I’m a messy fucker, rephrase: messy wanker.
I like to cum on her face, boobs, hair. I like to see how much of a mess I can make.
Cuming in a bag, nah that’s a waste, let them bad boys fly.
It is not as if suffocating little Moby with a condom makes him wilt or anything it just doesn’t feel as good as a BJ.
I used to cum up the chuff regularly. It was more of a case of trying to delay to get my monies worth back then. Maybe that’s why I need the full hour these days.
I recall my first attempt at anal. I was in the chuff and a WG told me to shove it up her arse, I came in the condom in my hand trying to get it in her wrong un. The thought of it was enough back then. Happy Days
I certainly blame porn.
I also blame a previous partner where we sometimes used the coitus interruptus method because she kept forgetting to take the pill (because she was going through her broody stage) Being a responsible type, delaying the costly inevitably for as long as possible, I got used to controlling when to cum and I enjoyed spunking on her tits and face from beneath her bunker. Happy Days
Edit: she got the house in the end.