Good Lord, why would you 
LOL
In the old days of PP (an early punters board sadly now no more) we used to have a thing about trying ANYONE who advertised...anywhere
This is Mags...and she advertised in the Gazette
Maxfan (another member) mentioned one night that he was going to be first on Mags....so I nipped in and beat him to it
I let him post his review first I think...

Now I'm talking a good 25 years ago...but she looked the same
When booking I asked her for a description....she replied "why...you're not gonna want to fucking marry me!"
First rate blow job but you still needed mental stimulation from prior punts