Author Topic: Alluringasiananna Chichester  (Read 4476 times)


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I have been visiting Anna on a regular basis for a couple years now. I have enjoyed these visits so much that Anna is now my "Go To" escort every time. She is definitely my favourite escort. I always make a booking in advance. That is my Plan A, there is no Plan B. If the proposed meeting cannot be agreed, we simply make another appointment. Plan Bs, by their very nature, are almost certain to be fraught with dissatisfaction.
Our last meeting (last night) went as planned. As usual, out of respect for Anna's request for discretion, I parked a couple of hundred yards away from Anna's house to avoid drawing attention to my visit. This is quite easy because Anna's house can be accessed unobtrusively until the last few seconds of approaching the front door. If her neighbours notice anything then it's because the visitor is openly advertising their visit. Anna greeted me warmly. She was dressed in a seductively shimmering black nightdress which did wonders for me and that was just the start! During and after some delightful embraces of hugs and kisses, we had a brief catch up on how things were since our last meeting (only the week before!) before getting ready to proceed upstairs to the bedroom. Once there, we finished undressing while chatting and kissing and cuddling. Since I hadn't made any specific requests for this visit we just chatted, embracing and fondling each other until something clicked mutually that drove us in a particular direction, which will not be broadcast, it's private. If you want blow by blow accounts then go visit another review or another website! We finished off our evening's sexual activity by indulging in something that we both love and look forward to on most visits i.e. Roleplay. Something that Anna excels at and always makes my heart pound until, finally, I achieve Nirvana with a mind-blowing and physically shattering climax that leaves me blissfully drained before I can move again. I would have no hesitation in proposing Anna for an Oscar in that department.
So far, I have been "cherry-picking" from Anna's "Likes" list and she has never let me down, even when I have suggested something that she has never tried before. This has provided some wonderful moments, occasionally a few laughs and even one near-hysterical failure on my part! We will continue to mine this vein of entertainment on future visits (Many may they be!).
I read some comments in previous reviews about Anna's bust or alleged lack of one. I think those derogatory remarks are an indication of the reviewer's personal preferences and shouldn't be included in a review of this nature. I also read that Anna continually checks, or even answers her phone during clients' visits. I have never found this to be the case. She always switches her phone to "Silent" to avoid distractions while I'm with her. She does check her phone while I'm getting dressed, which is only natural. She is, after all, in business. Would you object if your taxi driver accepted incoming calls about next available clients during your hire?  I have never felt pressured by any "revolving door" practices, although Anna occasionally has to remind me to stop "blethering" and get on with the main purpose of my visit! But that's just me, not an imposition by Anna.
What else can I tell you? Only that I think Anna is an amazing young lady; that she has a wonderful, friendly personality; that she has a wide range of well-practiced skills and that it is always, always a pleasure to be in her company. I have no intention, or need, to find another Plan A escort and I hope and look forward to enjoying her company for a very long time.   

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A bit touty!!!! That's an understatement..

All the 'detail' is 'private'  :lol:

One bonus.... It doesn't quite end with a 'treat her well'

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Bit touty

 Just being User-Friendly instead of the GIM doing the usual mysoginistic hatchet job

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Welcome to the site Anna

Take a good (proper) look at the review then go look in the mirror. Refer to the old adage " If the cap fit" then apply.

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A bit touty!!!! That's an understatement..

All the 'detail' is 'private'  :lol:

One bonus.... It doesn't quite end with a 'treat her well

Of course it's private. I don't boast or invite comparison or make derogatory remarks that can't be defended. It shouldn't need to be said "treat her well" All women, regardless of age, colour, physique or appearance should automatically be treated with respect.


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Sandy2balls....
 
I see you're a relative newbie. If you want to stick around, you should get a feel for the ethos of this site, and contribute accordingly.
If you get it, please continue.  If you don't like it, we won't miss you  :hi:

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Welcome to the site Anna

You're way off the mark. Try reading it for what it is, an honest review from somebody who does'nt have an axe to grind.

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Sandy2balls....
 
I see you're a relative newbie. If you want to stick around, you should get a feel for the ethos of this site, and contribute accordingly.
If you get it, please continue.  If you don't like it, we won't miss you  :hi:
Correct. That was my first review, definitely not my last. I already have a feel for the ethos (delete ethos, that's a misnomer, insert "general drift") and I'll be around for a while yet. I will only be reviewing it how I see it, not from the GIA perspective. Do try and keep up!

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Who will you be reviewing as it appears you will only be visiting Anna (yourself)

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Correct. That was my first review, definitely not my last. I already have a feel for the ethos (delete ethos, that's a misnomer, insert "general drift") and I'll be around for a while yet. I will only be reviewing it how I see it, not from the GIA perspective. Do try and keep up!
I wish you had not joined the forum  :angry:

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Who will you be reviewing as it appears you will only be visiting Anna (yourself)
Read it again. I never said that Anna is the only escort that I visit. I said that she is my favourite and that I only use a Plan A, i.e  If Plan A is not available on that date or that time,  I don't scratch around looking for a last minute second best alternative. That usually leads to disappointment and turns into a waste of time and money. Instead, it's back to the drawing (planning) board and try again for a confirmed appointment with whichever escort that I choose. And as to "Anna (yourself)" , that illogical comment leads me to think that (a) you can't believe that another "man" doesn't hold the same misogynistic, self-aggrandising views as yourself (b) that if you make what you think is a clever insight or (false) deduction to shoot someone down that you wont then receive a riposte or rebuttal & (c) if an escort did gain access to this site that they would swallow any of the macho rubbish that's posted here.

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I wish you had not joined the forum  :angry:


If you can't stand the heat.....Get out of the kitchen!

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So if anna is your only plan a and if she can’t see you, you will wait until she can my point is valid when will you see anyone else ?

Quick question as I’m interested in meeting you anna do you take it up the arse?

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So if anna is your only plan a and if she can’t see you, you will wait until she can my point is valid when will you see anyone else ?

Quick question as I’m interested in meeting you anna do you take it up the arse?
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You still don't get it, do you. Anna is Not my only plan A. My system  (Plan A) is to select an escort and try to arrange a confirmed mutually convenient appointment. If that doesn't work out, I look for another escort and try to make a mutually convenient appointment. I don't use a Plan B because I've learned that last minute substitutes are very seldom successful. I'd rather take a bit longer to find the right escort at a mutually agreed confirmed appointment.
And as for meeting me, please do, as I don't "take it up the arse" (but you obviously do!) and I can prove/disprove any point you wish to make. It's fairly obvious from the drivel that you post that you can't understand that there are people in this world (not yours!) that don't share your puerile, idiotic views. If you have something sensible to say then GTF!! (In Spades!!)

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So if anna is your only plan a and if she can’t see you, you will wait until she can my point is valid when will you see anyone else ?

Quick question as I’m interested in meeting you anna do you take it up the arse?
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You still don't get it, do you. Anna is Not my only plan A. My system  (Plan A) is to select an escort and try to arrange a confirmed mutually convenient appointment. If that doesn't work out, I look for another escort and try to make a mutually convenient appointment. I don't use a Plan B because I've learned that last minute substitutes are very seldom successful. I'd rather take a bit longer to find the right escort at a mutually agreed confirmed appointment.
And as for meeting me, please do, as I don't "take it up the arse" (but you obviously do!) and I can prove/disprove any point you wish to make. It's fairly obvious from the drivel that you post that you can't understand that there are people in this world (not yours!) that don't share your puerile, idiotic views. If you don't have something sensible to say then GTF!! (In Spades!!)

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Personally think you may be in the wrong place. The small chance that you are not Anna then you are obviously a stuck up prick who thinks he’s better than most on here

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Personally think you may be in the wrong place. The small chance that you are not Anna then you are obviously a stuck up prick who thinks he’s better than most on here

Personally YM, I'd go for your second option.
This review is virtually verbatum of a field report on Anna's AW page.

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Nothing useful in that review and I switched off half way through...    :thumbsdown:

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Personally think you may be in the wrong place. The small chance that you are not Anna then you are obviously a stuck up prick who thinks he’s better than most on here
That's not a bad deduction. After reading some of the puerile macho macho rubbish on here it confirms that I do think I'm better than most on here. Your misguided observation has just confirmed that. Nuff said.

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Personally YM, I'd go for your second option.
This review is virtually verbatum of a field report on Anna's AW page.
Your highly intelligent (I'm being sarcastic, by the way,) condescending pronouncements only go to prove that you are the one who thinks he is superior to everyone else on this site. Some of your previous postings are classics and would be very useful to psychiatric research. Oh and by the way the correct spelling is "verbatim". It helps if you know what it means and how to spell it. :yahoo:

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Nothing useful in that review and I switched off half way through...    :thumbsdown:
Am I right in thinking that because there were no horny porny lascivious details you went looking elsewhere for some wanking material?

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I’m almost out of popcorn!!!

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I’m almost out of popcorn!!!
Don't wait up. It gets boring trying to hold a civil conversation with these eejits.

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Sucked many cocks today anna
From Not Anna.

No, but I've heard from a real prick. And if you don't know who that might be go take a long, hard look in the mirror. Have you got any more intelligent questions or is that your limit for today? Isn't it time you came out of the cupboard macho hombre? You might as well, it would explain your constant references to "taking it up the arse" and "sucking cock"! Go on, tell the truth to the world, I dare you!

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That's not a bad deduction. After reading some of the puerile macho macho rubbish on here it confirms that I do think I'm better than most on here. Your misguided observation has just confirmed that. Nuff said.

For those who have doubted you that you are NOT Anna, get over it and start posting rmore reviews on here, or your punting experiences.

If you think you are above most of us here, log off and don't bother coming back.

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Those spherical objects strongly resemble the cojones that you should, but don't, possess. Try growing some.

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For those who have doubted [u]you that you [/u]are NOT Anna, get over it and start posting rmore reviews on here, or your punting experiences.

If you think you are above most of us here, log off and don't bother coming back.
i'm disappointed that as a moderator (someone who should know better) does not have a better command of the Queen's English!

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Sandy2balls is definitely a women so obvious how she speaks

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Sandy2balls is definitely a women so obvious how she speaks
It takes one to know one!

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i'm disappointed that as a moderator (someone who should know better) does not have a better command of the Queen's English!

I'm disappointed you didn't take notice of rule #23 -  23 Abuse towards other members
Discord must be kept civil. Excessive abuse/swearing is not acceptable. "You're acting like a twat" is not excessive, however, "you're a fucking inbred cunt" is excessive and is not acceptable. Bullying will result in a ban. Abuse to the Mod or Admin Team will result in a ban.


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Well done daviemac she is a twat

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Bit touty

 Just being User-Friendly instead of the GIM doing the usual mysoginistic hatchet job
Generally only women play the misogyny card when criticized (she couldn't spell it tho). Bit like black people playing the race card when stopped by the police. Some women think you are only criticizing them because they are women, no, I'm criticizing you for doing a crap job.  :wackogirl:

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The misogyny line was what gave her away as been a she

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I note that Alluringasiananna says her “petrol charge cost" is "roughly £2 per mile of travel”.

Petrol currently costs about £1-25 per litre, which equates to £5-57 a gallon.

If Alluringasiananna’s "petrol cost" is £2 a mile, her car must do less than 3 miles per gallon.

Even my Bentley Continental GT Convertible and my Lamborghini Aventador Coupé have better petrol consumption than that!

What’s she driving, for God's sake?


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Even my Bentley Continental GT Convertible and my Lamborghini Aventador Coupé have better petrol consumption than that!


I know how you feel, my Bugatti Veyron EB 16.4 does that at full chat!!  :hi:

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i'm disappointed that as a moderator (someone who should know better) does not have a better command of the Queen's English!
Sandy, if you are reading this: you need to improve your English, the quoted post makes no sense.