aware this afternoon that a post has been put up about me on your website. It is wholly untrue and would like it removed please.


The post is about me, Exceptional Emily. External Link/Members Only


The post was created by the agent I use to work for before I started my own independent profile.


He tried to book me under a false alias ‘hornytimesneeded’ calling himself Tim, on the Saturday that I set up my new profile in January, I was still working on it so told him I was unable to meet. He rearranged for the following Monday. I had an idea it was my previous agent at the time because he said he wouldn't be able to speak with me on the phone, he could only text. He has a distinguished voice and I would of recognised it. I had deleted the first booking request he made and he didn't put his phone number on the second (Monday) one. I mailed ‘Timmy’ on the Monday afternoon saying this and could he please send me his number. I got no reply and my message was left unread for a month. (It shows on Adultwork if your message has been read or not.) So I left it at that.


A couple of weeks ago I noticed that money was still coming out of my bank account, it was for a subscription for a website he had set up for his own escorting business. I had previously asked him nicely to stop this subscription going out of my bank account at the start of February, and he was apologetic and said yes. but he lied to me, and didn't and the money was still coming out. I contacted him again, saying I was angry about this and that he needed to stop it.


That evening I was sent another booking request from ‘hornytimesneeded’ and I sent a message saying my car was in the garage (which it genuinely was) and I wouldn't be able to accept the booking request. At this point he called me rude. I replied saying I knew it was him and that I had no intention of meeting him as an escort. He then proceeded to give me a barrel of abuse and blocked me.


After this he put up derogatory reviews about me on your website and another website, I have been unable to find the review on the other website and assume it has been deleted. The claims he makes on the review on your website are completely untrue and are a defamation of my character. This is why I am asking you to please remove it.


I am a good person, and he took advantage of me and abused my good nature. I do not wish to cause anyone trouble. I am just trying to earn extra money for my family and I do not deserve such awful slander. I have been upset about what he has written because they are complete lies.


Thank you for reading this and I hope you agree to remove this review.


Yours sincerely,


Emily Exceptional

Thank you if you have read this, I really don't deserve such vindictive behaviour.

[James999]

Reading this post has upset me

So what made you come to the site and read his post ?

[lovelybum]

Curiosity about what he said I guess, and I've had no reply to the email I sent. I just want this removed because it really is all lies.

[James999]

But how did you find the site, it's not a site girls normally use

And what's all this "agent" stuff, are you some sort of celeb / flim star that needs an "agent"

[lovelybum]

A client told me about it.

I'm on about an escort agent. I am in no way claiming to be famous nor am I the most stunning girl on Adultwork. I just want to be left alone by this man and have his lies taken off this site.

[James999]

Curiosity

Whilst on th esubject of curiosity, no offence and all that usual bollocks but seriously why do your pocs look so old, this one looks like the sort of pic you find of your nan in the 60's, retro can work this just looks old (no offence intended if it's your nan of course0

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[mattylondon]

Curiosity about what he said I guess, and I've had no reply to the email I sent. I just want this removed because it really is all lies.

The usual lies. Who tipped you off about this thread? Don't pretend you noticed it by accident. We've heard it all before.