Author Topic: MazUltimateGFE - NG4  (Read 1898 times)


12 review(s) for MazUltimateGFE (3 positive, 1 neutral, 8 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline mr_mark_taco

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First review, thought I would start with a well known lady I wish I had stayed well clear of.

Started with a Reverse Booking request (most of my recent punts do), I was looking for a pretty vanilla GFE punt but I was very specific with what I was looking for (genuine good GFE, french kissing, OWO, RO and sex).
Maz actually put some effort in to responding and was fairly cheap and local, so I threw caution to the wind and thought to myself how bad could this girl actually be?

R/B accepted, then comms went silent. No response via text, no response to the messages I sent through the AW message system. R/B date/time came and went and I ended up sat on my arse twiddling my thumbs instead of having some fun.

I should have learnt my lesson there, but it turns out I am a bit of a glutton for punishment. Cue several days later, I'm browsing the AW site with slim pickings so I decide to give Maz a call. Surprisingly she picked up and a incall is arranged for around an hour later after having reminded her of the R/B and agreeing services, yay!

Went to the street given and rang to say I was there, only to be told give me 10 more minutes.... 30 minutes later it was still 10 more minutes.
After about an hour of waiting I finally had an address.

Walked up to the front door to find £100 sticking out the letterbox, strange, but ok...
Spent 10 minutes at the door waiting for Maz knocking before she finally let me in (and being a gent alerting her to the money sticking out her door).

Appearance was not too bad, skinny, looked a little frazzled but I've seen/done worse. Was lead up to the bedroom and we sorted the paperwork. Trying to hold a conversation was painful as she was clearly on something.
After having waited so long I though it couldn't get much worse, so I ploughed on with the booking.

She went to stash the cash, which took over 30 minutes - ended up on my phone watching Netflix whilst I waited.

Finally she returned and we got down to business, started with some decent DFK and a little playing and she started blowing me. Technique was a little unusual but enjoyable none the less.
She must have one of the tightest fannies I've ever seen, which is unfortunate as I never got my cock anywhere near it.
Tried to move from OWO to sex and it was a flat no, cock too wide for her apparently (and whilst flattering, was complete crap).

Couldn't be arsed to argue so let her finish blowing me then I left. Decentish blowjob but the rest of the experience was a complete waste of time.

Very disappointing.

Offline GingerNuts

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Sorry you had a bad one but it could easily have been avoided. The five reviews before yours were four negatives and a neutral.

Offline Thecunninglinguist

Thanks for your first review. Sorry it was a poor punt but it does show the value of due diligence and the help this site can give. Hope we read a good positive review next time. Try a well reviewed reliable WG, there are plenty around Notts.

Offline Imperia

Thanks for the review. Well at least she is consistently shit, I know how you feel having had a similar time with her. Plenty of great other options in Notts to clear your head from this mess though.

Offline mr_mark_taco

Yep, should've known better and would have had there been anything else available.
I've had most of the locals, seen most within a 5 mile radius, will be posting more reviews when I have more than 5 minutes to spare.

Offline ZeroCount

Christ, you saw her because there was "no-one else around"?! That's like using Tabasco sauce as lube for a wank, just because you're all out of hand cream.

Offline CoolTiger

Christ, you saw her because there was "no-one else around"?! That's like using Tabasco sauce as lube for a wank, just because you're all out of hand cream.

Strangely enough, did you watch Born Romatic on Sunday night BBC1, where David Morrissey accidentally pours Tabasco sauce all over his dick  :scare: :scare: :scare: 

Offline Lincs.man1

Quite a bit of bad news about this one on UKP yet still went to see her.  :dash:

Offline ZeroCount

Strangely enough, did you watch Born Romatic on Sunday night BBC1, where David Morrissey accidentally pours Tabasco sauce all over his dick  :scare: :scare: :scare:

Well that's a bit odd, as I certainly didn't see that...

Offline kingkong69

Could u just the money and go home or use that money to pay her :lol: