Author Topic: SEXY ANGELINA - Bristol  (Read 6097 times)


95 review(s) for      SEXY ANGELINA  (74 positive, 9 neutral, 12 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline IDKJ

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She basically gave me an awful service equal to that of a Romanian with all the tricks involved.
Because of the glowing reviews on here I expected to see an escort who puts in the effort to please and not be some cunt who takes the piss.

I'm young and thin, not ugly. (How good looking do you have to be to get a good service?) I took a shower before I left and had a quick one when I was there so everything that needed to be clean was clean. Mouthwash was also used
She had no excuse to mess me about yet that's exactly what she did.
Disappointed doesn't even begin to describe how I feel.

£160 for an hour. I left after 50 minutes.

Upon entry I was greeted with a hello and smile. She moved forward to kiss and immediately turned her head leaving me no option but to kiss her cheek. Not the best of starts but 50 positives say she's good so I let that go.
She led me to the bedroom, asked how long I wanted to see her for (does she not manage her own bookings or what? I sent her a booking request and in my opening message I said it would be for an hour) I took a shower then joined her in the bedroom where she was sat. See told me to sit next to her, I did, she then grabbed my hand and said it was cold I told her I don't know why as it was a hot day. The shower wasn't cold either. She let it go and didn't mention it after that.
Kissling was light I tried to initiate dfk she turned and giggled. She then went down for owo which was alright. Next was RO but she moves around too much and pushed herself up with her feet stopping me from have a proper go. More owo just so I could stay hard and then asked for the condom. She got on top and lent forward whilst turning her head away to her left resulting with her hair in my face which I had to move myself. I started fuck back from below she said yes that's it and lent more forward to position herself in a way that prevented proper penetration and then got off and suggested doggy. She didn't arch her back so this was shit as well. Mish followed with her legs over my shoulders. Built up a good rhythm, she then said I'm going to cum and pushed me away then lay there pretending to need a moment to get her back back. I gave her a moment (probably 10 seconds) then went in again. She put her hands under her arse to stop me going all the way in.
More doggy, she told me to go slow because my cock is thick... :unknown: Hmm yeah okay.
I'd had enough and lay down for a cim finish, she took half of it.

Talking was difficult, her English isn't very good and all I got was short replies followed by an awkward pause where she just stared at me until I said something else. At one point I just shrugged and smiled, she said "what?" I replied I'm struggling for something to say.
I eventually asked what time it was she said I had 10 minutes left. I took another shower and returned to the bedroom to get dressed. She asked if I enjoyed myself, so I told her I was trying to kiss her but she turned away and that she does dfk its on her profile. She replied with "I don't kiss everyone I see it's on discretion." Discretion based on what did you not like me then? I said. She said something else about discretion but I couldn't understand as her English worsened and was clearly struggling to conjure up some bullshit.
I calmly said to her" enjoy your money" and left.

As I left the apartment I looked at my phoned and saw I left 10 minutes early.
According to what's said on here as long as you turn up on time with the correct fee, be polite and respectful you'll have a good time. Yeah well I did all that and got fuck all for my efforts.
I was wondering what went wrong she then text me this (see picture at end of review)

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She thinks I'm fucking stupid and thought she could take the piss and give me a shit service as I wouldn't know any better.
I don't see why I should say to her I wanted dfk as it was fucking obvious what I was doing when I was trying to kiss her. She's an escort so obviously she knows and recognises when someome is going in for dfk.

Yeah 50 positives outweigh my negative. I don't care. She's a disgrace as far as I'm concerned. An absolute cunt

And no I won't see her again.

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Offline bfl

I’ve seen her about 10 times and never had a bad service so must have been a bad day.

Offline justalad

She sounds optimistic saying next time.

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I’ve seen her about 10 times and never had a bad service so must have been a bad day.
She put in no effort at all and every thing I tried to turn it around and get her to enjoy herself she blocked.
Isn't sex supposed to be fun? Well it was definitely a bad day for me. Nice attempt in trying to defend her tho. Real cute.
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Offline IDKJ

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She sounds optimistic saying next time.
Yeah she mustn't be as highly thought of as people on here say she is. She must be in need of the money...
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Offline rayyan

Thanks for the heads up mate !

3 out of her last 6 reviews are negative starting from last year july, so thats 50% shit service !

does suggest level of her service has gone down.

Offline ciderhead

I've only seen her once, there was no lack of effort and all services delivered with enthusiasm, this was a few years ago and Mabe things have changed which would be a shame
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Offline tq85

wasn't she rumoured to be throwing in the towel? If she has that mindset maybe it's reflected in her service  :unknown:

Offline PLeisure

Uncanny. I'm just drafting my review of her and it's very similar - in particular the no FK and cum dodge. I don't think she's interested in providing good service any more, unfortunately  :thumbsdown:

Offline KC66

Interesting reading. I saw her a couple of weeks ago and enjoyed her normal high standard of service. I was a bit apprehensive how we would get on as I upset her on our previous meeting, no impact on services, but she was as good as I have always found her.

It certainly is a change to her previously outstanding record, maybe time has taken it’s toll.

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Uncanny. I'm just drafting my review of her and it's very similar - in particular the no FK and cum dodge. I don't think she's interested in providing good service any more, unfortunately  :thumbsdown:
Looks like I started Punting at the wrong time as the escorts who provided that top level of service have either lost enthusiasm, retired or dropped certain services...

I was thinking of seeing a few others but after my experience with Angelina I'm a bit put off
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Looks like I started Punting at the wrong time as the escorts who provided that top level of service have either lost enthusiasm, retired or dropped certain services...

I was thinking of seeing a few others but after my experience with Angelina I'm a bit put off
Don't let one lazy WG put you off. I can't speak for the talent in SW England but overall, punting seems to have become a game of chance these days. Careful research would normally be the answer; to which you and I would say, "I did that. Angelina had an near-pristine reputation."
Sit it out and hope the next meet is an improvement  :thumbsup:
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Don't let one lazy WG put you off. I can't speak for the talent in SW England but overall, punting seems to have a game of chance these days. Careful research would normally be the answer; to which you and I would say, "I did that. Angelina had an near-pristine reputation."
Sit it out and hope the next meet is an improvement  :thumbsup:
Cheers mate :thumbsup: it will be a while before I get the chance to see another escort anyway. I'll try again
« Last Edit: July 29, 2019, 02:04:46 pm by IDKJ »
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I was a bit apprehensive how we would get on as I upset her on our previous meeting,
Did you say something wrong or was it something you did?
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She was always quite touchy and could take offence often because she had misunderstood. I haven’t seen her for a couple of years as I am essentially retired (never say never!). When I did see her she was usually fantastic and I never heard anything about not kissing or whatever. She has probably been doing this too long and standards have slipped.

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I wonder if this is a response to your review  :D

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I wonder if this is a response to your review  :D

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:D must be
And I'm guessing kc66 told her...
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And why would I need to tell her when the girls all read the forum? I’m not defending her, as I said before if you had a bad punt you should report it as such, as I have done when I’m dis-satisfied.

I’ve simply indicated my surprise based on my experience, and that of many others. I’ll not bother from now on.

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:D must be
And I'm guessing kc66 told her...

Thanks for the review and sorry to hear you had a shit time, but grow up FFS.

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Thanks for the review and sorry to hear you had a shit time, but grow up FFS.
Yeah sorry I made a mistake. He did say in the other review she advertises she only sees two clients on weekends. It's not on her aw profile nor is it on uke so where's he got that from?
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Yeah sorry I made a mistake. He did say in the other review she advertises she only sees two clients on weekends. It's not on her aw profile nor is it on uke so where's he got that from?

What's your agenda here? Maybe it used to be on her profile once, maybe she told him F2F since he seems to be a reg (he wouldn't be the first punter to be lied to) or are you scratching around to prove your accusation?

Don't get me wrong, KC66 looks like a fluffy fanboy when it comes to Angelina, but her advocates all seem to be shrugging their shoulders and acknowledging that her glory days might be past her.

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[quote Don't get me wrong, KC66 looks like a fluffy fanboy when it comes to Angelina, but her advocates all seem to be shrugging their shoulders and acknowledging that her glory days might be past her.
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Think as you see fit - I don’t give a fuck. Not a regular, saw her a few weeks ago for first time in more than a year and experienced same service as I always have and thought other punters would want to know that given the two recent reviews. But hey, why I should I give a shit what you think. I’ll see who I choose and keep my findings to myself


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Think as you see fit - I don’t give a fuck. Not a regular, saw her a few weeks ago for first time in more than a year and experienced same service as I always have and thought other punters would want to know that given the two recent reviews. But hey, why I should I give a shit what you think. I’ll see who I choose and keep my findings to myself

Deary me. Sensitive soul, aren't you? Anyone who cares to look at how you've spoken about this SP in the past can make their own minds up.

My point was that just because you've been overwhelmingly gushing about this SP in the past doesn't mean you are dodgy, which is what IDKJ was alluding to IMO. I even said in your defence that you (and other advocates) had suggested that she's getting jaded. You're welcome.

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I apologise. I have no agenda. It's just that he tried to counteract any negative comment. I'm new here it looks like I need to learn proper forum etiquette.
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Offline Leonthwolf

Sounds to me like a lack of chemistry. Or OP doesnt know how to fuck!

Offline Chris1966

Have seen her a few times over the years and must confess that the last time I saw her will be the last time .
She is still as fit as fuck but I guess that after years in the trade she may be getting a little jaded .
Of course , it can be a question of chemistry , good day/bad day , etc but guess she can no longer be considered consistently top end .

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Talk about bumping a 12 month old review  :rolleyes:

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Sounds to me like a lack of chemistry. Or OP doesnt know how to fuck!

Her attitude was atrocious from start to finish. What sort of escort doesn't bother to kiss, get on top then immediately throws their hair in your face? She never gave me a chance to get things going.
Since then I've seen Gorgeous Vicky, Chardonnay and Lilith Noir (I move about because of my job) They were brilliant. Didn't have a problem with any of them. DFK, cowgirl and overall enthusiasm was spot on. Couldn't fault them. Now if I can get a proper service from those three what was Angelina's problem? I think it's because I'm an easy going lad and she knew she could give a shit time knowing I wouldn't shout and yell at her.
As for not knowing how to fuck: would you say that to PLeisure?
He said he had a similar experience… for some reason he decided not to write up his negative - letting me take all the flak for daring to give a forum daring a negative
I don't care what you think.
Angelina is a cunt and the worst escort I've seen.
I'm still confused why she offered me to go back.. What was she thinking ?
Bizarre
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Offline dryanse8

Since then I've seen Gorgeous Vicky, Chardonnay and Lilith Noir (I move about because of my job) They were brilliant. Didn't have a problem with any of them.

IDK, where are your reviews of these ladies?
Sounds like they were good SPs. Reviews of all kinds help build up a clear aggregate of their skills and will assist genuine punters.

Offline BogBog1

I've been on a long punting break but cautiously dipping my toe back in.

Interesting to read these more recent reviews of Angelina. I saw her a lot about 3 or 4 years ago, but the last time I saw her (which from my notes looks to be around 18 months ago), I wrote "inflated lips, not as sexy as she was, and service definitely not as good as before either. Won't go back".

I remember those previous meets with Angelina were nothing short of mind-blowing: she was pure filth. But I remember too that the last one was just.... 'meh'. It wasn't TERRIBLE - but, well, my notes say it all I think. She must have made a tonne of money over the good years though, so maybe she's just had enough. I can't say I blame her for feeling that way - she had well over 1,000 AW reviews, and I bet only one in 10 punters bothers writing AW reviews. So that's 10,000 cocks, maybe more.

Offline KC66

I found Angelina to be a complex character, I really liked her, maybe even too much, but making even slightly negative comments on here, or what I would term as constructive criticism, put me on her bad list and she refused to see me again.

I’m no longer active so that’s not really a concern for me but it should be a reminder that if you make any negative comments about ladies ensure they don’t know your ukp username!