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Offline Barry Shipton

Nobody who's tried it is doubting you - escorts don't offer this for the alleged health benefits although you do feel pretty good afterwards! Of course there is sex involved.

Don't think Gordo987 has actually tried it which is why he is a doubter.

Offline vorian

Nobody who's tried it is doubting you - escorts don't offer this for the alleged health benefits although you do feel pretty good afterwards! Of course there is sex involved.

Don't think Gordo987 has actually tried it which is why he is a doubter.

I did note that Gordo never answered my question, I thought one of the advantages of the Nuru Gel over oil based products was the fact that it doesn't affect the condom or break the "Rubber" down, as some oils can.
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Offline Metal Geek

I've always fancied trying a Nuru massage session, the videos look incredible. I've booked a session with Yvonne for this week, the North East lass that Barry Shipton referred to, but unfortunately it's only for 1/2 an hour and she only does Nuru in 1 hour bookings. So it'll have to wait for another time.

The only thing that puts me off is the cleanup afterwards, I imagine it's impossible to avoid getting it in your hair for example, and if I head back to work with wet hair I'm bound to be asked questions.

Offline vorian

I've always fancied trying a Nuru massage session, the videos look incredible. I've booked a session with Yvonne for this week, the North East lass that Barry Shipton referred to, but unfortunately it's only for 1/2 an hour and she only does Nuru in 1 hour bookings. So it'll have to wait for another time.

The only thing that puts me off is the cleanup afterwards, I imagine it's impossible to avoid getting it in your hair for example, and if I head back to work with wet hair I'm bound to be asked questions.

You do need a shower afterwards for sure, so wet hair would be a problem.
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Offline zatoichi

I've always fancied trying a Nuru massage session, the videos look incredible. I've booked a session with Yvonne for this week, the North East lass that Barry Shipton referred to, but unfortunately it's only for 1/2 an hour and she only does Nuru in 1 hour bookings. So it'll have to wait for another time.

The only thing that puts me off is the cleanup afterwards, I imagine it's impossible to avoid getting it in your hair for example, and if I head back to work with wet hair I'm bound to be asked questions.
What about one of those swimming caps?

Offline Gordo987

What's your personal experience of Nuru massage Gordo, I'm interested to see what you thought of it and if the gel you used was different to the one thats others have used.

The one 'thats others' have used? Do you mean you, yourself and another one of your many aliases? Try reading my FRs. And I still don't believe you (or yous)  :wacko:
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Offline vorian

The one 'thats others' have used? Do you mean you, yourself and another one of your many aliases? Try reading my FRs. And I still don't believe you (or yous)  :wacko:

Calm down Gordo, your give yourself a heart attack chap,  no big deal is it, bigger things to worry about than a nuru massage gel. If it makes you feel better and a bit more relaxed, I and the two other profiles I have created with the the express purpose of discrediting your expertise in nuru massage gel are wrong and you my friend are right.  ;)

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Offline webpunter

Just checked the thread for the first time after posting.

To clarify we did have owo and sex on the matress straight after the massage. I had to open the condom packet as as the girl had gel on her hands but she put in on skillfully with her mouth  :)

There was a bed in the room as well as the mattress so I guess that longer bookings may end up there after a shower.

Definitely an experience that every punter should try.

It's not touting to post the link.  So do the decent thing !

Offline Barry Shipton

The only thing that puts me off is the cleanup afterwards, I imagine it's impossible to avoid getting it in your hair for example, and if I head back to work with wet hair I'm bound to be asked questions.

To be honest Mike my hair's a mess every time after I see Yvonne, but yes it does get everywhere if you get carried away, it's not like a passive massage that's done to you. But she's a very organised girl, sure she will have a hair dryer you can use.

The shower before and after is why you really need an hour, had 90 mins last time because I hate to rush and wanted a bit of role play before. That's also why I keep it for special occasions otherwise it can work out a bit expensive - but promise to post a review next time just for Gordo's benefit.  That is assuming I am real and not another one of Vorian 's fake profiles!

Offline vorian

That is assuming I am real and not another one of Vorian 's fake profiles!

Of course Barry, I might be one of your fake profiles. Perhaps we both have shares in the UK's main nuru massage gel importer and we have collaborated to spread lies about the characteristics of said product. I guess the massive bribe that Adam took to allow us to run multiple profiles touting nuru gel, will be money well spent in the long run. I really think Gordo deserves a medal for uncovering this conspiracy or perhaps he has now taken his medication, calmed down and we won't ever hear from him again on the subject.  :hi:
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Offline Gordo987

Calm down Gordo, your give yourself a heart attack chap,  no big deal is it, bigger things to worry about than a nuru massage gel. If it makes you feel better and a bit more relaxed, I and the two other profiles I have created with the the express purpose of discrediting your expertise in nuru massage gel are wrong and you my friend are right;)

I always am. :lol:
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Offline vorian

I always am. :lol:

Good to hear from you Gordo, I was a bit worried about you then  :hi: you keep taking those meds mate. Never a good idea to go against Doctors orders.
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Offline Gordo987

Good to hear from you Gordo, I was a bit worried about you then  :hi: you keep taking those meds mate. Never a good idea to go against Doctors orders.

Are you a doctor now? No, still having the usual delusions of grandeur along with the growing schizoid tendencies.



 ‘we are legion’
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Offline vorian

Are you a doctor now? No, still having the usual delusions of grandeur along with the growing schizoid tendencies.



 ‘we are legion’

 :cry: ;) Keep taking the meds Gordo,  keep taking the meds.  :)
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Offline Gordo987

:cry: ;) Keep taking the meds Gordo,  keep taking the meds.  :)

Watsup doc?



That was a shit, unoriginal line the first time you used it. Better get swatting up for better stuff in those old comics you've got under yous cot.  :wacko:
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Offline vorian

Calm down Gordo it's no big deal and really not worth the stress, I'm only messing with you mate. ;)
« Last Edit: March 12, 2014, 11:20:54 PM by vorian »
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Offline Gordo987

Calm down Gordo it's no big deal and really not worth the stress, I'm only messing with you mate. ;)

That's a mutual, pal  :thumbsup:
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Offline Gordo987

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Offline cunnyhunt

Mutual too :wacko:

Ok, you criticise a punter for his report with-
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I don't believe you.
and
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Bollocks.

 but add nothing either for or against the discussion just an accusation that a member has multiple profiles.

 :crazy: :wackogirl: :wacko:

PN put you on pre-mod have they ?

Offline Gordo987

Ok, you criticise a punter for his report with-and
 but add nothing either for or against the discussion just an accusation that a member has multiple profiles.

 :crazy: :wackogirl: :wacko:

PN put you on pre-mod have they ?

It's all true except the last one. Having a day off school are we?  :sarcastic:
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Offline Barry Shipton

To answer Bootleg's original point and try and get this thread back on subject - glad you enjoyed it, I'd agree it's good to be adventurous and try something new.

Apparently some guys get totally hooked on Nuru and want it every time, for me it's something I'd do two or three times a year when I'm in the mood for something different.

PS - Gordo, chill out man, you need to relax more, maybe have a nice Nuru massage!

Offline Gordo987

To answer Bootleg's original point and try and get this thread back on subject - glad you enjoyed it, I'd agree it's good to be adventurous and try something new.

Apparently some guys get totally hooked on Nuru and want it every time, for me it's something I'd do two or three times a year when I'm in the mood for something different.

PS - Gordo, chill out man, you need to relax more, maybe have a nice Nuru massage!

What? :crazy:
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Offline webpunter

I do love a bit of nuru
Seems like every girlie / massage place puts a pvc sheet on a bed
Have experienced this
But what is really needed is an air-bed in a wet room
Just like on the tube sites
Only place i know that offers this is soft touch in northampton
Not posting a link.  If members can't find it then i suggest they go on an IT course at a local college
The air-bed is nicely comfortable & bouncy + allows the bit on the tube vids when the guy is lying on his front & the woman pulls his cock back between his legs & massages it
Potentially a bit painful on a normal bed but the air-bed allows some more room for movement
 

Offline Aldaman

Here is a video I found on it. http://m.xhamster.com/movies/2823513/british_hooker_gives_body_to_body_nuru_gel_massage_first.html it looks rather interesting. Does anyone seem to know this girl. She looks like she is really into it.


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