Random rarely heard terms that might actually be informative, old or new

[LLPunting]

Was trying to find a recent definition of FBSM and found this instead:

“BBBJTCNQNS”, which means “bare back blow job to completion, no quittin’, no spittin’”

Anyone got any others that might aid in commentary and reviews?

[ZeroCount]

Not sure if this counts as "rarely heard" these days, but this old chestnut is relevant to a lot of profiles I've seen lately:-

BOBFOC - Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch

[Kingy28]

Not sure if this counts as "rarely heard" these days, but this old chestnut is relevant to a lot of profiles I've seen lately:-

BOBFOC - Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch

I said that about someone at work yesterday!

[LLPunting]

I said that about someone at work yesterday!

Was that during your development appraisal or your respecting diversity briefing?

[Kingy28]

Was that during your development appraisal or your respecting diversity briefing?

Both 

[freeze44]

Eight pinter??

Fuckable after 8 pints....very equality minded as would fuck most after that! 

[Grumpy Pumpy]

Was that during your development appraisal or your respecting diversity briefing?

 

[Romeo Sensini]

Not sure if this counts as "rarely heard" these days, but this old chestnut is relevant to a lot of profiles I've seen lately:-

BOBFOC - Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch

Also known as a Kroneneberg - as in 1664.

16 from the back and 64 from the front

[Bonker]

Butterface

Everything is good looking but her face.

[Liverpool]

I've no desire to go and see some hefty munter but what is a SSBBW?

[Bonker]

Seal shaped blubber backed whale

[mradventures]

I've no desire to go and see some hefty munter but what is a SSBBW?

super sized big beautiful woman i guess?

[Blackpool Rock]

Perhaps not punting related but my mate used to refer to his wife as DFS (as in the sofa people).
As the adverts said at the time "No interest for 3 years" 

[two20]

My all time favourite advice a 5 out of 10 single friend was given, Go Ugly Early. Meaning get in there while all the good looking folk enjoying their evening and the munters are left waiting until the end of the night.

[Vivago]

I always thought that the term ‘double bagger’ was highly descriptive of a munter. One bag for her head and one for your own, just in case hers came off.

Also I was once told, that a particularly hefty BBW was a flour bagger, meaning that you was advised to carry a small bag of flour on assignations with her. After eight pints your aim might not be too good so out comes the bag of flour, sprinkle, sprinkle, and then aim for the wet bits.

[freeze44]

I always thought that the term ‘double bagger’ was highly descriptive of a munter. One bag for her head and one for your own, just in case hers came off.

Also I was once told, that a particularly hefty BBW was a flour bagger, meaning that you was advised to carry a small bag of flour on assignations with her. After eight pints your aim might not be too good so out comes the bag of flour, sprinkle, sprinkle, and then aim for the wet bits.

Double bagger 

Sub woofer....a girl more ugly than a dog.

[Global_Punter]

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[Vimes]

Found in Roger's Profanisaurus..

"Pastietute - A good time girl whose idea of a good time involves a couple of steak-bakes and a custard slice....A WG who is a good deal heavier than her slagboard postcard suggests".

[Global_Punter]

Masturwait 

When waiting for porn on your computer to buffer in the middle of masturbation.

i.e "Damn this WiFi. I guess I'll just have to masterwait." 



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[tantraman]

“BBBJTCNQNS”, which means “bare back blow job to completion, no quittin’, no spittin’”

Love that! ... Gonna have to use it in an upcumming review!

[threechilliman]

Found in Roger's Profanisaurus..

"Pastietute - A good time girl whose idea of a good time involves a couple of steak-bakes and a custard slice....A WG who is a good deal heavier than her slagboard postcard suggests".

That book is an excellent read, increased my word power no end!

[Bonker]

A cold unresponsive escort - frostitute

[tantraman]

How's about ...

BBG = Bowling Ball Grip, i.e. the index and middle fingers in the pussy, whilst the thumb is up the ass ... love it!

[themaserman]

She's a prawn...throw away the head keep the body

[Global_Punter]

BBBJTC - Bare Back Blow Job To Completion

BMBO - Blow My Brains Out

Russian - Tit Wank

MSOG - Multiple Shots on Goal - This is when a guy can come multiple times in 1 session without paying more  Winner

[Waterhouse]

BBBJTC - Bare Back Blow Job To Completion

BMBO - Blow My Brains Out

Russian - Tit Wank

MSOG - Multiple Shots on Goal - This is when a guy can come multiple times in 1 session without paying more  Winner

I thought that was 'Spanish'?

[Global_Punter]

I thought that was 'Spanish'?

The Urban Dictionary disagrees - External Link/Members Only   

[Waterhouse]

The Urban Dictionary disagrees - External Link/Members Only   

No it doesn’t 

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   back at ya!   

[Global_Punter]

The Urban Dictionary disagrees - External Link/Members Only   

No it doesn’t 

External Link/Members Only

   back at ya!   

Haha, we have a situation 


 

[LLPunting]

Haha, we have a situation 

Nope, one involves her assistance with hands the other doesn't.

[Global_Punter]

Nope, one involves her assistance with hands the other doesn't.

Got ya  upon closer examination YEP ur right...

[computergeek]

There is a 3-bagger.  One for her, one for you, one by the door for anyone that opens it to throw up in.

Another one from the Profanisaurus: Token for the cockwash- a gift given in hope/expectation of getting your leg over.

[Corus Boy]

Blowing a dirty whistle.

Arse to mouth.

[Vivago]

Blowing a dirty whistle.

Arse to mouth.

In South America rimming is called the black kiss.

And no I don't know why black rather than brown.

[Bogof60]

Muncher

If you wake up and see this on your arm you would rather munch your arm off rather than wake her up.

A bit worse than a 3 bagger

C/O  2Para 1982 on the way to The South Atlantic after The Sun had asked for women to write to "Our Boys" and include pictures 

[Spiceoflife]

Muncher

If you wake up and see this on your arm you would rather munch your arm off rather than wake her up.

A bit worse than a 3 bagger

C/O  2Para 1982 on the way to The South Atlantic after The Sun had asked for women to write to "Our Boys" and include pictures 

Also referred to as Cayote Ugly, well since the 80s film.
In the movie, one of the characters describes a one-night-stand scenario with a person who is so ugly that in the morning, upon discovering them laying on your arm, “you’d rather chew off your arm than risk waking them.” The character states that this is coyote ugly.
Cayotes will apparently chew off a leg to escape a trap.

[Home Alone]

Perhaps not punting related but my mate used to refer to his wife as DFS (as in the sofa people).
As the adverts said at the time "No interest for 3 years" 

Did he become a punter, BR? Wouldn't blame him if he had.

[mr.bluesky]

In South America rimming is called the black kiss.

And no I don't know why black rather than brown.

Also known as licking the chocolate star fish 

[Blackpool Rock]

Did he become a punter, BR? Wouldn't blame him if he had.

No he's one of those guys who seems to have a need to be in a relationship no matter how bad it is so have gone from one car crash to the next since his divorce including picking back up with the same women multiple times 

Punting would have been a far cheaper and less painful option for him but he would probably have got EAS or something anyway 

[plums]

Perhaps not a punting term per se, but I did see the penis referred to as the "Kojak money box" the other day and it made me chorlte.

[LLPunting]

Perhaps not a punting term per se, but I did see the penis referred to as the "Kojak money box" the other day and it made me chorlte.

No idea why "money box" is part of that term, is it a homo-erotic inference from his penchant for sucking lollies? 

Thanks to all so far, will try to use some of the terms when I review SPs worth special mention.

[Waterhouse]

No idea why "money box" is part of that term, is it a homo-erotic inference from his penchant for sucking lollies? 

Thanks to all so far, will try to use some of the terms when I review SPs worth special mention.

Small slot (for coins) in the top. 

[tantraman]

From naz ...

CFFB, meaning ...

She's a CFFB.  Cover the Face Fuck the Base.

[LLPunting]

Small slot (for coins) in the top. 

Ouch!  I hope those are small coins.

[LLPunting]

From naz ...

CFFB, meaning ...
She's a CFFB.  Cover the Face Fuck the Base.

Thanks,  I saw "face fuck" and then had to re-read that again to make sense.   

[Colston36]

I always thought that the term ‘double bagger’ was highly descriptive of a munter. One bag for her head and one for your own, just in case hers came off.

Also I was once told, that a particularly hefty BBW was a flour bagger, meaning that you was advised to carry a small bag of flour on assignations with her. After eight pints your aim might not be too good so out comes the bag of flour, sprinkle, sprinkle, and then aim for the wet bits.

The bag of flour method reminds me of an alternative that's stayed in my memory for a good 60 years. One guy I knew in my youth had a nice instruction: "Fart and give us a clue, love". 

[Global_Punter]

Some FBSM slangs and abbreviations:

FUM - Face Up Mode

AAA - Access all areas

B2B - Body to Body massage

CWD -  Chick(s)With Dick(s)

PM - Prostate Massage or Private message ( not FBSM slang )

M+B+ML - Suggested as  "Massage + Body Massage + Make Love" ( seen on AD's that offer FS )

CM - Cock Massage. The opposite of the tug part of a rub'n'tug

CFNM - Clothed Female Naked Male

CHS - Cock Handling Skills

CC Swipes - Credit card swipe movement between your butt cheeks.

TCM - Traditional Chinese Medicine

POOC - Pop Our Own Cork

HE - Happy Ending

HB - Happy Beginning

HR - Hand Relief

FBSW- Full Body Sensual Wax

FDM - Face Down Mode

FS - Full Service, penetrative sex - (mostly) used to indicated an SP offers Full Service in addition to FBSM

[B4bcock]

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HB - Happy Beginning
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Does this refer to the time between looking at her gallery pics and the moment she opens the door???

[Global_Punter]

Does this refer to the time between looking at her gallery pics and the moment she opens the door???

Haha, HE towards the end of the massage, HB you get the idea 

[fisherofsouls]

ROM - cold, unresponsive sexual partner