Hotel punts. Do the staff ever clock on?

[AzorAhai19]

I have one booked tomorrow in Basildon festival leisure park at the holiday inn. It is my first hotel punt. I am pretty apprehensive about being clocked on by the staff or being asked awkward questions. Do any of the staff ever give a second thought to what is going on or not? Do you generally avoid the reception and go straight up?

[threechilliman]

I have one booked tomorrow in Basildon festival leisure park at the holiday inn. It is my first hotel punt. I am pretty apprehensive about being clocked on by the staff or being asked awkward questions. Do any of the staff ever give a second thought to what is going on or not? Do you generally avoid the reception and go straight up?

I'm the manager at the Basildon Holiday Inn. I'll have the staff roll out the red carpet and form a guard of honour for you...... could you let us know what time to expect you?

[Dick Emeroids]

I'm the manager at the Basildon Holiday Inn. I'll have the staff roll out the red carpet and form a guard of honour for you...... could you let us know what time to expect you?

Ha ha.
Any chance you could arrange a tv crew as well?

[Happyjose]

I have one booked tomorrow in Basildon festival leisure park at the holiday inn. It is my first hotel punt. I am pretty apprehensive about being clocked on by the staff or being asked awkward questions. Do any of the staff ever give a second thought to what is going on or not?

Only if you flag it up in advance on the UK's busiest punting forum

 

[Cash drawers]

I know of a Girl that was asked to leave the Holiday Inn Norwich, I never been there though.

[NelsonH]

Wow, somebody needs a lesson in discretion.

[Moby Dick]

 

[CBPaul]

Why on earth would you go anywhere near reception ? You don't have to check in for an hour of porking. Or do you mean avoid as in crack your way through a fire door or in through the window ? Make sure you have the right window or else you might look a bit odd !

Just walk purposely through reception and off to find the room. Of course they clock you, of course they know there are prossies working from the hotel and of course they know what you're up to. They don't care, although I did have a receptionist say 'have a good day' as I left once, to which I replied ' just have, thanks'. 

[PleadInsanity]

I can understand why you ask the question because it may seem intimidating but think about how you ask it and who might read it!

I just typed a sarcastic answer then removed it because I think most has been covered so far .

Yes they probably do clock on sometimes.
If you walk in dressed like inspector gadget looking shifty as fuck then they will likely approach you to ask what you want or if you need help.
If you make sure you get good directions from the WG and make your way to her room looking like you know where your going then you will be just fine.

[Hackneylad1]

I shall be waiting in the lobby for you and Eve to arrive

For hotel meets I always ask re floor and location of lifts and stairs. I pretend to be talking on my mobile if I have to pass a reception and have never been stopped as I know where I'm heading.

Only joking about Eve as she normally chooses hotels where you don't have to pass reception but if it is her and she sees this on here you will get an immediate ban as she loathes UKP members.

[NelsonH]

I used to see a regular in a local hotel.

She got a special rate on an extra large room because the plumbing in there made a noise and ordinary guests complained.  She didn't sleep there and they knew this.  (Anna Morgan, much missed)

I turned up once to find the cleaners outside.  They were chuckling as I knocked on the door.  I just gave them a hand signal and went in.

You need to get your head in order to do hotel visits.

Carry a briefcase for extra self confidence.  If asked say you in insurance and visiting someone whose house is flooded.  Or similar rubbish,  just have a plan in mind.

[bender999]

Ask the WG the location of the stairs from the reception area. Go into the hotel purposefully and pretend you are talking on your phone. Dont look at reception. Head straight for the stairs and go up them. Using lifts means hanging about. I have also carried an old Jiffy Bag so if challenged just say 'Package for room xxx'. Drop the bag in a rubbish bin.

[Steady Eddy]

Stayed there regularly but never punted there.

I wouldn't worry, although the lifts are opposite the reception, the staff would not pay attention.

I think they know they have SP's staying.  Saw one I recognized in reception and another once told me she they always gave her the same room.

Going to hotels is fine so long as you act with confidence.

[Analist]

I've seen many girls in many hotels ranging from seedy dumps to classy joints and never once had a problem. As in any other situation, confidence is key. A helpless looking tourist is more likely to get mugged than a local and in the same way the hotel staff have no reason to pay any attention to you unless you force them to.
Once I was in the lobby waiting for the escort to text her phone number and my phone literally broke down. We had no way to contact each other, in the end I called her mobile from reception and left a message saying I was here. About 20 minutes later, she came down to the lobby and all was well.
If you're visiting an escort in a hotel, the risk is almost entirely on her side. The staff may notice she is entertaining multiple visitors and realize what she is up to. Their response will vary- at one extreme I've known staff who don't mind and actually help the lady and her clients. At the other extreme they will kick her out right away.
I've had more issues with ladies coming to visit me in a hotel. Not in the UK but in some countries it is illegal for a woman to join you if you've checked in as a single. In Brazil, it's allowed but they make you pay an extra room charge and check the woman's ID before letting her see you- not a very discreet procedure.

[Moby Dick]

Ask the WG the location of the stairs from the reception area. Go into the hotel purposefully and pretend you are talking on your phone. Dont look at reception. Head straight for the stairs and go up them. Using lifts means hanging about. I have also carried an old Jiffy Bag so if challenged just say 'Package for room xxx'. Drop the bag in a rubbish bin.

Yeah that’ll be fine, delivering packages to rooms since they aren’t suspicious of drug dealers, just dodgy
folk pretending to be on the phone avoiding eye contact looking for a Prostitutes room.

[norwichfunseeker]

Once I was in the lobby waiting for the escort to text her phone number and my phone literally broke down. We had no way to contact each other, in the end I called her mobile from reception and left a message saying I was here. About 20 minutes later, she came down to the lobby and all was well.

How did you call her mobile from reception if you were waiting for her to text you her number?

[dieseldriver]

The Ibis West Thurrock is popular with WG's. Seen a few there. One of them said that when she checked in, was asked if would like a room next to ?? who was another WG. An American WG I met in there once didn't know about dartcharge, the charge for crossing into Kent or Essex. Asked her where off to next, and was somewhere in Kent. So reminded her the 24hrs after crossing to pay it or get fined. She was none to happy about having to pay £2.50 to cross into Kent  Like a big dip into her earnings!     

[bender999]

Yeah that’ll be fine, delivering packages to rooms since they aren’t suspicious of drug dealers, just dodgy
folk pretending to be on the phone avoiding eye contact looking for a Prostitutes room.

it's always worked for me. Perhaps I dont look dodgy like you.

[Analist]

How did you call her mobile from reception if you were waiting for her to text you her number?

You spotted the flaw in my well constructed tale. Actually, I had her mobile number and needed to text on arrival to receive her room number. This I couldn't do due to the phone breaking down. The punt almost didn't happen. When I called from reception, I left a message on her answering machine that she ignored as it was an unknown number. Meanwhile, she is texting me and I cannot receive them. Finally she listened to the message and came down.

[norwichfunseeker]

You spotted the flaw in my well constructed tale. Actually, I had her mobile number and needed to text on arrival to receive her room number. This I couldn't do due to the phone breaking down. The punt almost didn't happen. When I called from reception, I left a message on her answering machine that she ignored as it was an unknown number. Meanwhile, she is texting me and I cannot receive them. Finally she listened to the message and came down.

So how did you get her number to call from reception? I get you already had it, stored in your 'broken' phone, so unable to retrieve to call from reception.
Also, in my experience, if you ask hotel reception to use their phone to call someone in one of their rooms, they would call the room direct, and im sure if you said you didn't know their number / name etc they would potentially smell a rat, and suss out the activities going on.
Just saying...…….

[peiyee]

Worse experience I’ve had is with a major chain’s airport hotel, which I booked on a Dayuse rate. The WG was with me and though she is in her early 20s, She looks like jailbait 14 yr old teen and dressed in skimpy shorts that day...all she was missing was bubblegum and a lollipop 

The wing we were was quiet; only cleaners about. Half an hour in, we’re both showered and on bed, My tongue on her clit and the door knocks... manager wants in. We talk through the door ... he says there's been a complaint of ‘violence’ in the room. After 5 mins of arguing I let him in wearing shades and a towel, she has a towel over her in bed. 4 staff come in, and they find nothing, shut the window and left. After that I filed a complaint to the hotel group’s chairman personally.... and it goes down the line,... they email, call etc..just played hardball and got a full refund. I did fully fuck the jailbait looking chick (she looks like a 14 yr old Liv Tyler) and we used the pool, had lunch and all that but I was sure to cause a stink with management for not minding their own business 

[Brokenshed]

South Mimms was always full of half a dozen whores but the  hotel must have clicked as not many now

[unclepokey]

I used to see a regular in a local hotel.

She got a special rate on an extra large room because the plumbing in there made a noise and ordinary guests complained.  She didn't sleep there and they knew this.  (Anna Morgan, much missed)

I turned up once to find the cleaners outside.  They were chuckling as I knocked on the door.  I just gave them a hand signal and went in.

You need to get your head in order to do hotel visits.

Carry a briefcase for extra self confidence.  If asked say you in insurance and visiting someone whose house is flooded.  Or similar rubbish,  just have a plan in mind.

Anna Morgan - what a totally lovely woman she was. I had the privilege of seeing her three times and was gutted when she left the scene.

[workinallweek]

 just look like you should be there  carry a bag and dont rush ,

[thumbspot]

South Mimms was always full of half a dozen whores but the  hotel must have clicked as not many now

It used to be one of my favourite spots. Drop off the M25 for a punt - especially as you could park round the back and enter under the ‘bridge’.

Girls have told me the hotel upgraded to keycard entry all through the hotel making it near impossible to use for punting.


Generally speaking I prefer hotel meets for safety reasons, and decent bathroom facilities. Never been bothered walking into a hotel as I travel for work a lot.

[Hatterman]

For what it’s worth I spent a while working on a hotel front desk on the edge of a city a few years back, mostly on night shifts, and we had whores in the hotel most nights – both WGs staying in rooms and punter guests inviting them in. So far as I know nobody who worked there cared; I certainly didn’t. Might have been different if someone made a nuisance of themselves, but that never happened while I was there.

[mandy18]

Go To Thailand, you are not allowed in hotels without a whore or 2

[englandfan]

what i do is normally stroll in to the hotel fairly briskly with my phone to my ear (not on a call), but making out i'm in the middle of a very important business call......people don't try to talk to you if you are on the phone.   Then when you are out of sight simply drop the act.

works every time for me

[Nemesis18750]

I’ve not had any issues in hotels,and prefer them if possible. I think it looks more dodgy trying to find a flat or stuck on a doorstep ringing a bell.  I know of one WG that was asked to leave Ibis Thurrock.

I suppose the only issue I’ve had was  in a popular punting venue in Brentwood, when I couldn’t get the shower to work. The WG then proceeds to put a track suit over her stockings and heels and go to the front desk and comes back with the maintenance team to sort the shower out   Not funny going on here mate   

[George South]

I read a review on trip advisor of a hotel next to the Dartford Crossing
 The hotel has ANPR and you have to log your car index at reception
The reviewer complained he had recieved a parking ticket for using the hotel car park

His story was he popped into the hotel to make a reservation for a friend and then decided to stay for a drink in the bar. Thus explaining the time his car had spent in the car park.
The managers response was very understanding and he suggested the gentleman ring him to discuss.
As a notorious haunt of touring escorts. I wonder what alternative scenario could be nearer the truth.

[Belgarion]

I have one booked tomorrow in Basildon festival leisure park at the holiday inn. It is my first hotel punt. I am pretty apprehensive about being clocked on by the staff or being asked awkward questions. Do any of the staff ever give a second thought to what is going on or not? Do you generally avoid the reception and go straight up?

Except you have punter tattooed on your forehead you have nothing to fear.

It is a hotel, hundreds of people come and go all the time, no one will notice you if you are a sensible individual.

However this opening gambit makes me think otherwise

[TheMurloc]

I always like to arrive early and grab a drink in the bar that gives you freedom to look around without being suspicious as you're then free to ask where the loos are and that also helps with the reccy.

[Happyjose]

Maybe the OP could come back and let us know how he got on

[Codwalloper]

I got caught with a parking ticket from staying over the 30mins allocated 'drop off' time one time in Lincoln! Took some explaining to the wife. 

[Codwalloper]

I also had an embarrassing time near Birmingham airport. I couldn't find my way to the lifts! Must have spent 15mins wandering around. Said hello to the receptionist twice and the airport transfer driver offered me a lift too.
I was so nervous lol I phoned the young lady but she didn't pick up! So headed back to the car. Was just belting up when she called back. Didn't want to go and perform for the receptionist again so abandoned the booking!

[Nemesis18750]

I have bumped into a few cleaners in hotels  if your on a morning  punt, and I’m sure they now what rooms are what when they have to empty the bins, and change the beds. 

[FenFarmer]

I have bumped into a few cleaners in hotels  if your on a morning  punt, and I’m sure they now what rooms are what when they have to empty the bins, and change the beds. 

One morning punt I had, the ladies room was on the ground floor . About halfway through with her legs around my shoulders, there's noises and banging from the window. 
..... window cleaner. .... luckily the room had net curtains so he didn't see much. Took the rythym out of things though. 

[George South]

I have bumped into a few cleaners in hotels  if your on a morning  punt, and I’m sure they now what rooms are what when they have to empty the bins, and change the beds. 

And the rooms who pinch towels from the linen cart

[stockinglover]

Some years ago with a regular in a hotel in MK doing the deed someone actually opened the room door, think they realised what was going on and left before I could turn round, But I can tell you it put me off my stroke, we did have a laugh about it after though. Tip make sure the door is deadlocked if possible.

[cunningman]

I have bumped into a few cleaners in hotels  if your on a morning  punt, and I’m sure they now what rooms are what when they have to empty the bins, and change the beds. 

I've had that on midday 30 minute punts.  Some hotels have long corridors and you pass the cleaners near the lift, they see you knock, and then they see you come out again 30 minutes later, looking 'a bit flushed but recently showered' because they've only done another 5 rooms towards the action.

Its unavoidable.  Just smile on the way in and smile and wink on the way out.  They know whats going on.  I'd prefer not to embarrass a WG on site but the cleaners WILL notice.  Will they tell?? I doubt they get paid to, and will not do so.  I suspect most cleaners love the managers just as much as the managers pay them rock bottom minimum wage and have shitty contracts.

[webpunter]

 

Of course they clock you, of course they know there are Sex Workers working from the hotel and of course they know what you're up to. They don't care, although I did have a receptionist say 'have a good day' as I left once, to which I replied ' just have, thanks'.

I wander past reception looking relaxed like i belong there
On balance best to avoid eye contact if poss
I failed on once occasion clocking a FAF receptionist
I was pricing her up as our eyes met [i was flattered]
A lovely smile from her with fuck me eyes
Left just over an hour later
Hardly anyone in the hotel
She clocked me - briefly looked at her watch - then back at me smiling & laughing at the same time
I responded with big eyes & a cheeky [guilty] smile 
Was good fun

PS - having two mobiles visible in a hotel reception area is a dead giveaway.  Either an affair or hookering

PPS - they don't care.  At all.  Just be discrete with bar meets if outcall

PPPS - how many high end hotels are reliant on customers booking suites for hookering to fill the over priced rooms ??

[Dick Emeroids]

Maybe the OP could come back and let us know how he got on

That's looking very unlikely.

[Wolf_66]

Had couple of years ago worked in a hotel reception.
Was new and 2 girls came to book a room.
Asked for ID, as paying cash..
she says I don't give ID, manager knos me.
Called manager he says give them a room.. Don't need to see ID.
basically  most hotel staff no what's going on,
The agreement with girls was customers shouldn't  cause problems or be loud and any damage caused  the girls need to pay.

[wannabe]

Where a baseball cap with Deliveroo written on it, and carry a pizza box.

Seriously though folks, one wg who used to tour a lot told me that in one of the hotels she regularly used, the manager was one of her clients. No hassle for her then.

[AnthG]

I have one booked tomorrow in Basildon festival leisure park at the holiday inn. It is my first hotel punt. I am pretty apprehensive about being clocked on by the staff or being asked awkward questions. Do any of the staff ever give a second thought to what is going on or not? Do you generally avoid the reception and go straight up?

1. Avoid the reception, and walk straight past. Even better try and see if there is a side entrance to the hotel that avoids the reception. Why do you need to go to reception, the girl will have told you what room she is in.

2. But remember, you are doing absolutely nothing wrong whatsoever. Remember that always. Even if you booked a hotel yourself and you brazenly booked a working girl to come to see you in there and she went to reception and said, "Hi I am Kim, an escort here to see Azor in room 237, can I go up". You are still doing nothing wrong and nothing will or should happen to you for her doing that. Other than they might give you some iffy looks on checkout.

3. The only time and thing there is any issue about, is hotels do not like their hotels being used by WGs and having men come and see them every half an hour all through the day. For many different reasons, but obviously one they are worried about their reputation for being seen as a potential makeshift brothel.

In that instance, you risk the girl being chucked out by the hotel management, but that is all. As she is also doing nothing illegal or wrong. Unless there is two girls staying in the same hotel room.