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Author Topic: How to stay safe punter (not being busted by Police or ripped off)  (Read 4837 times)

Offline Gordo987

Just remember, 'fail to prepare, and prepare to fail'

Sounds like something from The Office :crazy:
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I read the Universal Book Of Cliches at the weekend!

This reminds me of the time I sad down with my day and he explained all about the birds and anal lol

This reminds me of the time I sad down with my day and he explained all about the birds and anal lol

I may be mistaken, but I'm assuming your ''Day''(Dad) told you the basics, but on UKP you get to learn the REAL knitty gritty good stuff!

Yes my dad (not day) said basics 1st and when ur a bit older I will give you other advise. Unfortunately he was not able to pass this on after been kicked by a horse whilst attempting to enter it. I loved that horse

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Offline SirFrank

I read the Universal Book Of Cliches at the weekend!

The book of management guff - written by some American guru who has managed sweet FA. Lets run the up the flagpole and see if the cat wants to lick it etc
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jcdmj12

This reminds me of the time I sad down with my day and he explained all about the birds and anal lol

What's that? Don't try it with anything smaller than an owl, or it will split?


Offline n00b

So they don't run sting or honeypot operations here in the UK? What's the likelihood of being "busted" at one of those incall asian massage services (I'm not sure I understand the intricacies of UK prostitution law).

Am I allowed to post a link to a site for review? Made a booking for next weekend, but want to make sure it's legal/legit.

Offline Jerboa

So they don't run sting or honeypot operations here in the UK? What's the likelihood of being "busted" at one of those incall asian massage services (I'm not sure I understand the intricacies of UK prostitution law).

Am I allowed to post a link to a site for review? Made a booking for next weekend, but want to make sure it's legal/legit.

The UK Is not yet the 51st state of the USA, In this Kingdom prostitution and the buying or selling of sex Is not illegal, what Is illegal Is kerb crawling and soliciting, or controlling a brothel for gain.
The only new law a punter should be aware of Is that It's illegal to pay for a prostitute who has been forced, I and many others haven't heard of any punter being charged with this offence.

So you as a punter should not be worried, If In the unlikely event of the brothel you're In being raided, you are not a criminal, even though the cops might bullshit you, usually to try to get you to Indite the brothel and pimps, you don't have to give them your name and address as you've committed no crime, but If you go down this road you might be stuck there a while.

A site for reviews, which one? this site has a review section, who have you booked to see?

Offline n00b

So I know running a brothel is illegal, but visiting one is not? So booking via an agency is fine? I'd rather do incall than outcall, so I can walk if necessary, but if outcall is legally better, I'll do that instead.

The place I booked with is:

http://www.7thheavenasianmassage.com/

I know the pictures are fake, but I'm looking for an east asian (chinese/japanese/korean) girl who does nuru massage, and I'm hoping I'll get at least that, even though the girl will be different from the pictures. I saw a post on auto-censored (see below) where someone said that he got a japanese girl when he went there.

http://www.auto-censored.com/forum/index.php/topic/28308-any-japanese-or-korean-escorts-in-london/page-3

Has anyone else had experience with this agency? Or a better one that has actually has east asian girls?

Offline Jerboa

I don't know about this place, looks like a massage only joint, yes the photos are fake, be surprised If there were many genuine Japanese girls, as they are as rare as rocking horse shit!

As I said, and If you read the link on Prostitution In UK that I posted you'll see visiting a brothel Isn't illegal, so a outcall Isn't legally better, go for a Incall.

Offline n00b

Sorry, I'm not sure which link you're referring to. I don't see it in the earlier post.

Are Chinese as rare as Japanese or Korean? Not going to be able to travel to East Asia for a while, but may have to wait until I get to go there to satisfy my craving then.

Thanks for the advice, Jerboa.

Offline Jerboa

Ok here Is the link that got missed. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_the_United_Kingdom
Chinese girls are more common than Jap and Koreans, think of It like this, why would a Japanese girl travel thousands of miles to London to work as a hooker, when she can earn more In Tokyo?

Offline love2pay123

1. Have respect for yourself and the girl.
2. It is a service, like any super market, bank, barber.
3. Always discuss what you want before leaving for the journey.
4. Always discuss face to face and make sure everything is confirmed.
5. DO NOT BE SHY. You are NEVER going to be the first punter. OR last.
6. Be clean. Be showered. Smell nice.

Fit everything else you can understand and do around the 6 points.

Ali


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