Lilith-Noir - So Close - Birmingham

[OutForJustice80]

Who: External Link/Members Only

Where: Her apartment in Birmingham, five minute Uber from New Street Station

How much: £200 for 90 minutes

Services: DFK, OWO, RO, Sex, Spanking, Fingering, DT

The girl: Exactly as per her photos. Really very strikingly beautiful escort

Would I return: Probably not but mainly because she’s not local

TLDR: I’d been wanting to meet Lilith ever since her media started appearing on the former sister site. Her pictures are numerous and accurate. There’s been some suggestion that she photoshops her images and I saw absolutely no evidence of that. Her body is seriously on point, ass is amazing. Tits are small but that’s my personal preference anyway. Her face is really very pretty, probably in my top three most attractive escorts behind Miss Holly and the Canadian escort whose name excapes me right now.

I missed her ill-famed tour of London although that now sounds like a bullet dodged and happened to have an excuse to get up and down to Birmingham in an evening so took the chance. Trains got a bit fucked up and I was late in the end but thankfully she had enough time either side to accommodate me without losing time.

Decent place, new build apartment, good shower. Room is a tiny bit pokey but has a big old mirror very tactically placed to allow all sorts of angles.

Service wise… I can’t say I wasn’t slightly disappointed. Don’t get me wrong, Lilith approached the task with gusto and she noshed at my dick and fucked me right through the matress and into the apartment below. I just felt like it’s all a bit robotic and not quite into the elite standard of some of the very bet WGs I’ve seen. I still had a great time and the ride she gave me in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl was pretty spectacular but it was little things like her kissing technique which was very much in the category of “insert tongue and swirl around”. Also she instantly started groaning when I went down on her in a manner that I found off putting rather than in any way convincing or alluring.

I’m being harsh but I had really high expectations and they weren’t quite met. I still rate the meet as a positive though because she sucked and fucked me to oblivion and her body is off the god dam hook. As always, YMMV.

[bonatempora]

Good review OP. Review wasn’t harsh at all... it’s always best to give others your honest opinion (which you have done).

From the sounds of things she’s becoming more “commercial” nowadays.

[Mallow841]

Thanks for the review.

I was interested in her but I find the way she comes across over on UKE quite uppity & off putting, alongside her looking quite a bit older than 26. And coupled with you saying the service was a bit robotic, she’s off my list.

[bonatempora]

Thanks for the review.

I was interested in her but I find the way she comes across over on UKE quite uppity & off putting, alongside her looking quite a bit older than 26. And coupled with you saying the service was a bit robotic, she’s off my list.

She’s definitely a bit forward on UKE although, in person she’s more mellow/relaxed. In a punt her service is a mechanical attempt at what some would call a porn debut... I guess with the punter in that moment lol! In regards to her age... when I met her... in attempt to get the conversation going:

Me: “You look nice, a little different from your pictures in person.”

Lilith: “In a good way or bad way?”

Me: “You have a more mature look, it’s sexy.”

Lilith: “So you think I’m older? How old do you really think I am then? Go on I won’t mind!”

(This is where I fuck up #schoolboyerror)

Me: “Hmm... I’d say about 31, 32.”

Lilith: “32! That’s a slap in the face to be honest! I’m actually my stated age on AW... I can show you my ID if you want to me prove it!”

(At this point thinking wtf... no I don’t want to see your ID)

Me: No really it’s fine... you asked so I answered... didn’t mean to offend you.

Then I changed the subject. As she kept on going on about how she’s “aware” she looks older, and she’s looking to get work done (seriously wtf).

So without seeing her ID (not my business) can’t say if she’s actually in her mid-twenties; but she may very well be and just looks older.

Surprised she carried the punt on with as much gusto as she did thereafter. Oh well... she got paid well enough!

[Mallow841]

She’s definitely a bit forward on UKE although, in person she’s more mellow/relaxed. In a punt her service is a mechanical attempt at what some would call a porn debut... I guess with the punter in that moment lol! In regards to her age... when I met her... in attempt to get the conversation going:

Me: “You look nice, a little different from your pictures in person.”

Lilith: “In a good way or bad way?”

Me: “You have a more mature look, it’s sexy.”

Lilith: “So you think I’m older? How old do you really think I am then? Go on I won’t mind!”

(This is where I fuck up #schoolboyerror)

Me: “Hmm... I’d say about 31, 32.”

Lilith: “32! That’s a slap in the face to be honest! I’m actually my stated age on AW... I can show you my ID if you want to me prove it!”

(At this point thinking wtf... no I don’t want to see your ID)

Me: No really it’s fine... you asked so I answered... didn’t mean to offend you.

Then I changed the subject. As she kept on going on about how she’s “aware” she looks older, and she’s looking to get work done (seriously wtf).

So without seeing her ID (not my business) can’t say if she’s actually in her mid-twenties; but she may very well be and just looks older.

Surprised she carried the punt on with as much gusto as she did thereafter. Oh well... she got paid well enough!

Rule 1 never tell a woman she looks older than she does 

Last time I did that I got a drink in my face, I was about 25 

She does look around the 32 mark to be honest, I thought the same. She may well be her stated age, she may well not, however she does for me, look older. Not sure why she would get work done, she is an attractive woman. Her choice however.

[bonatempora]

Rule 1 never tell a woman she looks older than she does 

Last time I did that I got a drink in my face, I was about 25 

She does look around the 32 mark to be honest, I thought the same. She may well be her stated age, she may well not, however she does for me, look older. Not sure why she would get work done, she is an attractive woman. Her choice however.

Trust me I was very hesitant to reply. But it was awkward as there was a pause/silence and she was quite insistent on a response. In fact her persistence made me think she’s very particular/concerned about her looks. Hence maybe why she went on to mention surgery.

In regards to the drink in your face... I hope it wasn’t in public!

[OutForJustice80]

For me I never really get the fascination with how old a woman actually is. As long as she looks like her pictures I’m fine. I’m rubbish at guessing ages anyway but Lilith looks exactly as I expected her to which was good enough for me.

She definitely got riled with some of the stuff said to her and about her on UKE. It may have made her a bit defensive.

[InMefan]

I'm surprised people think she looks older, I think she looks her age and is faf with one hell of a figure.

[unus669]

Good review OP.


She is attractive, however comes across as petulant and pretentious, which is a bad look

[dubs]

Good review OP.


She is attractive, however comes across as petulant and pretentious, which is a bad look

Where's that?  Was it when she got pissed off about some member of UKE saying her pics were doctored?

I've seen her twice in person and she came across to me as very friendly and funny.  She didn't seem to take herself too seriously, we had a good laugh.

[unus669]

Where's that?  Was it when she got pissed off about some member of UKE saying her pics were doctored?

I've seen her twice in person and she came across to me as very friendly and funny.  She didn't seem to take herself too seriously, we had a good laugh.

That, her London diabolical thread, someone found out her nick on another site, not sure how, but her description of punters, was interesting 

Throwing in how one has a day job, studying/educated and escorting at the drop of a hat, is pretentious. Nobody gives a flying flamingo 

I don’t doubt you had a great time, I guess she performs well, behind the hypocrisy.

[James]

That, her London diabolical thread, someone found out her nick on another site, not sure how, but her description of punters, was interesting 

Throwing in how one has a day job, studying/educated and escorting at the drop of a hat, is pretentious. Nobody gives a flying flamingo 

I don’t doubt you had a great time, I guess she performs well, behind the hypocrisy.

Yep she was boasting about making 20k in a month on saafe. I registered there and its a interesting site. Some punters are bad wat they do

[ribbons78]

LOL I love this site always entertaining great review OP. I think she looks mid twenties or so but I guess these things are subjective, I often judge a womans age by their eyes and skin and I don't think she has the eyes of a chick in her 30s but she always wears minimal makeup when I see her not sure how she was dressed when OP saw her. Definitely don't mention her age when you see her lol unless it's to tell her she looks 21 

I saw her again recently for a second time, this time red dress and stockings and suspenders and looked fucking amazing I agree with OP on that. If you book her I would suggest you ask her to go with her red dress.

I was happy enough to book her for a 3rd time coming up (I am in danger of wasting all my cash I havent done a repeat with a prozzie for many a year they never quite hit the mark). GFE again although she went a bit pornstar on me, bouncing up and down on the bed while giving me head to get extra I don't know power or something like a WWE wrestler  and this time she did get very vocal (too vocal) when I was going down on her it actually distracted me quite a bit but she asked me to suck her clit really hard and to be honest I tried to suck it clean off and she almost twisted my head off. I am sure my neighbours heard, other than that great time was had by me, just fun and a lovely girl.

Seems she can very hit and miss, hoping she is on the mark when I see hew next time. Might try something different.

[Cellular40]

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[Cellular40]

That, her London diabolical thread, someone found out her nick on another site, not sure how, but her description of punters, was interesting 

Throwing in how one has a day job, studying/educated and escorting at the drop of a hat, is pretentious. Nobody gives a flying flamingo 

I don’t doubt you had a great time, I guess she performs well, behind the hypocrisy.

I remember that.

Interesting read and not in a positive way.
She was practically having a go at anyone who wasn’t blowing smoke up her arse.
She is no doubt attractive but as I’ve said before she looks older and that vid that someone posted of her on PornHub from her AW movies was like a bad short porn film with poor acting.

Before anyone asks I don’t have the link, I got it off another punter and it was removed a few days later because someone had posted it without her permission and made a fake twitter account she mentioned this on UKE.

The video wasn’t impressive, she was riding a punter (I think) in reverse cowgirl, her technique was off and the moans couldn’t have sounded anymore artificial, eyes open and no expression.

[PLeisure]

She certainly craves the attention over on UKE - I quickly got bored and haven't followed her activity for a while. Interesting to read the above; esp her attitude towards clients on saafe 

[Fuzzyduck]

Whilst his stats total doesn't match anywhere near yours, he posted 11 reviews spread between 2013 to 2019 and all his posts are informative and very specific to punting in the West Midlands.

I think my definition of leech would differ from yours.

Cunt/idiot maybe? Leech I think not? 

Still a bizarre post out of the blue?

+1

Harsh to call him a leech. Looking at his last year of activity, he took a 10 month break from posting and in the last couple of months made 20-odd sensible posts, including 2 reviews. Doesn't even come across as a cunt IMO. His comment seems at odd with what he said a few months back. Maybe he just wanted out.

LOL I love this site always entertaining great review OP...