I've reviewed my first two visits to Artemis in following topic,
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=223420.0I took the same flight arriving at TXL just before 12pm, this time for a Friday. Virtually no queue at the ePassport control, clear signs for "Ausgang" and a bus logo directed me to the bus stop. The touch screen ticket machine outside is also in English and a single fare costs only €3,40 (takes contactless). Knowing when to change onto the S-bahn was clear and easy, no barriers at the station and very clear signs indicating the anti clockwise train. Short walk to Artemis from Westkreuz station.
Receptionist at Artemis was really nice and welcoming, I asked if I could wear my own robe and she agreed it was fine but also offered me one of the newer grey robes which I accepted. I already knew the drill with the NFC tag on the plastic watch strap they give you to open the lockers, I also wore an actual watch this time! Quickly showered and headed straight for the lunch buffet, which was poor if I'm honest. Only bread, roll, cereal etc. Would have been nice to have a selection of fruit.
Thought I'd chill outside until some prettier girls showed up but the music blasting by the pool was far from relaxing tbh. Kept bumping into girls I've sessioned with before, some with cosmetic surgery they didn't previously have. There were too many older women around with tons of makeup and fake tits. I spent a good 5 hours shuffling around the complex trying to find someone I fancy.
I did actually discover the upstairs cinema this time but there was no volume so that was quite pointless. Managed to catch a couple of live shows of punts in the downstairs cinema, hard to tell if the girls were hot in the darkness. More girls showed up after 6pm but still no one I fancied that I hadn't punted before.
Becoming more conscious of time I opted for
Violetta (Romanian) who is quite a safe bet, tall medium build, 34C natural tits, black hair, very slow and sensual covered bj. I did try and fail to negotiate kissing in the standard fee but was refused (€40 extra). Still had a decent time, came very quickly when we had sex but that's why I chose her since she gave the bj very slow last time too and I made the most of the unrushed 30 mins.
I saw a redhead I liked later on and approached her which I never normally do, but she didn't fancy me and politely made her excuses. There were quite a few girls trying to flank me down, often shouting "hey India!!!" but none worth paying even €60 for. Saw a few more girls I've punted before and started to think that maybe I had made decent choices looks wise on my first two visits.
It started to get late and around 1pm it started clearing out so choices were becoming quite limited. I found a small German blonde called
Mandy with b cup natural tits that was different to my normal choice and I was glad I waited. Just had a standard €60 service but it was pleasant, unrushed and we chatted for a long time afterwards.
Upon entering the bar area, another Romanian girl called
Karina approached me for the third time that evening and realising there weren't many decent options left I had to go for it. She was blonde, size 8, enhanced 32D tits, had braces but wasn't obvious and didn't bother me. Again she also delivered a really slow unrushed basic €60 service and we also had a really nice long chat afterwards.
The weather was warm, so I opted to have all my punts in the outdoor rooms which were slightly nicer imo and I could actually see the girls clearly since the lights are better. I had an OK time, just really disappointed to be declined by the only girl I fancied enough to approach myself and choosing to punt the three girls I did to not waste the whole trip.
I think I made some good choices on the girls, they were all really lovely and enthusiastic but just not worth flying to a different country over when I can see similar girls in my own city for the same basic service/price without the expense of flights and entry fee. It actually ended up costing me €125 per 30min punt with slightly above average looking girls. I actually expected to punt up to 7 girls but returned home with over €400 in my wallet.
The number of punters there for a Friday night was much lower compared to my previous weekday visits. The number of girls there reduced rapidly after 1pm. I only saw 4 stunning girls there over 15 hours but none gave me the time of day. Most of the girls there looked over 35 and wore heavy make up. One girl even commented on seeing me walking around all night, yeah that was so desperately tiring looking for some decent pussy.
I'm really hoping it was just a one off underwhelming experience because Berlin and Artemis are so easy to travel to and the venue is good overall. But if other punters are gonna come back with the same experiences then I probably won't return anytime soon.
Sunny
