External Link/Members OnlyShe basically gave me an awful service equal to that of a Romanian with all the tricks involved.
Because of the glowing reviews on here I expected to see an escort who puts in the effort to please and not be some cunt who takes the piss.
I'm young and thin, not ugly. (How good looking do you have to be to get a good service?) I took a shower before I left and had a quick one when I was there so everything that needed to be clean was clean. Mouthwash was also used
She had no excuse to mess me about yet that's exactly what she did.
Disappointed doesn't even begin to describe how I feel.
£160 for an hour. I left after 50 minutes.
Upon entry I was greeted with a hello and smile. She moved forward to kiss and immediately turned her head leaving me no option but to kiss her cheek. Not the best of starts but 50 positives say she's good so I let that go.
She led me to the bedroom, asked how long I wanted to see her for (does she not manage her own bookings or what? I sent her a booking request and in my opening message I said it would be for an hour) I took a shower then joined her in the bedroom where she was sat. See told me to sit next to her, I did, she then grabbed my hand and said it was cold I told her I don't know why as it was a hot day. The shower wasn't cold either. She let it go and didn't mention it after that.
Kissling was light I tried to initiate dfk she turned and giggled. She then went down for owo which was alright. Next was RO but she moves around too much and pushed herself up with her feet stopping me from have a proper go. More owo just so I could stay hard and then asked for the condom. She got on top and lent forward whilst turning her head away to her left resulting with her hair in my face which I had to move myself. I started fuck back from below she said yes that's it and lent more forward to position herself in a way that prevented proper penetration and then got off and suggested doggy. She didn't arch her back so this was shit as well. Mish followed with her legs over my shoulders. Built up a good rhythm, she then said I'm going to cum and pushed me away then lay there pretending to need a moment to get her back back. I gave her a moment (probably 10 seconds) then went in again. She put her hands under her arse to stop me going all the way in.
More doggy, she told me to go slow because my cock is thick...

Hmm yeah okay.
I'd had enough and lay down for a cim finish, she took half of it.
Talking was difficult, her English isn't very good and all I got was short replies followed by an awkward pause where she just stared at me until I said something else. At one point I just shrugged and smiled, she said "what?" I replied I'm struggling for something to say.
I eventually asked what time it was she said I had 10 minutes left. I took another shower and returned to the bedroom to get dressed. She asked if I enjoyed myself, so I told her I was trying to kiss her but she turned away and that she does dfk its on her profile. She replied with "I don't kiss everyone I see it's on discretion." Discretion based on what did you not like me then? I said. She said something else about discretion but I couldn't understand as her English worsened and was clearly struggling to conjure up some bullshit.
I calmly said to her" enjoy your money" and left.
As I left the apartment I looked at my phoned and saw I left 10 minutes early.
According to what's said on here as long as you turn up on time with the correct fee, be polite and respectful you'll have a good time. Yeah well I did all that and got fuck all for my efforts.
I was wondering what went wrong she then text me this (see picture at end of review)
Hidden Image/Members OnlyShe thinks I'm fucking stupid and thought she could take the piss and give me a shit service as I wouldn't know any better.
I don't see why I should say to her I wanted dfk as it was fucking obvious what I was doing when I was trying to kiss her. She's an escort so obviously she knows and recognises when someome is going in for dfk.
Yeah 50 positives outweigh my negative. I don't care. She's a disgrace as far as I'm concerned. An absolute cunt
And no I won't see her again.
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