Author Topic: Love River Massage - Glasgow  (Read 1107 times)

Offline McAlly83

HH £60
It was on Gumtree but the links dead now but this is the same location:
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This was actually a couple of weeks back, I sent a text message asking for an appointment and got one within the hour.

I drove over to the place, there is parking outside and was text with details to which buzzer to ring but also that the buzzer didn't work, I got let in by someone else who was going into the building.
When looking for the flat I was met by another worker who was saying that the room i was looking for was up the stairs, but i could see my door so i chapped it and was greeted by a tiny asian lady who spoke no english but signalled me to come in which i did.

The other woman who was trying to get me to go upstairs pushed into the flat after me and was trying to get Love to go to the shops to buy her some fags, and a back and forth which was a bit of a spectacle to watch ensued. with Love trying to push the woman out and the woman just pulling her eyes and pretending she was Chinese making fun of her accent. this went on for about 5 minutes before we got to the massage, I paid first and got undressed.

The massage was ok, quite firm, but nothing life changing.
Then she turned me over and offered OW, OWO i think was an extra £10 which i didnt have on me.

the only problem was that just about all the way through her phone was ringing and she was messaging on it and the woman from earlier would occassionally bang on the door. It wasnt really doing much for me and ended up leaving, nothing against her as much as the situation.

on the table was full service and owo for £60

Area was just a bit mad, maybe just that day because ive read positive reviews without any of the antics. Certainly something to laugh about now though.
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Offline youngatheart

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I was going to reply . . but decided that there is to much going on to even try to make sense of this.

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OK. too l am too late to turn back.






Did the girl that you saw look ANYTHING like this . . . . ?
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or more like THIS ???



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Offline McAlly83

sorry, it was a bit of a cluster fuck of a visit.

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Was the location near the Seewoo Chinese supermarket?

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Offline McAlly83

Was the location near the Seewoo Chinese supermarket?

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It was around about there, big block of flats

Offline McAlly83

It was certainly not the top pic, but she was a lot thinner than the second pic, but if I was to say which was a more accurate depiction facially I’d say the second, but way way thinner
I was going to reply . . but decided that there is to much going on to even try to make sense of this.

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Dam, I DID reply, didn't I ?
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OK. too l am too late to turn back.






Did the girl that you saw look ANYTHING like this . . . . ?
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or more like THIS ???



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Offline mickey1967


I paid this place a visit earlier in the week, will post a review later today.

In my view, it is the girl in the pics, the top one! They are a bit flattering and probably touched up a bit, but I thought she was attractive with a cracking wee figure.

Offline McAlly83

Ah really? Maybe they share the flat or something

I paid this place a visit earlier in the week, will post a review later today.

In my view, it is the girl in the pics, the top one! They are a bit flattering and probably touched up a bit, but I thought she was attractive with a cracking wee figure.

Offline mickey1967


Previous reviews suggest there's two girls working in the flat, one aged around 24 who I saw, the other mid thirties