Author Topic: Sexy French Girl Glasgow  (Read 5769 times)


50 review(s) for sexy frenchgirl (30 positive, 9 neutral, 10 negative) [Indexed by Cupid Stuntz]

Offline stoogman

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£50 H/H

I haven’t punted in months as I had been disillusioned with the whole punting scene however, I recently got the urge and rather than TOFTT or risk a dodgy rom I thought I’d go for something totally off the norm of my usual punt, I normally go for younger slim girls but decided to go older this time, I think I had convinced myself if the punt was shite I could blame it on the age difference.

Ok she’s well reviewed albeit some mixed but here goes.

Comms - Makes a big deal on her profile about no txt and calls only, so I called her and she txt back this preplanned paragraph asking how long, when, name, AW name, have you been before? I txt back what I wanted and got a reply saying come at 2pm and the address of a builders premises??? Told to txt when there. I get there and txt, I get a msg with address of a flat, I txt for number and get another msg for an address across the road with a flat number, eventually I’m there!

SP - She opens the door and I’m very happy, pretty looking petite blonde, size 6-8 dressed in black lingerie. Age wise she told me she’s 48 and she would pass for that all day long, at the very most I’d say early 50’s but she’s damn good for her age, pics on profile are spot on.

Service - Paperwork done and stashed, She asked what I wanted and I told her FS with a bit of anal play. Straight into DFK lots of tongue, hands all over each other, undressed and onto the bed, more DFK with her wanking me off, asked me to finger her arse and pussy which I did.

Down she went for OWO, lots of eye contact and ball licking, then asked me to lie on my front and she starts rubbing herself on my back, kissing me all the way down to my arse and then it happens, she gently pulls my arse cheeks apart and had a little lick at my arsehole, she asked if ok and I said yes and she went to town, tongue up my arse while playing with my cock.

Then onto RO, she was grinding away and offering encouragement, strangely enough though no fingers allowed in this position!

Back to some OWO and she asked if I wanted a prostate massage, I agreed and she lubed up her fingers and inserted one up my arse, while sucking me off, I told her I’d need to slow down so she suggested a bit more massage, then on with the bag she straddled me for some CG, nice and slow, she then got into position for RCG but she positioned my legs so that she could get to my arse, she rode me like this while fingering my arse until I came. While I was coming she was rubbing my prostate and I came really really hard, she kept riding me until my cock went soft and then cleaned me up with some wipes, massaged me for another few minutes and I then got dressed.

Offered a drink and some sweets, and I was on my way, back in the car I realised I’d been in for about 45 minutes.

Now what I hadn’t mentioned is that yes, she does talk ... a lot, but mainly in the gaps between the action and more so during the massage at the end, I can see how some would think she’s mad as she is quite opinionated in some of her views but it didn’t bother or deter me.

I definitely enjoyed it, she said she’s moving flat soon (she may already have as this was a good few weeks ago) but I’d definitely return to try and satisfy a few other kinks.

Comms 6/10 - Weird but got there eventually.
Looks 8/10 - Not bad looking, excellent body for her age
Service 9/10 - Did everything I asked and did it well, good VFM, marked down a point cos she does talk a bit.

Well looks like I’m back in the game ....

Offline Chester Copperpot

Good review mate, but at some point you have to question your sanity when you're paying £50 for half an hour with someone and DFK is combined with rimming as part of those services.

« Last Edit: July 31, 2019, 01:13:13 am by Chester Copperpot »

Offline jamesdean1964

Good review mate, but at some point you have to question your sanity when you're paying £50 for half an hour with someone and DFK is combined with rimming as part of those services.

Not my scene, but each to their own. What's sanity got to do with it ? There are kinky cunts and there are kinky cunts.

Offline TKovac

Good review mate, but at some point you have to question your sanity when you're paying £50 for half an hour with someone and DFK is combined with rimming as part of those services.

I don't know about you mate but I manage to clean my own ass.
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Offline ik8133

I don't know about you mate but I manage to clean my own ass.

With your own tongue?  :lol:

Offline myothernameis

Her feedback just keeps on growing, now has feedback of 3168

Offline willie loman

Good review, would certainly visit her if I lived in Glasgow, one of the monuments of Scottish punting.

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but at some point you have to question your sanity

...your authenticity has to be questioned. :rolleyes:

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Offline stoogman

Good review mate, but at some point you have to question your sanity when you're paying £50 for half an hour with someone and DFK is combined with rimming as part of those services.

I’ve been punting for over 20 years and have come to realise that just like motorcycling or mountaineering, this hobby at times isn’t for the faint hearted.

You’re kidding yourself if you think any of these girls haven’t at some point touched, licked and sucked every conceivable orifice and not bleached themselves after every punt.

I went in with my eyes wide open and knew what to expect.

Offline Cash up front

She's a great value punt at £50 for 30 mins. I like a bit of chat when I'm punting but you're right she does go on a bit.

Offline Chester Copperpot

I don't know about you mate but I manage to clean my own ass.

Right so by your logic because you're clean, everyone else is?

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Offline mr small

In what regard?

You have been a member for almost 5 years and amassed a grand total of 31 comments with zero reviews.

Is your sudden splurge of posts an attempt to avoid admins upcoming cull of non contributors ?

 :hi:

Offline DaVINCI

You have been a member for almost 5 years and amassed a grand total of 31 comments with zero reviews.

Is your sudden splurge of posts an attempt to avoid admins upcoming cull of non contributors ?

 :hi:
Think he is still waiting for his "Cherry punt" give him time it's only been 5 years  :sarcastic:

Offline Chester Copperpot

You have been a member for almost 5 years and amassed a grand total of 31 comments with zero reviews.

Is your sudden splurge of posts an attempt to avoid admins upcoming cull of non contributors ?

 :hi:


What sudden splurge is that? My posting has been fairly consistent since I had an account on here.

I'll make a review when I'm ready to do so.

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What sudden splurge is that? My posting has been fairly consistent since I had an account on here.

I'll make a review when I'm ready to do so.

No it hasn't. You've been far more "active" in the last few months.

Hi guys. First off, I've yet to have my 'cherry' punt. It's something I've been planning on doing for a long time now, especially since I came across these forums, but money has been tight and uncertainty amongst other wee things has put me off.


Any suggestions would be grateful.  :hi:

I suggest fucking a prostitute and providing some information on punting once in a while.
« Last Edit: August 01, 2019, 03:46:42 pm by Matrix »

Offline Chester Copperpot

No it hasn't. You've been far more "active" in the last few months.

Because threads and posts get deleted. You should know, you had a bunch deleted the last time we had this conversation.

I suggest fucking a prostitute and providing some information on punting once in a while.

I couldn't give a flying fuck what your suggestions are. I'll post a review when I'm ready to do so and not because you sperg out every time you see me in a thread.
« Last Edit: August 01, 2019, 03:54:36 pm by Chester Copperpot »

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Honestly, you try to help some people...  :D

Offline Chester Copperpot

Honestly, you try to help some people...  :D

Derailing yet another thread by pulling up a post I made 5 years ago again. Aye, very helpful.

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Derailing yet another thread by pulling up a post I made 5 years ago again. Aye, very helpful.

By that logic, you and several others have already "derailed" the thread.
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: of service or assistance : USEFUL
a helpful neighbor
helpful advice
just trying to be helpful
Or something you are not

Kudos for trying to change the subject and avoid the points that several members have made about you and for once again reinforcing that you have absolutely nothing to offer this forum apart from brief entertainment.

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Derailing yet another thread by pulling up a post I made 5 years ago again. Aye, very helpful.

With all respect it’s a reasonable question, looking at your posts in what way have you contributed in any way to help other punters out.

Not at all, your quite happy just to take and I’m glad Admin will be getting rid of leeches like you..
« Last Edit: August 01, 2019, 04:07:57 pm by Kev40ish »

Offline Happyjose

Derailing yet another thread by pulling up a post I made 5 years ago again. Aye, very helpful.

Not just him though

That's 7 different members on this thread that have questioned your posts - 8 including me (edit: 9 including previous reply)

Member for 5 years, and hardly a single useful contribution

Have you seen a prostitute since you joined this site?

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« Last Edit: August 01, 2019, 04:12:03 pm by Happyjose »

Offline Chester Copperpot

By that logic, you and several others have already "derailed" the thread.

No, my comment was about the review. You and 'several others' have decided derail the conversation and instead talk about me.


Offline Happyjose

No, my comment was about the review. You and 'several others' have decided derail the conversation and instead talk about me.

That's because you're a non-contributing leech, with a history of making smart-arsed comments, asking for information, and giving nothing back

You also don't seem to fit the new rules, which expect you to review and make useful contributions

From that perspective we obviously think you're worthy of discussion

Offline Chester Copperpot

Not just him though

That's 7 different members on this thread that have questioned your posts - 8 including me (edit: 9 including previous reply)

Member for 5 years, and hardly a single useful contribution

Have you seen a prostitute since you joined this site?

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Yep, and I've also not been in the UK for most of the last 5 years. So unless you want a review of Hannah Darcy (whatever the fuck she's up to these days) then we're just going round in circles here. Again.

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Yep, and I've also not been in the UK for most of the last 5 years. So unless you want a review of Hannah Darcy (whatever the fuck she's up to these days) then we're just going round in circles here. Again.

Usually between 30 minutes and an hour is enough for a punt.

It looks like you don't punt whilst abroad either.

Now why would someone who never punts and rarely spends time in the UK be on here?

Offline Happyjose

Yep, and I've also not been in the UK for most of the last 5 years. So unless you want a review of Hannah Darcy (whatever the fuck she's up to these days) then we're just going round in circles here. Again.

And yet the posts below would seem to suggest that you're more bullshitter than international man of mystery

I've tried to book her a few times, but she never seems to reply to texts?

Lads is there anyone still active with an Adultwork profile that you would recommend with a max age of 40? Most of the recent links on here are from Gumtree but there's never any pictures and I'd prefer to know what they look like before I make a decision  :thumbsup:

Offline Chester Copperpot

It looks like you don't punt whilst abroad either.

Now why would someone who never punts and rarely spends time in the UK be on here?
I did punt when I was abroad, there is just no review section for it. I've been back in the UK since the start of the year.

I've also answered all of these questions before  :rolleyes:


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Offline Chester Copperpot

And yet the posts below would seem to suggest that you're more bullshitter than international man of mystery

Not really. Already said I've been back since the start of the year, just like I was back here for the summer holidays.

Again, answered all these questions last time.

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Offline Happyjose

Not a review section, just a forum with people mostly asking for recommendations.

So contribute, post some info, and help out the members

Why would you have a problem with that?

Offline S.X. MacHine

For all that Chester Copperpot's record of contributions is, to put it mildly, sparse, he does raise an interesting point about the advisability of anal/oral sexual contact.
I did voice my opinion here, once, slightly disapprovingly, only to be told in fairly stern terms by other contributors that I had DFKd girls who were known to have rimmed other punters. True, of course; so I went to the local clap clinic and got myself vaccinated against Hepatitis B and C.
Better be safe than sorry...

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Not a review section, just a forum with people mostly asking for recommendations.

There's plenty of reviews there and plenty of recommendations. It's really only for people who contribute. Not for fantasists.

Your excuses for contributing nothing are becoming more and more pathetic.

Offline Chester Copperpot

There's plenty of reviews there and plenty of recommendations. It's really only for people who contribute. Not for fantasists.

Your excuses for contributing nothing are becoming more and more pathetic.

There's no excuses here. I literally haven't even been living here for the past few years, hence why I've amassed about 20 posts of the last 5 years.

My post count is only in the 30s now dealing with your fucking pish.

I'll make a review when I see an active escort in the UK and I'm ready to make a review on it. Until then, fucking do one.

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I had a feeling, this thread would go on a bit, but not for the reasons shown.
Either way, I reckon the French lady will be happy.
It is keeping, her positive review going, at the top of the page.
Seriously though, over 3,000 feedback's ffs.
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Offline Happyjose

I had a feeling, this thread would go on a bit, but not for the reasons shown.
Either way, I reckon the French lady will be happy.
It is keeping, her positive review going, at the top of the page.
Seriously though, over 3,000 feedback's ffs.

Out of interest, what was your previous nic on here?

FYI it shouldn’t be a problem as new Admin has stated that previously banned can return

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I've not changed it, that's the only username, that I have used.
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Offline timmy1

Never understood how she has that much feedback, shes an absolute nightmare to get ahold of, tried to see her countless times over the years but she claims she "doesnt do bookings" and that your suppose to just ring her when your 15 minutes away, tried that the last time and got no answer, she ended up double booking, way back home i got a barrage of texts saying she had seen my call so now knows im genuine :wackogirl:

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I tried a couple of times, probably before I was here. Got the same "call me when you're 15 mins away pish, I don't take bookings". It would be a bit of a trek for me so decided not to bother as it would probably be a waste of time.

A while later I got a barrage of text abuse for not turning up for the booking I wasn't allowed to make.

 :dash:


Offline myothernameis

I tried a couple of times, probably before I was here. Got the same "call me when you're 15 mins away pish, I don't take bookings". It would be a bit of a trek for me so decided not to bother as it would probably be a waste of time.

A while later I got a barrage of text abuse for not turning up for the booking I wasn't allowed to make.

 :dash:

Kinda the same with me, so one day had two options open, and texted two escorts, of which Sexy French Girl was one of them.  The other escort Maria Massage, replied and gave me a time later on in the day, so I texted SFG back and told her, don't need booking

I was soon bombarded with texts, telling me to come up and see here right now, going against my better judgement, I went up, so ended cancelling Maria Massage.  Once in the flat, got told by her, she was the best, and she beats others hands down, she even thought she recognized me, from when she worked from the flats in Berkley Street

Offline rockgod21

Takes me back. She was my first punt about 8 yrs ago. Also the first woman to ever stick her finger up my ass. All I can say is that I enjoyed my first although and must be nearly 50 by now. Good dirty fuck tho