Teenpanties - Newcastle

[Tyne-bridge]

External Link/Members Only

Location - Blackfriars area of Newcastle

Having read numerous reviews, curiosity got the better of me so I decided to visit Teenpanties in person.

Made contact via AW followed by WhatsApp, well located, easy to find and reasonably discreet. Knocked, entered and was greeted by the young lady, as per previous reviews and her profile photos TP is slim and willowy with long, light auburn hair. A coy but warm and smiley welcome, maybe slightly awkward at first. £45 passed over and told to get my dick out!
I sat on the settee and removed my jeans and boxers while TP took off her top to expose her breasts, she did a few twirls and told me she would now show me her pussy.....off with her leggings, another twirl and down with the panties to expose a light and natural pussy.
TP then sat between my legs and started to gently caress my cock until hard, reached for the baby oil and slowly applied it whilst looking at me and smiling.
There followed an extremely enjoyable un rushed hand job to completion along with encouragement to touch her breasts and body.
She made encouraging words as the climax arrived and as others have said smiled with delight with the resultant mess.

Wiped up with tissue, dressed and a short chat about how she ended up in the toon.

Due to the number of comments suggesting mental health issues I was wary prior to going, I am no expert however based on my visit I saw nothing uncomfortable, she is whimsical and arguably individual, she was also quite endearing.

It was almost like re visiting your early flirting days and receiving a wank from a girl at school who enjoys getting you very hard with her hands.

[waynekerr600]

Thanks for the review. I think TP is quirky and different.

[Sar-Major]

Cheers for the review TB.       Glad she "Flicked your Switch" as they say.   

Sadly for me she's a "Bridge to Far" matey.

I want to be "Wrong" but I think the "Charges are Set" and it's just a matter of time before she "Blows Up"

 

[Gothic D]

Cheers for the review TB.       Glad she "Flicked your Switch" as they say.   

Sadly for me she's a "Bridge to Far" matey.

I want to be "Wrong" but I think the "Charges are Set" and it's just a matter of time before she "Blows Up"

 

I am in agreement there. I am certain that at some point some poor bugger is going to cop a shit load of problems.

[toon972]

Thanks for review, wonder who is next? 

[catweazle]

I am in agreement there. I am certain that at some point some poor bugger is going to cop a shit load of problems.

Given some of the history on here with this lass, l think this is a nailed on certainty. (Maybe the "will it be me?" would add some spice for some punter)

[tynetunnel]

Thanks for review, wonder who is next? 

She’s on the radar is all I’m prepared to say. I may not be next though 

[spelk567]

On mine as well...but all I can see is Sar Major sitting on my shoulder when it kicks off saying " yer can't educate fecking   pork!!" 

[Sar-Major]

On mine as well...but all I can see is Sar Major sitting on my shoulder when it kicks off saying " yer can't educate fecking   pork!!" 

Ya "Got It In One" Sunshine.................................   

 

[Geordie kidda]

Latest profile update £80 to lick her out 

[Moresomes]

I am in agreement there. I am certain that at some point some poor bugger is going to cop a shit load of problems.

Bugger or buggers?
If she got a full shift in, she could have a trophy cabinet full of cocks before they broke the door down.

[daviemac]

Latest profile update £80 to lick her out 

And   

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=254665.0

[winkywanky]

There is a certain inevitability that she will get drawn into doing more, be it for the money, the thrill, or more likely, both. She's accepting oral now, and rimming.

I'll never see her, I live too far away. But from where I'm standing? Hmm, I dunno about whether the wheels'll fall off.

[daviemac]

There is a certain inevitability that she will get drawn into doing more, be it for the money, the thrill, or more likely, both. She's accepting oral now, and rimming.

I'll never see her, I live too far away. But from where I'm standing? Hmm, I dunno about whether the wheels'll fall off.

She was receiving oral 6 weeks ago then took it off the menu, same with mutual massage. I'd be very surprised if she went further. She's been doing it for 18 months. 

[winkywanky]

Ah, OK Davie.

Wonder why she stopped doing things and then started again? Wow, 18mths now!

[daviemac]

Ah, OK Davie.

Wonder why she stopped doing things and then started again? Wow, 18mths now!

She started off just doing car meets as she didn't have a suitable incall place, Now she has but varies the services quite often. The most she'll do to you is a wank.

[Satrover49]

I must admit her quirkiness interests me but not at those prices.

[MagpieJohn]

I think when she was offering RO previously it was only £60 (could be wrong). At £80 it's certainly not for me, can get FS elsewhere for another £20.

[daviemac]

I think when she was offering RO previously it was only £60 (could be wrong). At £80 it's certainly not for me, can get FS elsewhere for another £20.

It was £80. I could've had twice the time and full service for £20 less but that wasn't what I wanted.   

[Sar-Major]

There is a certain inevitability that she will get drawn into doing more, be it for the money, the thrill, or more likely, both. She's accepting oral now, and rimming.

I'll never see her, I live too far away. But from where I'm standing? Hmm, I dunno about whether the wheels'll fall off.

I'm "Pretty Certain" they will "Fall Off" ................. Its just a case of "WHEN". 

 

[captainblack1776]

She’s definitely not for me - I concur with SM

[MME]

I concur with SM..... HOWEVER! She does look hot to me (not overly keen on the hairy pussy though) If she would allow a cock up her I'd probably turn up and fuck her an all her holes, then get out of there sharpish just in case the wheels fell off whilst I was there....

[FLYING BLUE]

Thanks for review, wonder who is next? 

Could be any one of us......after all, I paid a visit, very much against my better judgement and, despite me swearing on this very site,  not to do so

[Satrover49]

I like a nice hairy pussy me!!!

[Weatherman21]

I like a nice hairy pussy me!!!

 

[Tyne-bridge]

Well, TP has certainly got us all talking about her......

[The Outsider]

I genuinely don't get what you're all so engaged by.  I guess she provides a "different" service, but I could always ask any escort to just wank me off and act a bit weird! 

[Sir Punt]

I think she looks canny if it was a full service for a decent rate I'd be booking her right now. As it stands it her rates and services that put me off and not the girl in slightest.

[datwabbit]

I genuinely don't get what you're all so engaged by.  I guess she provides a "different" service, but I could always ask any escort to just wank me off and act a bit weird! 

But can you see an escort and enjoy an orgasm while fearing it could be your last breath. 

The reviews of her are quite good in that nobody seems to be worried. She hasn't robbed, blackmailed or assaulted any punters we're aware of.

[winkywanky]

I should imagine the fascination TP holds for many guys is that she in some way takes you back to the teenage fumbling of your youth, you pester a girl in your class and she finally gives in and takes you round the back of the bikesheds, gets her tits out and plays with your cock. It's kind of a nostalgia trip?

From her whole MO and the vibe on her AW profile, she seems to almost actually be that girl?

And the fact that she seems to get off on this herself just reinforces that.

[billabong]

Well I succumbed as she has an offer to lick her out for 80 beans. Review coming soon. (Probably tomorrow )

[tynetunnel]

I’m looking forward to it billabong! I’m considering seriously a visit while the opportunity to lick her out is on 

[NotTooOld4It]

I’m looking forward to it billabong! I’m considering seriously a visit while the opportunity to lick her out is on 

The more I read these reviews of this young lady, the more tempted I am to meet her. OK, £45.00 is a bit steep for a wank when you can buy the full monty for another £15, but there is something fascinating about her that draws me in. "Like a moth around a flame".

[NotTooOld4It]

The more I read these reviews of this young lady, the more tempted I am to meet her. OK, £45.00 is a bit steep for a wank when you can buy the full monty for another £15, but there is something fascinating about her that draws me in. "Like a moth around a flame".

"Curiouser and curiouser". I've just spotted a special offer she's put up. She'll give you a hand job while she's totally nude in return for being allowed to take a photo of your cock.

[winkywanky]

Bizarre.

But a bit of a turn on actually.

[tynetunnel]

"Curiouser and curiouser". I've just spotted a special offer she's put up. She'll give you a hand job while she's totally nude in return for being allowed to take a photo of your cock.

She often changes her AW page daily. This one is a bargain, I wonder if you’re allowed to cum on the scanner glass? 

[daviemac]

"Curiouser and curiouser". I've just spotted a special offer she's put up. She'll give you a hand job while she's totally nude in return for being allowed to take a photo of your cock.

Not quite, a hand job for £25 if she can photocopy your cock.

[CELICA GT]

"Curiouser and curiouser". I've just spotted a special offer she's put up. She'll give you a hand job while she's totally nude in return for being allowed to take a photo of your cock.

Strange indeed, what are her plans for the photos tho. Will she file them in big , medium, small etc 

[daviemac]

Strange indeed, what are her plans for the photos tho. Will she file them in big , medium, small etc 

It's a photocopy not a photograph. 

[winkywanky]

Even more bizarre! What the fuck is she gonna do with the images? Perhaps she's gonna tape them all together and make some Performance Art Wallpaper 

I love the way she says her birthday suit. Aww!

[daviemac]

Even more bizarre! What the fuck is she gonna do with the images? Perhaps she's gonna tape them all together and make some Performance Art Wallpaper 

I love the way she says her birthday suit. Aww!

Not for me, lobbing me nob on a scanner where god knows how many others have been. 

[Kev3773]

Not for me, lobbing me nob on a scanner where god knows how many others have been. 

But you lob your knob in a lasses gob where god knows  how many have been   

[winkywanky]

Not for me, lobbing me nob on a scanner where god knows how many others have been. 

...I feel sure she'll wetwipe the glass in-between punters 

[winkywanky]

But you lob your knob in a lasses gob where god knows  how many have been   

...she doesn't do oral 

[Kev3773]

...she doesn't do oral 

Yes 'she' does 

[daviemac]

But you lob your knob in a lasses gob where god knows  how many have been   

Bit of a difference, a lasses gob at the very least gets rinsed with saliva the plate on a scanner doesn't.

[winkywanky]

Yes 'she' does 

Says not on her profile.

Did you get a blowie off her then?

[Kev3773]

Says not on her profile.

Did you get a blowie off her then?

Never seen her, she receives oral though (when it takes her fancy) 

[winkywanky]

Sorry, I thought you were suggesting she did oral when you said: But you lob your knob in a lasses gob where god knows how many have been. Perhaps you meant other girls.

[Kev3773]

Sorry, I thought you were suggesting she did oral when you said: But you lob your knob in a lasses gob where god knows how many have been. Perhaps you meant other girls.

Obviously as DM has reviewed her and didn't receive oral.