Author Topic: Sexyemily1991 - Middlesbrough  (Read 847 times)


3 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 5203707) (0 positive, 0 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by daviemac]

Offline Nyttja1

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Location - Baghdad district of Middlesbrough
Cost - £40 special for 30 mins

Well what a waste of time and money on this one. Get to he house which is located in one of the roughest areas I've ever been. She's stood behind the door waiting, when the door opened I should of walked away. It is clearly not the girl in the photos. The one in the photos is a curvy girl. The one that answered the door was a horrid fat mess wearing some dirty boxer shorts belonging to a male and a cheap black vest top from Primark. Hardly sexy.

As she walked up the stairs I thought about walking but the door had been locked. She apologised for her hair being untidy as she had "Just got out of the shower". Yet the soles of her feet were so dirty it was unreal. Clearly hadn't just got out of the shower.

We get into the bedroom and at this point I'm edgy as he'll and not wanting to be there. Sounded like there was someone down stairs so I handed over the cash. She ran off downstairs then came back into the room. Once she got in I tried to close the door and it was barely on its hinges. She then laid out the rules.....

No oral on her as someone bit her down there and it's sore. No touching down there either. That there put me right off. All I could think about was her profile which says and I quote " I love my pussy licked and can be quite vocal and moan" which is complete lies. She won't even allow touching down there.

I struggled to get the soldier working and asked her to help, her reply " I don't know any tricks, I just lie there". Wow, simply wow!! She tried to give me oral, and it was crap. Her mouth barely went past the tip and it felt like she was trying to pull my cock off. I managed to get something going down there and whacked the jonny on. I could barely keep it up as she kept her eyes shut and looked towards the window. That was it for me. Did what I could and got dressed. All in all it lasted no more than 5-10 Mins. She got up, grabbed the condom and apologised for having no wipes as she had "just came from my friends". Probably had a shower there and walked back bare foot too.

I've never left an area so quick. I don't tend to go that far south but I was in the area with work. I definitely won't be heading back to the Boro for a punt.

Please avoid this one, don't loose out on the cash. It really isn't worth it with her!
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Offline northface

Sounds horrible.
Anyway thanks for the review especially as it is in my area.
She never reached my hotlist as the arse picture she uses really put me off.

Offline The Outsider

Location - Baghdad district of Middlesbrough

At least you were in the posh end of town!  :D

The gynecological photos would have put me off too. 

Thanks for the review though.   :thumbsup:

Offline Ahmedhutan

Oh man, what a disaster. Sorry you had such a shit time but thanks for your warning!

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Thanks for the warning.

Sounds horrible. Given your description of the area I am relieved the review didn’t include your car or wallet being nicked