Natural Life Westcliff Essex (Chinese Rub & Tug)

[DeadFox]

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I've done a couple of reviews of this place. It's not new at all, despite their website suggesting otherwise.

I have said I'll never visit again, this time I mean it. Made the mistake of going back a few days ago as I needed a massage.

Coco tried to get me to go for b2b but to be honest all she does is strip off. I just opted for the hour with a so-called happy ending for £60.00.

Coco is weary of her work. The place in my estimation a victim of it's own success. I literally lost count of how many times she left the room while attending to me. She also took calls at the same time as massaging me and switched to one hand while doing so. They are more interested in the next punter.

I won't be going back again. It's a shame as the place used to be good. Double negative if it had been possible. Waste of dollar and time.

Alternative recommendations would be appreciated. Indies especially in the Southend area.   

[fatboy]

Sorry Foxy, can't offer any suggestions as you seem to have done all the rub and tugs in Sarfend.
Did you see the recent post about massage opening in Rettendon ?
It is just in South Hanningfield, went past yesterday but had the mother in law in tow
and unable to find an excuse to drive in there.
Might be worth considering though. Cheers, FB 

[CautiousJim]

Sounds like it’s gone downhill. Thanks for the heads up.

And the spa sounds good, thanks for the tip off fatboy. Have spoken to them and hope to try it out very soon. Sounds ideal and lady on phone was super friendly. Will report back!

[Ragnar117]

I am going to that new spa in Rettendon today. Will report back later on 

[DeadFox]

I am going to that new spa in Rettendon today. Will report back later on 

Thanks for the suggestion Fatty. Did you visit in the end Ragnar ?

[Skippy2708]

I am going to that new spa in Rettendon today. Will report back later on 

Have you tried it yet? Wanting to book it!

[fatboy]

Thanks for the suggestion Fatty. Did you visit in the end Ragnar ?

Foxy, have you been the victim of autobloodycorrect ?
Can't remember who "Ragnar" is 
Cheers

[Ragnar117]

Thanks for the suggestion Fatty. Did you visit in the end Ragnar ?

Not yet as I had a bit of a family crisis just before I had to go. Have re booked it for Wednesday

[fatboy]

Thanks for the suggestion Fatty. Did you visit in the end Ragnar ?

Not yet as I had a bit of a family crisis just before I had to go. Have re booked it for Wednesday

Doh ! sorry chaps, don't know what I was thinking, lost the context and the plot 
Ragnar, family crisis, you sound like a WG cancelling at short notice