It's been a while since I last posted anything on here, let alone a review.
This was in the last few days.
I've never been to a massage place before but after seeing a recent positive review and my original meet was cancelled last minute, I figured I'd try it out.
External Link/Members OnlyI used this ad to get in touch to find out who was there; I didn't get much more than three girls working and to come up anytime.
Upon arrival, I was ushered into the room with a mattress on the floor and asked what I wanted; I opted for b2b for £70 for an hour, I've never had it before and figured it would be nice to try.
Now here's where it started to go downhill, there was only one girl available, despite minutes before been told that three were.
She was duly sent in and seemed to be I'd guess easily around 40+ years old; the dress hid her belly quite well, so that was a surprise. I'm going to assume she has had kids, from the extra around her stomach.
No idea what her name was, as she spoke very broken English.
Now the massage I had on my back was done quite well, and I will admit to enjoying it, it was when I turned over it got worse.
When on my back she immediately started kissing and licking around my crotch area, then said she wanted money for her to do anything more, I was thinking with the wrong head throughout this whole thing, and I managed to get her down to £20 for a blowjob.
She started to attempt a blowjob without even getting me hard; it was off-putting tbh. After a little bit of that, she went to kiss/suck my nipples, and I then smelt her bad breath, when she started to call me "husband," even more off-putting.
I had hoped to be able to salvage something from this, but before I knew what was happening she was climbing on top of me in a 69 position, I could smell her pussy, and it didn't make me want to do anything to it, it wasn't fishy just strong smelling and not in a good way.
Soon she was sliding down my body with her pussy rubbing my stomach, figured she'd stop before getting too close to my dick, oh no she kept going and rubbed it directly on it, not what I want at all!
She then grabbed hold of my dick and attempted to put me in bareback, I quickly stopped her and said I had to go, I took the shower I was offered and scrubbed my whole crotch area as much as I could and quickly got dressed to leave.
I made a detour to some public toilets and used some antibacterial wipes I have, for when I can't wash my hands, to wipe over my whole dick and balls.
I'm now going to have to get tested to check I'm clear.
I won't be going back!
