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External Link/Members OnlySo as the title suggests I embarked on my first sober (alcohol free) punt. I did stop by a grocery store and thought about a quick glass of wine to calm my nerves but after much advise from others on here I`m glad I heeded everyone`s advice. It really does allow you to enjoy every minute of an otherwise hazy situation.
Comms: Linda askes you to email her first for her phone number. Which I duly did a few weeks back. I text early this week for a mid week meet. She asked that I text again to confirm on the morning of the day and gave me the post code of the area.
After I text on the morning she asked me to message again the meet time.
I arrived 30 mins early and messaged her just in case she could meet sooner. She was very professional throughout.
Final text 15 mins before with exact location and house number and I was asked to call as soon as I was there.
A quick call and I buzzed the flat.
Overall I did not feel awkward because it`s a very busy area although there were two guys smoking right next to the flat. They probably worked there and after hesitating for a min or so I thought fuck it! Who cares what they think. Thank god I`m mature and experienced enough to have this thought process. How do millennials navigate through life worrying about everything and anything?
Price: 40/ HH or 60 HR. I opted for the latter and so happy with my decision.
Place: Discrete entrance in between shops in a busy London area. Room clean, massage table in corner for serious business with a round hole for your face and a small wooden chair in the right corner opposite the entrance door. That is to place your clothes on. There is a bed behind the door to the right for all the sexy time! Not too many stairs to climb.
Looks/Personality: Professional over text and throughout the whole hour. She has a cute EE girl next door vibe, early 30`s, slim, breasts sized b and enough to grab on to, pale white beautiful skin, 6/10 face (but fine to me) although as some other reviewers have mentioned she does have a somewhat snagglepuss middle tooth
although that was of no consequence to me because my fellow UK Punters had prepared me for that. Oh she has some type of wart/lump thats hard on her back at one side parallel to her boobs but no shits were given today!
She greeted me behind the door to reveal a thong and bra right off the bat.
Meet: I was a little nervous not being a regular punter and she put me at ease. Asked if I wanted to go straight on the bed for an hour of sensual massage but I`d just worked out hard at the gym and my lower back was killing me so opted for the massage.
It was soft to firm and at one point I asked for it to be a little lighter (I`m a big guy but as a wuss to match). She massaged my back, legs, neck for approx 20 mins. Then she asked me to go onto the bed. She was still donning her bra and thong.
I`m instructed to lie face down she oils up my back, filling the small pump type bottle several times over the next 40 mins. She takes off her top leaving the thong on and proceeds with many body slides and and sensual strokes around my back, buttocks and teases around my anus although this did not do too much for me.
Then when I was instructed to turn around (after 10 mins and at the 30 min mark approx) and she began to tease my penis, rubbing the glans slowly, really allowing me to live my favourite porn edging videos. Having not a lick of alcohol in me I really savoured every second and I realised that any doubts that I may have had I was 100% sure this was not her first rodeo and she knew exactly what to do.
In between her sliding up and down my body Linda would occasionally be pulling my foreskin back in between her sweet sweet pale feminine digits. With my fully exposed and vunerable unsheathed shaft that was by now at an excruciatingly sensitive, swollen, blood engorged state. I would have freely given her my bank cashpoint pin number if asked at this moment. She had me at that point!!! FYI she does play with your sack a lot.
Linda allowed me to rub her sides, arms, back and most importantly I really played with her perky perfect small but ample breast which had nipples that I wish i could have sucked on for three hours.
To finish she was sitting astride me, she tugged my shaft with two hands as I had a firm hold of both of her breasts. She kept masturbating me faster and faster and I was gripping her breast harder and harder until I felt that moment that I hope the afterlife has an abundance of. She pumped me harder, I gripped her breasts even tighter and I came like I have not cum in a very long time. It felt like the final powerful water actions I`ve only experienced observing Bellagio/Dubai Mall fountains.
She cleaned me up with wet wipes throroughly, oh and offered my showers pre and post.
After losing all track of time I was there for exactly one hour.
Summary: VFM for sure! I will definitely go back. Its a huge VFM, she`s pleasant, cute, willing to please and proffessional. I expect that the service will be the same so I may visit again soon and then try a couple more FBSM providers.
Oh and her phone was really loud and slightly distracting at one point but on reflection I think it may have been some sort of timer to keep her on track.
Some may be put off by her tooth and if you can look past that I highly recommend.
Going sober to this really added to the experience.
Ps. I went into this punt with a more critical lens altough I cannot really fault her service.
Thanks all!
Topic: TOPLESS Massage. Ladbroke Grove, London / VFM FBSM only. First sober punt! (Read 2360 times)