Author Topic: Car meet- SaucySusie69 - Melksham  (Read 3259 times)


4 review(s) for SaucySusie69 (1 positive, 0 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by houseboot]

Saucyjohn69

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Had an amazing first experience yesterday.  Met this girl from melksham and suggested a car meet as my vehicle is rather large.
I admit that i was a little nervous yet she was immensely accommodating. She instantly made me feel at ease.
Actually was the best oral i have received to date.
I found her to be very exhilarating.  Raised more than my pulse.
Extremely clean, professional and courteous.
Overall a lovely experience and definitely worth the small price
Would recommend and will be seeing again.
9/10


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"Saucyjohn69" meets "Saucysuzie69" in his big car for a small price and rates 9/10.


Sometimes you just can't make it up ......  :unknown: ..... excuse me for doubting ....  :unknown: ..... you probably did  :thumbsdown:

Offline pantherblue

my exact thoughts,,, BULLSHIT lol
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Offline Cornish_Wanderer

You cynical lot!

I'm sure a 'saucy' time was had by all.

I note the OP left off the fact he and Suzie partook in a 69 also. I have no doubt it was the best he has received to date. Dare i say exhilarating? That would have given it more credence I feel.
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Offline tq85

"Saucyjohn69" meets "Saucysuzie69" in his big car for a small price and rates 9/10.


Sometimes you just can't make it up ......  :unknown: ..... excuse me for doubting ....  :unknown: ..... you probably did  :thumbsdown:

Come on it's her first post.................cough cough I mena his first post

 :lol:

Offline hobbits

Could this be the other part of the duo or even the Male partner she has available....

Too many recent negatives and certainly me experience left my feeling like something was a foot.

Offline Aces21

Call me a little cynical? But is this in response to the recent negatives I wonder?   :unknown:  :D Write your own review to avoid dusty phone syndrome  :D
« Last Edit: August 14, 2019, 09:50:41 am by Aces21 »

Offline HawkG

Had an amazing first experience yesterday...

LOL, you’re not even trying to make this sound genuine

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I think Suzie should give up whoring and start writing fantasy fiction instead. Much better at that by the looks of it.
Entertaining read, OP, thank you!

Saucyjohn69

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I am extremely upset you would write these sarcastic comments.  I am a genuine guy. A newbie to all this. Call me cynical but i thought us guys were supposed to be able to write about our experience and learn from other members.  Not what is going on here

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I am extremely upset you would write these sarcastic comments.  I am a genuine guy. A newbie to all this. Call me cynical but i thought us guys were supposed to be able to write about our experience and learn from other members.  Not what is going on here

 :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Saucyjohn69

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Thanks for the warm welcome guys. Could understand if I had slated one of you but merely writing my experience

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Here you go.
No promotion.  Thought some would enjoy

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Had an amazing first experience yesterday.  Met this girl from melksham and suggested a car meet as my vehicle is rather large.
I admit that i was a little nervous yet she was immensely accommodating. She instantly made me feel at ease.
Actually was the best oral i have received to date.
I found her to be very exhilarating.  Raised more than my pulse.
Extremely clean, professional and courteous.
Overall a lovely experience and definitely worth the small price
Would recommend and will be seeing again.
9/10

Classy... not!

Offline bdyno

So has anyone else had SaucyJohn PM them asking why we have a problem with "him"?

Offline Fuzzyduck

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So has anyone else had SaucyJohn PM them asking why we have a problem with "him"?

Nope. Maybe he/she has a Mk1 Mexico and thinks you are a kindred spirit? If "John" can't work it out from the responses he's received to his various troll posts then he's not very bright at all. Yet another reason to steer clear of "Susie".

Offline Aces21

Thanks for the warm welcome guys. Could understand if I had slated one of you but merely writing my experience

What experience? There was no fine detail in your review? Price, description of the SP, services? Rather bland non informed review.

Offline ciderhead

Mabe it's the way it was written but my first thoughts were, what a load of old bollocks
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Mabe it's the way it was written but my first thoughts were, what a load of old bollocks


Maybe it's not just the way it was written  :lol:

Offline planetrock1479

Shame anyway won't see Asians. Don't know if that means Chinese and others or men from India ect.
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Shame anyway won't see Asians. Don't know if that means Chinese and others or men from India ect.


Chinese?

Whilst there may be Pakistani & Indian punters here, I'd be surprised if there were many Chinese.

Population of England %

Bangladeshi. 0.8

Chinese.       0.7

Indian.         2.5

Pakistani.     2.0

Asian other.  1.5
« Last Edit: August 25, 2019, 07:14:19 pm by houseboot »

Offline Aces21

Shame anyway won't see Asians. Don't know if that means Chinese and others or men from India ect.

You've had a lucky escape  :thumbsup:

Offline planetrock1479

To be honest I have. Lol.
Thanks for those stats. Really interesting.

Offline ghostrider

I see he has 3 reviews, yet only see one.

Lol