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Author Topic: Chloe Kisses - Milton Keynes - WTF The cheeky bitch used a wet-wipe on my cock  (Read 23762 times)


2 review(s) for Chloe Kisses (0 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline vt

She was a decent shag when I met her about 5 years ago at Annabellas. Must have gone downhill since then.

You can decide for yourself...

http://t.co/gTtr3ZEP3H

Offline vorian

You can decide for yourself...

http://t.co/gTtr3ZEP3H

Nice one, :D and for the record Chloe you do look like you are fifty.
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

Offline mattylondon

You can decide for yourself...

http://t.co/gTtr3ZEP3H
The picture's so fucking fuzzy, it's hard to tell! Yea, not a day over 49!  :lol:

My opinion has always been early 50s. And that would be easier to tell without the fuzzy picture.

My problem with her isn't how old she is. Many prostitutes and even women lie about that. I take that as a given. I don't even care if she's a stellar shag or not. She may well be, for all I know. My problem is her stinking anti punter attitude. And that won't change.

Perhaps you should go and punt her, as she's in your neck of the woods and write a review?  :D

I'll give her some credit. Brave of her to post that. I'll always give her credit for having the courage of her own convictions, even though she's wrong 90% of the time! However, this is a very cunning woman, who  knew it would be discussed on here.  ;)

« Last Edit: April 16, 2014, 10:50:38 PM by mattylondon »

Offline Matium

You can decide for yourself...

http://t.co/gTtr3ZEP3H

Silly girl.

You can tell her age from the lines on her neck.

Note how tight the skin is on her face.

The photo is fuzzy but you can just about make out the lines under her eyes.

And yes, Chloe, we know you're reading this thread, the photo is of you looking 50.
« Last Edit: April 16, 2014, 11:06:51 PM by Matium »

Offline cunnyhunt

There must be a lot of Scotchtape on the back of her head pulling the skin tight  :cool:

And yes she does look 50 to me.

Offline mattylondon

There must be a lot of Scotchtape on the back of her head pulling the skin tight  :cool:

Resistance is futile!  :cool:

« Last Edit: April 17, 2014, 10:31:10 AM by mattylondon »

Online James999

You can decide for yourself...

http://t.co/gTtr3ZEP3H

She obviously regards looking 50 as a compliment, as such it is probably a lot older  :hi:

Offline berksboy

 when young and good looking you post a good clear pic , when old and past it you post crap as we can see from OP , good on him.

Offline lordship

Why the hell post a fanny pic on twitter ?ugh

Offline Bob Cratchit

Tried to book her as my first escort, because I'd been aware of auto-censored for probably over a decade before actually taking the plunge and the idea of a prostitute with a strong personality seemed appealing.

Fucked me about trying to find the e-mail with what I wanted, then suddenly had a 'family emergency' while I was on a train to Milton Keynes. Almost certainly to my benefit, as I wanted domme/sex with a significant amount of pain and was bringing along my horrific synthetic weapons (not exactly a newbie). Not knowing who the fuck I was it what I wanted within about an hour and a half of meeting screams really fucking dangerous to me if we're talking about reasonably advanced S&M.

Offered me the cost of the train fare off my next booking, then didn't bother to respond to my e-mail.

Saw this thread, but decided not to comment, as I don't want to spend my life talking other people down.

Stayed on this site, got my first escort out of the way and have had some great experiences based on recommendations posted by other members (Jenny.1 in Birmingham, now I can die happy),

Saw that picture of her face and realised I had an even luckier escape than I'd originally thought.

Thanks UK Punting, I think I'm in the right place.

Offline mattylondon

Why the hell post a fanny pic on twitter ?ugh
I wouldn't even try to fathom what goes on in this woman's mind. I tried for a while and gave up!  :D

And to think she has older children. God knows what they must think of her Twitter antics, posting pictures of her pussy online. She has no shame.

Online James999

Why the hell post a fanny pic on twitter ?

I thought it was a face pic  :timeout:

Offline mattylondon

I thought it was a face pic  :timeout:
He was referring to her main Twitter pic, which is her fanny  :hi:

Certainty more appealing than her stretched boat race.  :sarcastic:

Online James999

He meant her main Twitter pic, which is her fanny  :hi:

I think you'll find lordship is a SHE not a HE  :D

Offline mattylondon

I think you'll find lordship is a SHE not a HE  :D
oh really? Hadn't read their posts tbh?!   :blush:

So can we see a picture of their fanny then or profile link? Fairs fair and all that?!

Online James999

So can we see a picture of their fanny then or profile link? Fairs fair and all that?!

Ask her  :D

Offline mattylondon

Ask her  :D
Can't be arsed to have that sort of discussion with her!

I'll just read their posts, when I have the inclination, which isn't now!

Is she fit or not? That's all I want to know. The precedents aren't promising but you never know!  :sarcastic:

Online James999

Is she fit or not?

Lets just say younger and better looking than Klowee..... Doesn't narow it down much  :sarcastic:
« Last Edit: April 18, 2014, 09:32:30 AM by James999 »

Offline mattylondon

Lets just say younger and better looking than Klowee..... Doesn't narow it down much  :sarcastic:
That was as helpful as a chocolate tea pot! Cheers!  :unknown:

As klowee is a bitter old looking granny dog it doesn't really narrow it down for me!  :D

You can do better than that! Would you punt her?
« Last Edit: April 18, 2014, 09:38:12 AM by mattylondon »



Offline vt

Chloe's posted another face pic...this time no make-up, but still fuzzy...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BlZvQBeCcAAMaVe.jpg

Would you??

Offline Matium

Chloe's posted another face pic...this time no make-up, but still fuzzy...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BlZvQBeCcAAMaVe.jpg

Would you??

I was having breakfast when I looked at that!

Put me right off!

 :vomit:

Online James999

Chloe's posted another face pic...this time no make-up, but still fuzzy...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BlZvQBeCcAAMaVe.jpg

Would you??

I have printed it off and stuck it on my lawn, that should keep the cats off  :scare:

Hogan

Poor quality pics because she doesn't get enough bookings to be able to afford a new phone. Has to use her dusty old phone instead!






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