How do you like your pussy ?

[MrMatrix]

I like it, will use from now on

I have heard it said but I thought it meant shag ie. "I need a good plating."

Interesting, I too havent heard this phrase before. But I like it

[Home Alone]

Years of intrigue and confusion, solved instantly with that explanation david 

(And funnily enough, I am one to lick a plate clean if I enjoyed my meal, ensuring first that no one is looking).

Isn't that what a slice of bread's for, ww?

[Private Parts]

Isn't that what a slice of bread's for, ww?

Depends on your background.
Perfectly acceptable “ Avec Les Ducs de Bourbon. “
It was black (rye) bread in those 18C times.
Waste not want not
PP

[winkywanky]

Isn't that what a slice of bread's for, ww?

You're assuming there's bread left on the table at that point HA, or that there ever was any.

I very seldom have bread with a meal, it fills me up too much  .

In any case, if you read any of my reviews you'll realise that I'm the kind of perv who would lick a plate clean just for the thrill of it 

[davidgood]

Years of intrigue and confusion, solved instantly with that explanation david 

(And funnily enough, I am one to lick a plate clean if I enjoyed my meal, ensuring first that no one is looking).

Me too, but I have to do it when I take the plates to the kitchen so I am out of sight of the wife.

Yes, a slice of bread, preferably rustic, is better but it is more calories and not so easy to get with on-line shopping.

Regards,

davidgood

[sparkus]

'Plating' in context:

We're off on holiday to Marbella,
We're going to get laid by some greasy fellahs,
We want some lump that's going to plate us,
And we're going to get under some Italian waiters

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An acquired taste, not very woke or clever really but reflected society at the time etc. I guess.
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[themaserman]

Plat du jour

[Keema]

You cant muff dive without a muff.

I like my pussie's with a good doze of hairy - one hippy lapdancer in Edinburgh about ten years ago got lots of attention from me one evening.

As for trimmed, I remember as a teenager there was a fashion for pussy topiary - very tasteful unlike vajazzle's.

[winkywanky]

Plat du jour

Followed by giving her your soupe de jour. 

[Home Alone]

You're assuming there's bread left on the table at that point HA, or that there ever was any.

Aye, well; Ah'm a Northerner, tha knows; ww! Not saying that I live on bread and scrape but, ...

I very seldom have bread with a meal, it fills me up too much  .

In any case, if you read any of my reviews you'll realise that I'm the kind of perv who would lick a plate clean just for the thrill of it 

Nay lad; when I saw the areas you Review in, I realized that I'd be unlikely ever to punt in them, specially as I get older, so there wasn't much point in me reading them.

[winkywanky]

Aye, well; Ah'm a Northerner, tha knows; ww! Not saying that I live on bread and scrape but, ...
Nay lad; when I saw the areas you Review in, I realized that I'd be unlikely ever to punt in them, specially as I get older, so there wasn't much point in me reading them.

Funny you should say that HA...despite being a soft southerner, I'm old enough to remember my mum giving me bread and dripping when I was a nipper. I loved it! Beef fat, with the odd bit of meat in the mix. Laaaarvleee! 

[sparkus]

Despite three years at Manchester UMIST, I can only speak for the sarf but wondering if the RO equiv of to "nosh" is to "chow down" up there?

[winkywanky]

Despite three years at Manchester UMIST, I can only speak for the sarf but wondering if the RO equiv of to "nosh" is to "chow down" up there?

I think you're being too hard on yourself sparkus, after three whole years up north UMIST've picked up some of the local vernacular, surely? 

[sparkus]

I think you're being too hard on yourself sparkus, after three whole years up north UMIST've picked up some of the local vernacular, surely? 

Oh haha.

There's nowt as queer as folk (I was an accidental extra when that was filmed, talk about wrong place wrong time).

[winkywanky]

Oh haha.

There's nowt as queer as folk (I was an accidental extra when that was filmed, talk about wrong place wrong time).

You should have gone to Equity and demanded a fee, and also an Equity Card. You never know when one might come in handy, they're like gold dust 

[sparkus]

You should have gone to Equity and demanded a fee, and also an Equity Card. You never know when one might come in handy, they're like gold dust 

Not sure "Bloke in bar stood with woman as camera pans across" is gonna get me on IMDB, though I've no doubt there's plenty of footage of me on brothel and TCM CCTV (or Spa Customer, if you will).

[Strokemeplease]

Returning to the original question, hairy and in my face, like this:
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[daviemac]

Returning to the original question, hairy and in my face, like this:
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Exactly how I like it, sadly a rarity these days. 

[winkywanky]

Not sure "Bloke in bar stood with woman as camera pans across" is gonna get me on IMDB, though I've no doubt there's plenty of footage of me on brothel and TCM CCTV (or Spa Customer, if you will).

Perhaps more importantly, were you with this woman 'legitimately', and if your missus ever saw the film and recognised you, would she hit you across the head with a crowbar? 

[sparkus]

Perhaps more importantly, were you with this woman 'legitimately', and if your missus ever saw the film and recognised you, would she hit you across the head with a crowbar? 

Was a uni mate, bats for other side (hence wanting to be in shot and knowing bars used by crew).

[winkywanky]

Shrewd 

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Was a uni mate, bats for other side (hence wanting to be in shot and knowing bars used by crew).

Pip Pip!
Doubles all round Lounge Lizards!
PP

[Happylad]

I'm surprised by "One can dream", implying it's a rarity, certainly in respect of the earlier part of your specification, given that I enjoy precisely the opposite and they seem difficult to find!
On the latter point, we are in total harmony!

I did not intend to imply that it is a rarity, but simply that it is no longer physically within my achieveability because of my own personal circumstances. Thank goodness for the dreams.

[GreyDave]

Cameltoe Pussy has given me hours of pleasure

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3 vists and licking 

[Carpy]

Preference is smooth and freshly shaved... I find that you can tell when I wg is freshly shaved as there lips puff up slightly after they have shaved.

I have recently had a civvy who was perfectly smooth everytime I saw her.. I asked what she did and she shaved every morning, pussy, legs and arm pits.... had done it for years and literally looked like she had had laser treatment.... she also go super wet so always made nice viewing when it was glistening. Shame she went all bunny boiler on me 

As a minimum I do not mind bush as long as it stops at the clit and the lips are not hairy- lot of pornstars are adopting this style currently.

[aronteo]

Unfortunately for me it's not a matter of preference: unless it's smooth and fully shaven its a major turn off. Another major turn off is hair in the perineum area or around the bum hole - if I see that, there's no way I can go ahead.

[sparkus]

Unfortunately for me it's not a matter of preference: unless it's smooth and fully shaven its a major turn off. Another major turn off is hair in the perineum area or around the bum hole - if I see that, there's no way I can go ahead.

That basically precludes many women of the southern hemisphere plus Middle East/Indian subcontinent, unless they lash out for a beauty salon.  If you're fucking then you don't see it and if eating out then it's generally up too close to notice.

[tailsign01]

Unfortunately for me it's not a matter of preference: unless it's smooth and fully shaven its a major turn off. Another major turn off is hair in the perineum area or around the bum hole - if I see that, there's no way I can go ahead.

I like a bit of fluff sometimes, I also like them clean shaven as well. Variety is the spice of life after all, but everyone likes different things.

[scutty brown]

That basically precludes many women of the southern hemisphere plus Middle East/Indian subcontinent, unless they lash out for a beauty salon.  If you're fucking then you don't see it and if eating out then it's generally up too close to notice.

If you're eating out it either goes up your nose or sticks in your teeth

[sparkus]

If you're eating out it either goes up your nose or sticks in your teeth

I suppose it depends on the amount of it.  I've met women who've apologised in advance for hair around there and it's not really been that noticeable.  Like the poster here, once said she wasn't comfortable knowing I was going to do her up the wrong un and she hadn't had it waxed in time.

[Southendlothario]

I like a bit of fluff sometimes, I also like them clean shaven as well. Variety is the spice of life after all, but everyone likes different things.

Variety is the spice of life, yes you're right. Can always have preference though.
With a pussy with a proper camel toe, ie no lips or clit on show, then has to be smooth shaven for me.
Preference for me though is inner lips out, big clit on show, shaven or not is no preference to me.... quite often find myself watching lot of porn with big hairy pussy and dangly lips

[GreyDave]

3 vists and licking 

needs licking soon

[myothernameis]

Cameltoe Pussy has given me hours of pleasure

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Just what I like, and could suck on that clit all day 

[pantywetter]

I haven’t experienced a hairy pussy in 20 years of punting, and maybe 10% of times even had a landing strip.

Long may it continue!

Have to say I really appreciate a nice clean smoothe presentable pussy nowadays.  One of the things I really look out for and return to.

[Bhamguy]

Got to be shaved .then just eat n lick it for ages plenty juices

[king tarzan]

Got to be shaved .then just eat n lick it for ages plenty juices

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[sparkus]

Just what I like, and could suck on that clit all day 

Looks too much like a mini penis to me.

[GreyDave]

Looks too much like a mini penis to me.

Yes but it resonds well and stiffens up with the sound effects from Anglina which is nice . Ok yes its like a small penis which I am pleased to sa is smaller than mine if its size your after

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[Simon_9000]

Got to be shaved .then just eat n lick it for ages plenty juices

Yep, same here although I've been presented with a landing strip too a few times which is a close second.

I've had the occasional one that's been mostly stubble and like licking sandpaper which is the worst. However that must come back less than a day after shaving, WGs must be pussy shaving regularly.

[unclepokey]

3 vists and licking 

This post reminds me I really must go and see Anjelica again. She was really nice.

I was also reminded of the post on page 4 where someone pointed us to the Mrs Slocombe  "Pussy references" in Are you being served?
Now when I was employed we had a colleague who spoke rather like Mrs Slocombe and she had a cat. She also had difficulty with correct pronunciation and frequently "piss-pronounced her worms". I remember another colleague coming into my room to say his female colleague had arrived late that morning as she had to have her pussy splayed. How we laughed.

[Little Joe]

Smooth....looks to prepubescent for my liking but will go there
Trimmed...my preference; there should be some pubes to look at and stroke
Au natural...am generally ok with that. There is just nothing like putting your hands down the front of a pair of knickers and running your fingers through a nice thatch 🤪🤪

[mhitty]

I actually like mine lightly dusted with hair ... a lot of the Asian massage parlour girls are like that.
i.e unshaven, but only a little bit of hair.

I also like a similar look in unshaven armpits.

Back in South Africa I once booked a Portuguese girl who had the cutest petite body, with more body-hair than most men ... now that I've ticked that one off my list, I'm never doing it again ... just too weird.

As far as labia/clit are concerned I really don't care ... anything from "where the heck is it?" all the way to "man, that's bigger than mine" ...

Hygiene is VERY important ... nothing kills the buzz faster than an unwashed pussy.

[mh]

Looks too much like a mini penis to me.

Well, it is what it is!

[Haydenn]

Either neatly trimmed or shaven for me.
Not averse to a little bit of hair just above.

Quite like ladies with a more prominent clit and labia, without going too extreme.

Had a reg, a while back who had a vch clit piercing, which was interesting but I’d much prefer no jewellery down there.

[cyanblue]

Huge lips , big clit and shaved here . 

[Bhamguy]

Once went with a bird where I could fit 1 of her cups of her bra on my head with big suckable  nipples 

[scutty brown]

shaved pussy

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[Colston36]

Plating.

Blimey, that's a very old term for licking pussy!

I've always wondered where that came from. Plating it with your tongue I guess  .

When I was young that's what it meant, but the urban dictionary claims it's someone being under a plate of glass while someone else shits on it.

This is utterly pointless.

It proposes all the preparation for hard sports plus the addition of the glass which makes pleasure impossible. And it proves that the urban dictionary is full of shit.

[myothernameis]

shaved pussy

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Is that your wifes pussy 

[Mahseve1]

Hair - fully shaved, but a very trim landing strip is a nice alternative.
Lips - prefer inner labia to be just visible (no dangly lips)
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Love a pussy that becomes wet not just from my licking, but wet from arousal.

All so that can spend plenty of time providing repeat orgasms.