Summer Holiday: you don't always get what you pay for - Southwark

[Raythelay]

Summer came to my notice when I placed a reverse booking; I didn't book her but, on reading a review on this site, became intrigued.

Her AW profile is exhaustive and complex...
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In my mind I imagined an exotic, experienced and highly skilled hobby whore with a body to die for and an unrivaled knowledge of the Karma Sutra.

I explored her private gallery (pics below), amazing arse, great pert tits with nipples like bullets, shapely brown thighs and beautiful pussy; I booked her for an outcall, £250 ... the most I'd ever agreed on an escort!
She didn't show. No messages, texts, phone calls  - she just didn't bother.

A couple of months later she contacted me (no mention of the no show); she was in town for a few days, did I want to book her?
I booked her for an hour in her friends luxury Waterloo flat discussed at length on her profile, I wasn't gonna risk another no show and it was cheaper for incall; £200 - still the most I'd ever spent on a hooker.

I found the flat  - eventually, her directions were misleading, probably to keep her friends flat off the grid. Once in (the buzzer door system didn't work, I walked in behind someone with a door pass) I navigated the hotel style corridors and knocked on the door. I should have walked!

A squat, below average looking mixed-race woman showed me into a small bedroom directly opposite the front door. Wearing suspenders and stockings, her tits sagging over a corset with a roll of fat squeezed beneath; her face was not what I expected. I didn't find her facially attractive at all ... at all!
Her photos must be at least 6-7 years old.

She ushered me into a shower and filed away my hard earned £200, I heard someone else in another room so was quickly back into the cramped bedroom.

She doesn't kiss, I wasn't that bothered as her lips were thin and uninviting.
I licked her (far bigger than her photos) arse and pussy whilst she gave directions with her American twang; she came  - but only after scolding me for my (clean shaven) stubble scratching her sensitive skin. Then it was my turn.

She put on a lubed-up rubber glove and started wanking my cock, her other hand poking around my anus; if she was trying to massage my prostate she failed. She reached for an industrial thickness condom and snapped it on my semi-erect cock and bent over the bed. I fumbled for a few seconds trying to get my helmet in her hole, she complained, stood up and squirted lube on my fingers and instructed me to insert them into her pussy to feel how tight she is and why my cock wont fit in it. I poked two fingers into her cunt as instructed and pulled off the rubber.

She then wanked me for a while, trying a few types of lube, it was ok, nothing special, her small mouth open above my cock giving me a 'cum in my mouth' look.
'Can I have a blow job please?' I asked.
'No' she said.
'With a condom on, if necessary .. please?'
'No' she said ' you don't want a blow job trust me'. Apparently she'd just had dental treatment and her mouth was still numb so dare not suck my cock;  total bollocks.

And then her phone alarm sounded (she is a clock watcher), 'cum quickly or not at all'.
I closed my eyes and thought of other women whilst she finished me off with her hand.

£200 for a  moany black munter that wouldn't kiss, fuck or suck.
Two hundred fucking pounds!!!!





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[LLPunting]

Why didn't you bail when you saw how she didn't match her photos?

Why didn't you confirm services before handing over your cash?

Strongly suggest you don't punt again until you know you can do this, especially when spending more than usual.

[deano658]

I seen this profile about 5 years ago with the same pics, always wondered if she would be worth it and it seems not.

I was in the process of arranging a booking when she called to tell me she had to fly back to the US, gave me some yarn about being a film producer and asked if I could transfer a couple of hundred quid as she was desperate.

Needless to say no money was transferred and no booking ever happened, looks like I dodged a bullet

[LLPunting]

I seen this profile about 5 years ago with the same pics, always wondered if she would be worth it and it seems not.

I was in the process of arranging a booking when she called to tell me she had to fly back to the US, gave me some yarn about being a film producer and asked if I could transfer a couple of hundred quid as she was desperate.

Needless to say no money was transferred and no booking ever happened, looks like I dodged a bullet

Dodged feckin' Neo style.

[ilovekungfu]

Thanks OP for this review.

This WG has bid on my reverse bookings frequently, often, it must be said with a decent reply actually addressing the ad. I've had several e-mail exchanges with her about a booking as her replies always intrigued me but never committed to it as something always put me off. I'd often mention DFK in my bookings which she doesn't list on her likes. She has the blurb on her profile about bidding on RBs requesting services she doesn't normally do yada yada but when I queried this with her once I wasn't convinced by her reply. Another time I'd actually decided to go with it but the setup with her borrowing a friends place put me off.

Glad to have dodged a bullet. I figured she would be older than stated and clearly the bossy type but might be quite fun to spend time with all the same. On the blacklist now. Not to even offer a covered BJ, assuming no cleanliness issues on your part (and she doesn't sound the type to make do if there were) is piss poor.

Book yourself a sure thing next time up and take some solace in the fact that many will find this review very helpful

[peter purves]

Sorry to hear mate at £200 

I thought your subject heading sounded ominous "Summer Holiday: you don't always get what you pay for." 

Better luck next time!

[Raythelay]

Some questions above:

I didn't walk because frankly I was too polite.
The paperwork was sorted immediate and mechanically before I had a chance to think .. run!
Cleanliness wasn't an issue, I showered before the punt and on arrival in the flat.
This wasn't my first punt, this review was for reference, but no - I shall not take risky punts again.
Yes - I was a mug.

[GMontag]

As others have expressed reviews like this are immensely useful. Put a reverse booking for 120 outcall which she bid on. Was very tempted but the lack of kissing put me off. Also something about her being bossy and the tone of her comms made me just not go ahead.

[Heph]

Some questions above:

I didn't walk because frankly I was too polite.
The paperwork was sorted immediate and mechanically before I had a chance to think .. run!
Cleanliness wasn't an issue, I showered before the punt and on arrival in the flat.
This wasn't my first punt, this review was for reference, but no - I shall not take risky punts again.
Yes - I was a mug.

Takes a good deal of character to own this sort of thing.
I'd only add that I hope you won't entirely rule out 'risky' punts - they do occasionally, if not reliably, yield nice surprises. Instead, I'd encourage you to add 'walking' to your repertoire of options - it's immensely liberating once unleashed, and you can still do it politely, if the thought of being rude troubles you.

[Billy no mates]

Thanks for your review.

She was on my hotlist, for a specific roleplay, with my partner.

She has been removed.

[LLPunting]

Takes a good deal of character to own this sort of thing.
I'd only add that I hope you won't entirely rule out 'risky' punts - they do occasionally, if not reliably, yield nice surprises. Instead, I'd encourage you to add 'walking' to your repertoire of options - it's immensely liberating once unleashed, and you can still do it politely, if the thought of being rude troubles you.

Walking isn't rude if the SP has mis-represented the offering, service or looks wise.

[Heph]

Walking isn't rude if the SP has mis-represented the offering, service or looks wise.

I think we've chatted before, perhaps obliquely, about this. I'm personally all for turning on one's heels if there is misrep; or even mid-nookie, if there's poor or insufficiently good behaviour. I'm trying to encourage our fellow punter of the same merits...

[LLPunting]

I think we've chatted before, perhaps obliquely, about this. I'm personally all for turning on one's heels if there is misrep; or even mid-nookie, if there's poor or insufficiently good behaviour. I'm trying to encourage our fellow punter of the same merits...

Was adding to your point, not contesting it.