How to stay safe punter (not being busted by Police or ripped off)

[Pompoy123]

Here is the deal. I an a newbe to the punting game and seen two ladies  so far. One of them I will be returning too at some point. However I saw an add for a hot lady in Vauxhall London the other day but I could not find any feedback and I had a funny feeling about her. One of the guys on here replied to the add I posted stating it seems like she is a scammer which I was very grateful for.

My question is how do you keep yourself safe in relation to meeting new escorts as I don't want to hit on a Police woman if that happens or is this just in the movies. Also I don't want to be ripped off by some unsavoury types.

Any anyone provide me with some wisdom.

Thanks all Pompoy  (fatty in Thai)

[Tony Montana]

Here is the deal. I an a newbe to the punting game and seen two ladies  so far. One of them I will be returning too at some point. However I saw an add for a hot lady in Vauxhall London the other day but I could not find any feedback and I had a funny feeling about her. One of the guys on here replied to the add I posted stating it seems like she is a scammer which I was very grateful for.

My question is how do you keep yourself safe in relation to meeting new escorts as I don't want to hit on a Police woman if that happens or is this just in the movies. Also I don't want to be ripped off by some unsavoury types.

Any anyone provide me with some wisdom.

Thanks all Pompoy  (fatty in Thai)

Prostitution is legal in the UK.  You will never hit on a policewoman unless you pick girls off the street (kerbcrawling) and even then it is highly unlikely.

[Pompoy123]

Thanks Lex but what about the second part of my question re being ripped off by an escort?

[vorian]

Thanks Lex but what about the second part of my question re being ripped off by an escort?

That's a massive question the first thing to do is to reduce the risk and find a well recommended prossie you are in the right place for that, have a look around the review section for your area if you find anyone you are interested in then ask some questions most people are happy to help.  Or start a thread in the regional section asking for suggestions,  the more details you put in the more likely you are to get a response. People who say things like "Newcastle any suggestions tend to be ignored" but remember suggestions are a personal taste so looking at the reviews is best at first as it give you an idea of what your looking for.

Once you have an idea of who you will be seeing it is then easier to answer any concerns you have.

[Persie]

Using UKP is a source of great information. I have had a few dodgy hookers where I have turned up and its B&S or not providing services but never in danger or ripped off.

I think you need to use your 6th sense really. If the profile does not look / feel right, avoid. Also if you go and the place / venue does not feel right, don't bother. If you are speaking on the phone and you get bad vibes, avod.

When you arrive, you can always leave (forgot wallet or even just blatantly say she ain't for you). Always agree services before handing cash over.

[SirFrank]

Do your homework before you arrange to meet anyone. Ask questions on here. If it sounds to good to be true it usually will be. Always use a punting phone and trust your nose. If somethig doesn't feel right get the fuck out of dodge. Don't hand over any money until you are happy with the girl and location.

Also stick 20p under your foreskin or up your arse just in case you need to make an emergency call from somewhere dodgy. Obviously take it out if you do get jiggy or it could end in disaster. Also if her pimp turns up act the hard man - I've down bird before and I'll do fucking porridge again if I have to etc. that usually works a treat if they are thinking of tucking you up

[Gordo987]

Here is the deal. I an a newbe to the punting game and seen two ladies  so far. One of them I will be returning too at some point. However I saw an add for a hot lady in Vauxhall London the other day but I could not find any feedback and I had a funny feeling about her. One of the guys on here replied to the add I posted stating it seems like she is a scammer which I was very grateful for.

My question is how do you keep yourself safe in relation to meeting new escorts as I don't want to hit on a Police woman if that happens or is this just in the movies. Also I don't want to be ripped off by some unsavoury types.

Any anyone provide me with some wisdom.

Thanks all Pompoy  (fatty in Thai)

Use your common sense and trust your instincts. 

[wristjob]

Thanks Lex but what about the second part of my question re being ripped off by an escort?

If you are talking about being ripped off by her not being as described, giving a crap service or not doing what she says rest assued that sort of thing only happens 70% of the time.

if you mean being smacked over the head with a 12" dildo and your possessions robbed then take a punting phone (PAYG tenner phone), a punting wallet (no ID, exact money or maybe tenner extra) and park your car around the corner. I think this is super rare anyway and I've been ok in around 100 punts but still take these precautions the first or second time I go to a new place.

[Gordo987]

If you are talking about being ripped off by her not being as described, giving a crap service or not doing what she says rest assued that sort of thing only happens 70% of the time.

if you mean being smacked over the head with a 12" dildo and your possessions robbed then take a punting phone (PAYG tenner phone), a punting wallet (no ID, exact money or maybe tenner extra) and park your car around the corner. I think this is super rare anyway and I've been ok in around 100 punts but still take these precautions the first or second time I go to a new place.

That's £20 extra at most Manchester parlours

[GreyDave]

All ways use a thow away pyg phone if if a relationship. Park a street or 2 away be clean and quite no flash watches sunglasses rings  etc.. I only take in a few quid more than what was agreed no personal stuff just the car key which for habit I wrap or tie handkey up and stuff in smallest pocket/zip 1st thing I check  as  redressing.
Only 1 time  in 30 plus years have I been swizzed she  took the cash and disapeared, Iwas 22 and a few times the girls have dipped my pockets so am well aware.On a nice note I have had a few chase me and say youve left this item of clothing behind on hot days!! I like  the Soho walk ups which are getting thin on ground but very safe n' good value for a sunny Saturday £20 £2 tip quick one off shag or for me today a shagathon, Easy places to spot and easy to walk away if you dont like the look. Some times there have been amazing girls working ..Today knocked on 4-5 doors before I found a blonde 30 year old ok tits for round 1 then  Mcdonalds to refuel 2 door knocks later a Busty EE Milf a pint/pee before last 20year old thin  EE told me time was up! Epic fail well Im 55 now oh just took flat key and Oyster card today   66 quid inc tips= 3 x10 min  clean safe shags/workouts na bad eh?

[Rochdull lad]

if you mean being smacked over the head with a 12" dildo.

That's £20 extra at most Manchester parlours

Strong contender for One-liner of the week, Gordo!

It's included the charge if ever Richard Carvath https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=25757.0 punts, though!

[Pompoy123]

Thank you so much guys. I feel like a young Jedi knight being schooled by a group of Yodas. You are all f**king ace!!

 

[CBPaul]

You can only limit your chances of getting ripped off but over time you'll get the experience necessary of spotting likely candidates for a crap punt.

Many have been discussed on here so if you spot a profile you like the look of, post up a link and await comments. Also search for the wg in question on here.

Best bit of advice from me, don't use cock brain when selecting a prossie - i.e. don't fall for stunning pictures, overly cheap prices for the area and zero / crap fb.   

[wristjob]

It's included the charge if ever Richard Carvath https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=25757.0 punts, though!

He has every right to be pissed - they refused to use a strapon on him.

[Jerboa]

Thank you so much guys. I feel like a young Jedi knight being schooled by a group of Yodas. You are all f**king ace!!

 

You must harness the force correctly master pompoy, do not be dragged to the dark side aka scammers, and UK isn't America, you don't get nicked for punting here.

[smiths]

Here is the deal. I an a newbe to the punting game and seen two ladies  so far. One of them I will be returning too at some point. However I saw an add for a hot lady in Vauxhall London the other day but I could not find any feedback and I had a funny feeling about her. One of the guys on here replied to the add I posted stating it seems like she is a scammer which I was very grateful for.

My question is how do you keep yourself safe in relation to meeting new escorts as I don't want to hit on a Police woman if that happens or is this just in the movies. Also I don't want to be ripped off by some unsavoury types.

Any anyone provide me with some wisdom.

Thanks all Pompoy  (fatty in Thai)

Good advice by many others on this thread, i would add dont think just with your dick, use your actual brain as well. If you can have a plan B option like a regular who would hopefully be able to fit you in if you were to walk away from the newbie WG to you for whatever reason.

Bad WGs rely on punters thinking with their dicks and staying to punt whatever they find or meet at the punt.

[tel_house]

Here is my two penneth for what its worth.

Treat a punt like any other investment.

1  make a list of what you want e.g. OWO DFK etc
2  Decide what is your ideal girl
3  how much you are willing to pay.
4  look for this on AW, chances are you probably won't find it you then have to decide if you want to sacrifice one think for another e.g no DFK but does do anal.
5  produce alist of say 3 or 4. then investigate them on here.
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[tel_house]

Here is my two penneth for what its worth.

Treat a punt like any other investment.

1  make a list of what you want e.g. OWO DFK etc
2  Decide what is your ideal girl
3  how much you are willing to pay.
4  look for this on AW, chances are you probably won't find it you then have to decide if you want to sacrifice one think for another e.g no DFK but does do anal.
5  produce alist of say 3 or 4. then investigate them on here.
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sorry about this being 2nd part my PC is playing up

6  decide on the day time and have a Plan A, B and even C

It appears from your handle that you are just along the coast from me. If you want some recomendations just PM me with your preferences.

[wristjob]

Treat a punt like any other investment.

1  make a list of what you want e.g. OWO DFK etc
2  Decide what is your ideal girl
3  how much you are willing to pay.
4  look for this on AW, chances are you probably won't find it you then have to decide if you want to sacrifice one think for another e.g no DFK but does do anal.
5  produce alist of say 3 or 4. then investigate them on here.

Good points. I'd probably just add if you get there and the girl decides she doesn't do something, price is different etc just walk. In my experience if they lie blatantly and have that kind of bad attitude you won't get a good punt.

[Pompoy123]

Thanks guys this young Jedi will continue to use the force.

[bawbag63]

Remember your the customer if your not happy just walk

[tel_house]

Good points. I'd probably just add if you get there and the girl decides she doesn't do something, price is different etc just walk. In my experience if they lie blatantly and have that kind of bad attitude you won't get a good punt.

Good advice WJ, I should have said that.

[Toshiba]

Thank you so much guys. I feel like a young Jedi knight being schooled by a group of Yodas. You are all f**king ace!!

 

Not really just street wise but even i fucked up 3 punts back by leaving my bank card in her room, it fell out my pocket, she was good enough to text me, never again

[gorge]

1.Don't take any ID or cards, etc or anything which can identify you.
2..Don't tell them anything which can identify you - including where you work, where you have travelled from.
3.Don't believe anything they tell you. The best girls who give you the best experience are the ones who make you believe everything. All of them lie. All of them manipulate - this is not always a negative thing - you want them to make you feel great and you to believe they actually want to be sucking your cock.
4.Don't tell anyone what you do.
5.Walk if anything doesn't seem right.
6.If you have any hassle with pimps, bfs ,etc get out of there if you can , if you can't you act hard - really hard. Practice this, practice what you are going to say, how you say it so it is easy - you don't want to be stumbling over your words.
7.No. 6 is rare.
8.have fun!

[rudolph hucker]

Thank you so much guys. I feel like a young Jedi knight being schooled by a group of Yodas. You are all f**king ace!!

 

Just remember, 'fail to prepare, and prepare to fail'

[Gordo987]

Just remember, 'fail to prepare, and prepare to fail'

Sounds like something from The Office

[rudolph hucker]

I read the Universal Book Of Cliches at the weekend!

[Pompoy123]

This reminds me of the time I sad down with my day and he explained all about the birds and anal lol

[rudolph hucker]

This reminds me of the time I sad down with my day and he explained all about the birds and anal lol

I may be mistaken, but I'm assuming your ''Day''(Dad) told you the basics, but on UKP you get to learn the REAL knitty gritty good stuff!

[Pompoy123]

Yes my dad (not day) said basics 1st and when ur a bit older I will give you other advise. Unfortunately he was not able to pass this on after been kicked by a horse whilst attempting to enter it. I loved that horse

   

[SirFrank]

I read the Universal Book Of Cliches at the weekend!

The book of management guff - written by some American guru who has managed sweet FA. Lets run the up the flagpole and see if the cat wants to lick it etc

[jcdmj12]

This reminds me of the time I sad down with my day and he explained all about the birds and anal lol

What's that? Don't try it with anything smaller than an owl, or it will split?

[n00b]

So they don't run sting or honeypot operations here in the UK? What's the likelihood of being "busted" at one of those incall asian massage services (I'm not sure I understand the intricacies of UK prostitution law).

Am I allowed to post a link to a site for review? Made a booking for next weekend, but want to make sure it's legal/legit.

[Jerboa]

So they don't run sting or honeypot operations here in the UK? What's the likelihood of being "busted" at one of those incall asian massage services (I'm not sure I understand the intricacies of UK prostitution law).

Am I allowed to post a link to a site for review? Made a booking for next weekend, but want to make sure it's legal/legit.

The UK Is not yet the 51st state of the USA, In this Kingdom prostitution and the buying or selling of sex Is not illegal, what Is illegal Is kerb crawling and soliciting, or controlling a brothel for gain.
The only new law a punter should be aware of Is that It's illegal to pay for a prostitute who has been forced, I and many others haven't heard of any punter being charged with this offence.

So you as a punter should not be worried, If In the unlikely event of the brothel you're In being raided, you are not a criminal, even though the cops might bullshit you, usually to try to get you to Indite the brothel and pimps, you don't have to give them your name and address as you've committed no crime, but If you go down this road you might be stuck there a while.

A site for reviews, which one? this site has a review section, who have you booked to see?

[n00b]

So I know running a brothel is illegal, but visiting one is not? So booking via an agency is fine? I'd rather do incall than outcall, so I can walk if necessary, but if outcall is legally better, I'll do that instead.

The place I booked with is:

External Link/Members Only

I know the pictures are fake, but I'm looking for an east asian (chinese/japanese/korean) girl who does nuru massage, and I'm hoping I'll get at least that, even though the girl will be different from the pictures. I saw a post on %%% (see below) where someone said that he got a japanese girl when he went there.

External Link/Members Only

Has anyone else had experience with this agency? Or a better one that has actually has east asian girls?

[Jerboa]

I don't know about this place, looks like a massage only joint, yes the photos are fake, be surprised If there were many genuine Japanese girls, as they are as rare as rocking horse shit!

As I said, and If you read the link on Prostitution In UK that I posted you'll see visiting a brothel Isn't illegal, so a outcall Isn't legally better, go for a Incall.

[n00b]

Sorry, I'm not sure which link you're referring to. I don't see it in the earlier post.

Are Chinese as rare as Japanese or Korean? Not going to be able to travel to East Asia for a while, but may have to wait until I get to go there to satisfy my craving then.

Thanks for the advice, Jerboa.

[Jerboa]

Ok here Is the link that got missed. External Link/Members Only
Chinese girls are more common than Jap and Koreans, think of It like this, why would a Japanese girl travel thousands of miles to London to work as a hooker, when she can earn more In Tokyo?

[love2pay123]

1. Have respect for yourself and the girl.
2. It is a service, like any super market, bank, barber.
3. Always discuss what you want before leaving for the journey.
4. Always discuss face to face and make sure everything is confirmed.
5. DO NOT BE SHY. You are NEVER going to be the first punter. OR last.
6. Be clean. Be showered. Smell nice.

Fit everything else you can understand and do around the 6 points.

Ali