External Link/Members OnlyI am indebted to her previous reviews - especially Proctor - for giving me an idea of what to expect. My experience wasn't as positiive but that's the way it goes.
COMMS: She picked up the phone quickly. I wanted to see her the same day and that wasn't a problem although she quizzed me first to make sure I fulfilled her requirments: she made sure I was British, white and not young. She says she likes to be able to communicate (the British element), doesn't relish shag fests from over-enthusiastic youngsters and finds black men too large in the bedroom department. The only thing I found a bit strange was her voice - she sounded like a character from a Harry Enfield show. But I went ahead and condirmed for later that day. £130 for 1 x hour.
LOCATION: She says Richmond but it's nearer Twickenham. Nearest station is St Margarets which is probably a brisk 15 minute walk. I drove and parked easily enough.
PREMISES: A small cottage that has definitely see better days and woud benefit from a refurb. The action took place in the basement which was a bit scruffy and airless.
SANDY: I would put her at now in her early seventies. Having said that she's reasonably well preserved with lush hair but with a large tum. Other than that she was OK looking for her age but perhaps thats not saying much.
She sat me down for the usual chat before we started. She said cum twice was fine as was OWO but no CIM, which was a disappointment but she doesn't list it so fair enough. Downstairs we went. She started with a less than average massage. Rubbered up then cowgirl and then missionary. I could understand her fear of the bigger man as she is very tight.
It was all too business like for me and she wasn't engaged at all. Kept talking throughout and was stangely detached from the whole proceeedings which wasn't at all erotic. I'm no fan of the false groaners/moaners but this was too far the other way. But I popped into the bag nonetheless.
Second round was as soon as I was able and she delivered an OK HJ. Nothing too memorable but it did the trick I suppose.
And that was the problem. She did a job to relieve me of my load but it wasn't a particularly enjoyable experience for me - or her I suspect although she did say I was welcome to return, which is highy unlikely. Not the worst punt I've had but definitely file under "Unmemorable".
