External Link/Members OnlyLocation: Pollokshields, near Pollokshields West train station
Services: This was for a massage visit with HE & breast relief at £45 for 70 minutes. She does offer full service.
Physical Attributes: Humungous Breasts (biggest I’ve ever seen in real life)
BBW - at least size 14 / 16 but maybe bigger. She is a big unit.
Facially would say 4 / 10 - put it this way if she passed me in the street I would not
look twice at her or even in a dimly lit bar. Not much makeup
To me she seemed grumpy and mostly concerned about keeping her long black hair
out of the way (don’t know why she didn’t tie it back) and did need washed
Quite tall maybe 5”7
Hard to gauge if the half face photo on her profile photo is her or not
Comms: Phoned (her profile says she doesn’t take bookings via text or emails) and got appointment
within short space of time. Her English is excellent. Asked to confirm 10mins before arrival to
confirm and get full address. Given postcode and general street via text after initial phone call.
I confirmed 10 minutes before but she said not ready and another 10mins.
Got in 5 minutes after my appointed time.
The Event Itself: she stood behind the door upon entering and she wearing a long dress and shown to the room which was a low bed. I asked about using the toilet but before I had even finished my words got told before could do that I needed to confirm and pay her. I confirmed it was Massage for 45 minutes only and she went away to hide money.
I was offered shower but didn’t need one as had just come straight from my house. The sides of the bath / shower are quite high and there were sprays used to mask dog scents on the shelf (do not know why I noticed this).
Into bedroom and asked to strip whilst she had a big tea cup which I thought had tea in it but was actually hot oil. Lay face down on the bed which was quite low down and the mattress wasn’t the most “bouncy”. I put my head on a pillow. I confirmed it was a sensual massage but nothing really sensual about it.
She started “massage” (well I say massage but really just moving hands over the body) by placing oil all over my back then legs and arms before she started rubbing on my shoulders. Every now and again she was burping and sniffling. At one point I wanted to say to her could she not just blow her nose.
Anyways she started rubbing my shoulders and as my neck getting sore I lay with my face facing left. This is when I noticed she was yawning quite a lot and only using 1 hand over my shoulders. In my opinion it looked as though she couldn’t really be arsed.
She moved down to my lower back for a short time then onto my buttocks for what seemed like a fleeting moment. Then moved onto the legs. She did both sides of my legs and seemed to concentrate more on the lower half of my legs.
There was about 3 subtle swipes of between my legs then onto my back and shoulders again.
I was then asked to turn over and she got her “guns” out (but had still the bottom half of her dress on) which were nice and big and saggy but in a nice way if you know what I mean.
She went straight for the Crown Jewels with her hand before oiling her breasts. I tried to play with her breasts but after about 10 seconds got told cannot touch them as her nipples were too sensitive.
She sort of lay on the bed on her side to play with me between her breasts then moved to on top and briefly put my penis between her breasts and this was when she started to make those daft porno actress noises when no noise was made before this.
She even moved her lips in that over-emphasising way like in the adult films. After about 5 minutes I came over her breasts and she said I was very horny and wiped me up. I took a shower but when couldn’t work how to switch it on I had to ask her to show me with her saying “are you stupid?”
When getting changed she tried to make idle chit chat but she did look really bored.
Overall I would rate as negative and I won’t be going back and wish I’d saved my £70.
Other reasons for negative are the service was wishy-washy, the yawning and just the overall lack of commitment. I’m not expecting a visit to be over enthusiastic but if someone is spending £70 at least they should have a wee bit of enthusiasm.
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