Author Topic: I’m your desire Farnborough ( no you are not ) (Read 1072 times)

Yellowman1 · « **on:** August 05, 2019, 04:48:34 pm »

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Had a small window of opportunity in Farnborough today. My plan a,b,c,d,e couldn’t do the time so thought would toftt with this one as just wanted to unload at this point.

Comms- all good done by text confirmed time duration etc and got address

Location - well used serviced apartments in Farnborough. Fit for purpose nice shower. Need to park at the Lloyds pharmacy

Price - had agreed 30mins for £60 quickly changed to a 15 min £40 p&d

The wg- a big shapeless mess. Massive gut. No arse. Lifeless tits. Bad teeth. Would of normally walked but just needed to fuck something. She seemed a nice girl to be fair. Just a munter. Age prob correct.

The action- had a quick shower then started with some dfk which she got really into. Happy for fingers. Got really wet. Decided to go down on her. Nice out together pussy tasted fresh. She got even wetter think she came. She sucked owo after that for a bit but toothy and after seeing her teeth was off putting. Told me to fuck her she bent over and I smashed away for a couple of mins in doggy. She made all the right noises I blew in the bag. As soon as I came she looked even more minging. Another quick shower to wash my shame off.

Checked my phone had actually been in there for over half an hour but she only asked for £40

Will give her a neutral as she put the effort in just a shame she is rough and shapeless

Fuzzyduck · « **Reply #1 on:** August 05, 2019, 05:10:05 pm »

Thanks for the review. I take it the pics aren't a true representation

Does the munter description extend to her face?

Yellowman1 · « **Reply #2 on:** August 05, 2019, 09:50:34 pm »

Face is pretty ugly. Pics are clever angles def her but can’t see her true size

Fuzzyduck · « **Reply #3 on:** August 05, 2019, 10:21:51 pm »

Quote from: Yellowman1 on August 05, 2019, 09:50:34 pm

Face is pretty ugly. Pics are clever angles def her but can’t see her true size

Cheers. Plan F P&D sounds about right.

Bonker · « **Reply #4 on:** August 06, 2019, 12:59:01 am »

Waterhouse · « **Reply #5 on:** August 06, 2019, 09:15:28 am »

Quote from: Fuzzyduck on August 05, 2019, 10:21:51 pm

Cheers. Plan F P&D sounds about right.

Given the descriptions, I can’t even begin to imagine why anyone would consider a meet, plan F or otherwise, with an ugly and overweight woman with bad teeth. Surely better to save your time and money and look elsewhere or have a quick date with the 'Palm sisters' to ease the urge?

Fuzzyduck · « **Reply #6 on:** August 06, 2019, 09:51:05 am »

I hear you: the case for the prosecution is pretty damning. However if you focus on some of the positives, she falls into the "never say never" category for me: enjoys her kissing, nice girl, gets into it, she was clean, puts the effort in. Errrr nice shower.
I very rarely plan beyond C but if I did a £40 eyes closed, full on snog, blowie and swallow doesn't sound too awful. And I get 2 showers.

Waterhouse · « **Reply #7 on:** August 06, 2019, 01:58:10 pm »

Quote from: Fuzzyduck on August 06, 2019, 09:51:05 am

I hear you: the case for the prosecution is pretty damning. However if you focus on some of the positives, she falls into the "never say never" category for me: enjoys her kissing, nice girl, gets into it, she was clean, puts the effort in. Errrr nice shower.
I very rarely plan beyond C but if I did a £40 eyes closed, full on snog, blowie and swallow doesn't sound too awful. And I get 2 showers.

Quite clearly a glass half full kinda guy.

MrMatrix · « **Reply #8 on:** August 08, 2019, 03:53:08 am »

From what you say I cant believe you went ahead with this OP. However thanks for the review and better luck next time

Love your phrase in the title I’m your desire Farnborough ( no you are not ) priceless.

Yellowman1 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 08, 2019, 07:57:57 am »

Trust me I can’t believe I went through with it

mattylondon · « **Reply #10 on:** August 08, 2019, 05:15:05 pm »

Good review.

You did well there, when feeling the urge, to drop her back to £40. Many a person would've just agreed the £60.

Perhaps it was the sheer shock upon seeing her, which made you determined that she wouldn't be getting £60 notes from you!

Clever angles indeed. You can see hints of her gut there, but cleverly lying down! And far too much makeup to tell if she was a munter, looking at those pics.

A definite £40 max P&D and not a penny more.

mattylondon · « **Reply #11 on:** August 08, 2019, 05:15:57 pm »

Yellowman1 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 08, 2019, 09:34:08 pm »

Looking back I should of known the teeth were fucked to as her mouth is closed tight in all the pics

Bonker · « **Reply #13 on:** August 08, 2019, 11:24:57 pm »

According to the above : You saw that she had bad teeth and then you had dfk.

Yellowman1 · « **Reply #14 on:** August 09, 2019, 08:41:57 am »

Yep instant regrets after I cum

Bonker · « **Reply #15 on:** August 09, 2019, 10:24:30 pm »

Never mind, we live and learn and fuck and yearn.

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