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Offline Bangers and Gash

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1 hour incall at Chloe's characterless digs in MK.

I thought this was going to be an awkward punt, and I was right. On the phone she sounded abrupt/curt and was pretty much the same in the flesh. Her AW profile claims she's aged 40 and a size 14, personally I reckon over 45 years old and at least a size 16+ would be more accurate.

The awkward silences, superior attitude, her flapping about and constantly going AWOL made it a toe curling punt. After 25 minutes I started glancing at the clock, wanting it to speed up. I seriously contemplated putting my clothes back on and walking out, but thought she might notice!
 
The few positives were:

1. Her arse was quite large, but it did look good whilst being bashed from behind.
2. She's a decent kisser. Not Premier League like myself, more Division 2, but still passable.
3. The shower gel was nice. I might look out for that particular brand when shopping. 

The many negatives were:

1. She kept me waiting in the street. I never hang around for more than 5 minutes when a prossie is stalling for time. I had the stopwatch out. Luckily for her, she told me to come up just in the nick of time. Just my luck!
2. Had the most god awful choral music playing in the background. It felt like Princess Diana's funeral service.
3. Her breath was a bit stale. Probably had a sneaky drag just before the booking. Luckily, I go into battle RetarDex'd up and sminty fresh so was able to nearly cancel her out.
4. OWO was mostly hand, noise and a lot of head thrashing. I hardly felt a thing! No, on second thoughts, I felt nothing.
5. She got dressed whilst I was in the shower - so didn't bother washing herself before the next client. :vomit:

6. Used a wet-wipe on my cock before oral. This is so disrespectful and gets an automatic negative review. My todger is cut and I go into punts fully scrubbed and a damn sight cleaner/fresher than her. Maybe she thought I'd spent my day shagging strangers and not bothering to shower afterwards. Cheeky-fucking-cow!!

 :thumbsdown: AVOID!

Offline Straife

Why on earth did  you go to see that old crone in the first place? :wackogirl:

Offline mattylondon

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1 hour incall at Chloe's characterless digs in MK

I thought this was going to be an awkward punt, and I was right. On the phone she sounded abrupt/curt and was pretty much the same in the flesh. Her AW profile claims she's aged 40 and a size 14, personally I reckon over 45 years old and at least a size 16+ would be more accurate.


Jesus you're a brave one! Is she still trying to pass herself off as 40? Goodness me. She's closer to 50 and at least a size 16. Putting aside her generally obnoxious attitude on %%%, I've never understood why anybody would bother to punt a somewhat old has been, when they're much better and younger options in the MK area? If you want to continue on the 'danger punt' them, may I also recommend Danish Pia, Paris B and Lou4fun!  :lol:

I'm curious to know if you were aware of her forum reputation, prior to punting her and if you were, would it have altered your choice. I'll be surprised if you weren't aware of her somewhat unsavory reputation? I agree with straife.

Most of her background is in parlours, isn't it? It wouldn't surprise me that she doesn't shower between rounds but I doubt she's the only one. Hard to tell what she's really like because %%% and Adultwork reviews cannot be relied on. Her stinking anti male attitude on forums would be enough for me to declare a never in my lifetime. I've heard more than one punter say she's quite butch and is 'curt', as you suggest. And I know a couple who met her whilst she was a maid in MK and London. That alone provides a clue as to her real age.

Apparently she was arrested for being in charge of a brothel, but this is a banned area of discussion on %%%!  :D
« Last Edit: March 06, 2014, 11:53:06 pm by mattylondon »

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Most of her background is in parlours, isn't it? It wouldn't surprise me that she doesn't shower between rounds but I doubt she's the only one. Hard to tell what she's really like because %%% and Adultwork reviews cannot be relied on. Her stinking anti male attitude on forums would be enough for me to declare a never in my lifetime. I've heard more than one punter say she's quite butch and is 'curt', as you suggest. And I know a couple who met her whilst she was a maid in MK and London. That alone provides a clue as to her real age.

Apparently she was arrested for being in charge of a brothel, but this is a banned area of discussion on %%%!  :D

I remember once when I spoke to her at the brothel she ran. Stupid bitch tried  to talk to me like I was trash for no reason.  :wackogirl:

Offline mattylondon

I remember once when I spoke to her at the brothel she ran. Stupid bitch tried  to talk to me like I was trash for no reason.  :wackogirl:
Interesting, as I know three punters who have also chatted to, but didn't punt her, whilst she was a maid in MK and London. Aka pimp.  ;)

I was told she had a somewhat larger frame than comes across and was borderline 'butch'. She likens herself to being so-called Amazonian. I'll stick to butch! I was also told that she ranted about punters and other things, in addition to having an annoying lisp. But hey, I've never had the pleasure.

I've only interacted with her on forums and found her completely obnoxious. I cannot understand who would punt her, knowing her forum persona but there are men out there who like to be dominated and pussy whipped. If a guy is that type of punter, then she'd be tailor made for him!  :D

Of course, she is lying about her real age and was called out on %%% for it. I seem to remember Venturer being threatened with pre mod for having the temerity to tell the truth! I think he's now been banned, subsequently. She only went back to whoring after being arrested, of course!  :sarcastic:
« Last Edit: March 07, 2014, 12:09:30 am by mattylondon »

Offline Bangers and Gash

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There were 2 main reasons why I wanted to punt CK. Firstly, because she rates herself very highly on her AW page, and whilst posting on rundown cunternet. Secondly, I wanted too see if her online persona was anything like real life as you often hear people say ''oh he's a right cunt on the forums, but a lovely chap when you meet him in person - even bought me a pint,'' unfortunately her poor reputation seems justified.

I won't be going back!

:hi:

Offline cunnyhunt

I punted her several years ago and concur with the report.  When she was here I suffered several of her 1000 word replies and messages for daring to suggest that she was quite a boring fuck. She did not look too big then but there was the makings of a butch bitch there for sure.

When Jacob was here, we both thought that she would be the old woman that you see occasionally, talking to herself and smelling of piss, pushing a shopping trolley around a supermarket.  :wackogirl:

I looked at PN a month ago and noted that she posted on nearly every thread and either derailed or monopolised them with her skewed viewpoint and blatant touting. They also don't discuss the brothel raids issue as that would be too close to HoD/Annabelles etc and the money Galahad makes from their advertising.  :hi:

If you want another boring fuck try Danish Pia in Bedford, If you can find her up her own arse then it is amusing catching her out when she claims to be an accountant yet knows fuck all about it.I was surprised how racist she was when I visited also.

Offline mattylondon

I punted her several years ago and concur with the report.  When she was here I suffered several of her 1000 word replies and messages for daring to suggest that she was quite a boring fuck. She did not look too big then but there was the makings of a butch bitch there for sure.

When Jacob was here, we both thought that she would be the old woman that you see occasionally, talking to herself and smelling of piss, pushing a shopping trolley around a supermarket.  :wackogirl:

I looked at PN a month ago and noted that she posted on nearly every thread and either derailed or monopolised them with her skewed viewpoint and blatant touting. They also don't discuss the brothel raids issue as that would be too close to HoD/Annabelles etc and the money Galahad makes from their advertising.  :hi:

If you want another boring fuck try Danish Pia in Bedford, If you can find her up her own arse then it is amusing catching her out when she claims to be an accountant yet knows fuck all about it.I was surprised how racist she was when I visited also.
One of the punters I know told me that Chloe Kisses was muttering to herself whilst she was a maid in London! Weird.

Danish Pia looks down on other prossies and thinks herself superior. It is something many a punter has commented on. She has abused her position as a moderator against punters and prossies alike. I think she enjoys it a little too much. Claims she was an accountant/business woman. I couldn't be bothered to catch her out, as the decision to go back whoring full time, doesn't quite stack up with a successful business woman does it?!  :sarcastic:

Physically she looks like a reasonable milf, I'll be honest. What's she like face wise? Attractive or not? I did consider her briefly for a 'danger fuck', as I've read her owo is decent enough? May even be a decent fuck, if you could stop her looking in a mirror at herself or yapping! She was discussed here on another site.

Offline cunnyhunt

One of the punters I know told me that Chloe Kisses was muttering to herself whilst she was a maid in London! Weird.

Danish Pia looks down on other prossies and thinks herself superior. It is something many a punter has commented on. She has abused her position as a moderator against punters and prossies alike. I think she enjoys it a little too much. Claims she was an accountant/business woman. I couldn't be bothered to catch her out, as the decision to go back whoring full time, doesn't quite stack up with a successful business woman does it?!  :sarcastic:

Physically she looks like a reasonable milf, I'll be honest. What's she like face wise? Attractive or not? I did consider her briefly for a 'danger fuck', as I've read her owo is decent enough? May even be a decent fuck, if you could stop her looking in a mirror at herself or yapping! She was discussed on another site.

Ok,  owo was good, on her knees with eye contact but her face is a NO,  she is not an attractive woman. I booked an hour- cum twice, no cim so fucked her twice, started in mish then went to doggy for the first time then just doggy for second, the fucking was ok but I did think she was faking for the second, I remember increasing my pace which stopped her moaning falsely, she came before I did.
It was the mid punt chat which was not good, she has a very high opinion of herself and a low opinion of other prossies, she claimed to be an accountant but knew little about it, tried to impress with a bit of knowledge but when I picked up on something she changed the subject too quickly. She tries to cover her dislike of other prossies but there are too many telltales, it could be more of a low self esteem issue but I did not have enough to make a call on that.
It is a couple of years since I punted her and then she was 47-9. I would think she is 53 now, her children should of left school and be either married or on adultwork by now.
The best thing about the appointment was the apartment, very nice, near Bedford Hospital.

Interesting link, I have seen that forum but not that subject, more confirmation.




Offline mattylondon

Ok,  owo was good, on her knees with eye contact but her face is a NO,  she is not an attractive woman. I booked an hour- cum twice, no cim so fucked her twice, started in mish then went to doggy for the first time then just doggy for second, the fucking was ok but I did think she was faking for the second, I remember increasing my pace which stopped her moaning falsely, she came before I did.
It was the mid punt chat which was not good, she has a very high opinion of herself and a low opinion of other prossies, she claimed to be an accountant but knew little about it, tried to impress with a bit of knowledge but when I picked up on something she changed the subject too quickly. She tries to cover her dislike of other prossies but there are too many telltales, it could be more of a low self esteem issue but I did not have enough to make a call on that.
It is a couple of years since I punted her and then she was 47-9. I would think she is 53 now, her children should of left school and be either married or on adultwork by now.
The best thing about the appointment was the apartment, very nice, near Bedford Hospital.

Interesting link, I have seen that forum but not that subject, more confirmation.
Very interesting. I did wonder if her face was hidden for privacy reasons or because she didn't look as good facially? I suspect it's a bit of both. She tried to convince me that she was 45, but honestly, it insults my intelligence. But what could I say to the %%% mod?   :unknown: My best guess would be early 50s.   :rolleyes:

She peddles this accountant line with everybody. I did put the 'Lady Bedford' tag to her, unsurprisingly towards the end of my time. Also, that she was bossy, controlling and behaved as if she was using the movie 1984 as the %%% moderating blue print! Censorship. That is, deleting or amending posts. Thought Crime. Being a member of UKP automatically meant you were guilty!  :D

Successful accountants or business women do not decide to switch to whoring full time. I think that she tries a little too hard to impress. It's predictable that she would hate UKP, yet still recognized it's power by making changes to her own profile off the back of punter's comments on here. So if Nik, Adam or anybody else wanted evidence of it's growing influence and power, there you are.  :hi:

Honestly? Despite her arrogant behavior, I actually felt a little sorry for her. I should imagine that one reaches a certain age, looks at one's life and wonders how the hell it came to pass you're still having to get down on your knees, suck and be fucked by guys who you despise? Added to that the younger and fitter models about. There must be ever decreasing returns for her and it's bound to make one feel bitter. When I made the point about younger and fitter women, she deleted my post and told me I was being ageist!?  :wacko:
« Last Edit: March 08, 2014, 01:16:57 am by mattylondon »

vt

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Of course, she is lying about her real age and was called out on %%% for it. I seem to remember Venturer being threatened with pre mod for having the temerity to tell the truth! I think he's now been banned, subsequently. She only went back to whoring after being arrested, of course!  :sarcastic:

I'm still about!!  :hi:

When she ran MKEscorts, Chloe used to have on her Pnet profile a birthdate in Dec 1970, which would make her 43, but the OP may well be correct about her being even older than that, as she once said she had made that date up.  :unknown:

The majority of the pics on her website and AW gallery, except the fuzzy selfies, but including her main profile shot, are taken from a photoset that dates from Aug 2008 according to this... 

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...that makes them almost 6 yrs old!  :thumbsdown:

She admitted all of the above when I challenged her with it on Pnet. She then started a campaign of defamation against me, calling in her fluffies, yes-men, sistas, etc. but still refuses to do anything to correct her blatant deceptions.

Last time I saw her (clothed, never naked!) she was considerably bigger than those pics...probably partly my fault as I sometimes used to take a box of chocs for the girls when I visited MKEscorts...maybe Chloe used to scoff the lot!  :sarcastic:

Shame the OP wasted his cash on her...I just know from her bitter, misandrist posts on Pnet that she hates the job and only went back to it after the arrest 'cos there was no other (lucrative) option. Unbelievably, she gets positive reports on Pnet, but strangely none from guys I personally trust.




« Last Edit: March 10, 2014, 11:55:54 am by vt »

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Anyone could get positive reviews on PN.

Offline mattylondon

I'm still about!!  :hi:

Good lad!! I wondered where the hell you've been?!  :hi:

No way is she 44. Not a chance.  :D

I remember you challenging her about those pictures and being threatened with premod. I've seen the fuzzy ones on Twitter. She's even more obnoxious on there, which I didn't think could be possible! She has guts, I'll give her that. I kinda of admired that, even though she's the most obnoxious poster I've ever seen. Dumped by her fella wasn't she, so a bitter man hater, who's past her sell by date and the owner of a dusty phone. All the cliches apply to her. Yes, she went back to whoring after being arrested as a madam didn't she. that's a banned subject on %%% you know....... shhh!  :D

I think they pay her lip service on punting conversations but whenever she ventured into Off Topic chats she got completely destroyed by all the punters. Sort of like, stick to conversations about whoring and keep out of stuff that requires a brain! Very amusing to watch.

vt

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Here's Chloe's rebuttal if you're interested...at least she can't claim UKP hasn't given her a right to reply despite her having been banned from this forum previously...

[Removed by admin]


Firstly, I don't know why she's ranting about the ParisB situation...I only got to page two of the thread on here and gave up the will to live...but I'm sure Chloe hasn't got anything to do with that!  :unknown:


So she reckons she may have seen Bangers & Gash...but claims his review is a malicious invention...and I thought he was being charitably positive with those compliments about her bum and her kissing!   ;)

I did wonder though, if this was her account of the intimate liaison...

[Removed by admin]   :sarcastic:


She seems to reserve particular venom for me even though I only spoke the truth about her age and photos after getting name-checked by matty...all fair comment on a punting review site. It's bizarre how she accuses me of 'little fibs' when she's the one telling big whoppers about her age and size, and still peddling those ancient photos.   :rolleyes:

I do find her gobby, self-obsessed and abrasive, but it doesn't extend to hating her, it's more akin to pity really.

I've told her before that there would be a very simple way of resolving the issue once and for all and it certainly isn't ranting on her blog about the injustice of it all...she needs to show her correct age and get some new representative photos done...but she would rather continue deceiving punters and will no doubt get called out for it again at some point in the future and no doubt she will play the victim again...but apparently I'm the childish one!!   :wackogirl:
 

vorian

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I might have missed something but her blog does not mention anything in detail at all. I must say I was looking forward to a spiteful rant. It seems on this occasion Chloe has let not just her punters down but fans of her blog as well. :thumbsdown: more venom Chloe that's what we need.

Offline mattylondon

I do find her gobby, self-obsessed and abrasive, but it doesn't extend to hating her, it's more akin to pity really.
No. I don't hate the woman. I feel a little bit sorry for her and she amuses me with all that venom. Poor dear!  :D

I didn't even realize she'd posted on UK Punting? Must've been before my time?  :unknown:

Anyway, not somebody worth punting in my opinion and in the final analysis, that's all that matters to me. Maybe a quick blowie? :cool:
« Last Edit: March 10, 2014, 11:39:22 pm by mattylondon »

Offline cunnyhunt


I didn't even realize she'd posted on UK Punting? Must've been before my time?  :unknown:


It was in the very first months, the same as PN she monopolised the board and conversations, I cannot remember her name at present but she had lots of posts. Jacob or Nik were pissed off and banned her.  :thumbsup:


Offline mattylondon

It was in the very first months, the same as PN she monopolised the board and conversations, I cannot remember her name at present but she had lots of posts. Jacob or Nik were pissed off and banned her.  :thumbsup:
Thanks CH. Must've been under a different name then. Oh well, what a pity. It would've been nice for her to cope with the shoe being on the other foot, although I did enjoy giving her a verbal kicking on %%%. She had spirit, whilst posting on the sauce!  :cool:
« Last Edit: March 11, 2014, 12:01:37 am by mattylondon »

Offline cunnyhunt

Sure she was chloe kisses here but cannot find her on the members list ? maybe deleted when banned ?

Was not a great punt then, be like fucking Julie Bindell now  :vomit:

I am sure Smiths punted her and was ok with it.

vt

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I might have missed something but her blog does not mention anything in detail at all. I must say I was looking forward to a spiteful rant. It seems on this occasion Chloe has let not just her punters down but fans of her blog as well. :thumbsdown: more venom Chloe that's what we need.

There was more there earlier, but it looks like she's edited a few paragraphs out including the stuff about me...it did sound a bit silly and hysterical.




vorian

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There was more there earlier, but it looks like she's edited a few paragraphs out including the stuff about me...it did sound a bit silly and hysterical.

Damn,  they crazy ones do that a lot,  don't suppose you had any screen shots.

Offline mattylondon

Sure she was chloe kisses here but cannot find her on the members list ? maybe deleted when banned ?

Was not a great punt then, be like fucking Julie Bindell now  :vomit:

I am sure Smiths punted her and was ok with it.
There's no accounting for taste!  :D Yes, but all punts are subjective and if she offered smiths a good service, that's the only thing which will matter, which is fair enough.  I however, have additional criteria, so would be a never for me. She's just too obnoxious, although the thought of banging her and Danish Pia hard...... you shall have to pass me some tips!  :cool:
« Last Edit: March 11, 2014, 12:26:10 am by mattylondon »

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Damn,  they crazy ones do that a lot,  don't suppose you had any screen shots.
I think you'll find that they'll be removed if you do that. I could be wrong, of course but why would you want to give her blog any publicity? I wouldn't bother to read the silly old bint's rantings. %%% is enough to go with!

vorian

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I think you'll find that they'll be removed if you do that. I could be wrong, of course but why would you want to give her blog any publicity? I wouldn't bother to read the silly old bint's rantings. %%% is enough to go with!

Sorry, just  thought it would have been interesting to poke a stick at her arrogance. Must be a lack of new crazy prossie members driving me to it.

vt

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Damn,  they crazy ones do that a lot,  don't suppose you had any screen shots.

Nah, best forgotten really...though I'm struggling to get out of my head the comment about me jizzing in my jim-jams...but if it gives her a thrill to think of me that way, I'll send her a pair of my sticky used winceyettes with all my love as a peace offering!  :rose:

Offline Jimmyredcab

Why on earth did  you go to see that old crone in the first place? :wackogirl:

As they say oop North, there's nowt as queer as folk, I am totally amazed.    :crazy:

Offline Bangers and Gash

As they say oop North, there's nowt as queer as folk, I am totally amazed.    :crazy:

For research purposes Jimmy, research purposes!  :hi:

Offline mattylondon

For research purposes Jimmy, research purposes!  :hi:
Yes, but I wouldn't rule out her 'research purposes' on you either! Oh how they love to get info on UKP members.  :P

Offline rubric

I think they pay her lip service on punting conversations but whenever she ventured into Off Topic chats she got completely destroyed by all the punters. Sort of like, stick to conversations about whoring and keep out of stuff that requires a brain! Very amusing to watch.

The thing is - in my brief interactions with her - she didn't seem to have the self awareness to realise when she was completely wrong.  So it was kind of like arguing with a robot.  I assumed she was a lot younger than she is as a result - and this coupled with the reviews she seemed to get had me investigate her for a punt ... imagine my surprise when I saw her gallery.

I can only conclude that a lot of guys are pathetically grateful for very low levels of service (and seriously why are 80% of the females on the other side, fat slack and above 40? Sorry .. I meant mature BBW  :rolleyes:)

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The thing is - in my brief interactions with her - she didn't seem to have the self awareness to realise when she was completely wrong. 

I can only conclude that a lot of guys are pathetically grateful for very low levels of service (and seriously why are 80% of the females on the other side, fat slack and above 40? Sorry .. I meant mature BBW  :rolleyes:)
I agree and quickly came to the conclusion on %%% that you couldn't reason with the woman. She appeared to genuinely believe she was always right.  :crazy: No humility. High time she retired and was put out of her misery.  :thumbsdown:

Fortunately, there are plenty of young and fit prossies around, so she's no more than a pantomime clown and a source of amusement.  :wacko:


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I agree and quickly came to the conclusion on %%% that you couldn't reason with the woman. She appeared to genuinely believe she was always right.  :crazy: No humility. High time she retired and was put out of her misery.  :thumbsdown:

Fortunately, there are plenty of young and fit prossies around, so she's no more than a pantomime clown and a source of amusement
:wacko:
But you would struggle to get one of her in a car.

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I'm probably not going to be popular here but this thread seems to me be little more than a thinly veiled excuse for character assassination. I will stand behind my record of posts and reviews here when it comes to readers assessing my objectivity and I will say that I have long since left %%% behind as a primary source of discourse because in the main, I dislike all the same fluffy aspects of it as the rest of you. But with that said, Chloe deserves defending. I have not seen her as a customer but I have met her many times as a madam and have debated her from opposite sides of the table on %%%, too. I've always found her friendly, engaging, intelligent, and good fun whether we agreeing or disagreeing on something. Combative, yes, but one of the people in this industry that I've met and like a great deal. Criticise her objectively if you will but wanton excoriation makes some of you look far worse than it does her. Sorry, but that's my $0.02s worth. She's a really nice lady in my book.

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I'm probably not going to be popular here but this thread seems to me be little more than a thinly veiled excuse for character assassination. I will stand behind my record of posts and reviews here when it comes to readers assessing my objectivity and I will say that I have long since left %%% behind as a primary source of discourse because in the main, I dislike all the same fluffy aspects of it as the rest of you. But with that said, Chloe deserves defending. I have not seen her as a customer but I have met her many times as a madam and have debated her from opposite sides of the table on %%%, too. I've always found her friendly, engaging, intelligent, and good fun whether we agreeing or disagreeing on something. Combative, yes, but one of the people in this industry that I've met and like a great deal. Criticise her objectively if you will but wanton excoriation makes some of you look far worse than it does her. Sorry, but that's my $0.02s worth. She's a really nice lady in my book.

I respect you for raising an opinion which as you said, may be criticised. At least you have an option to do that on UKP unlike PN where censorship is the norm. I do not personally have an issue with CK as I have never punted with her and never will. However she does lie about her age on her profile and her pictures are very out of date. When she has been challenged on this, then punters are censored or erased. That I don't like, and her silence on the matter is part of the problem.

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She's a nasty malicious cunt who's been going around claiming I posted things like being 'banned by all prossies in Manchester' which I never did, as well as trying to spread the laughable accusation that I am James999.

She also posts on other sites using names like "just a girl" and was outed as posting on the punter-hating dasisterhood using a false name slagging off her punters.

From her punter-hating personality online, it's not surprising to find out she's shit at being a prossie.

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I respect you for raising an opinion which as you said, may be criticised. At least you have an option to do that on UKP unlike PN where censorship is the norm. I do not personally have an issue with CK as I have never punted with her and never will. However she does lie about her age on her profile and her pictures are very out of date. When she has been challenged on this, then punters are censored or erased. That I don't like, and her silence on the matter is part of the problem.

Totally agree with your point about censorship. 100% right.

Viz Chloe, all I will say is that I take people as I personally find them. I do think some of the criticisms made on a general level (not of Chloe specifically) are often valid but with that said, many tar large classes of people with the same brush and don't take into account individuality. If I was judged only on my posting persona, for instance, I'd soon be in trouble! But hopefully, there is more to me than just what you read here. But if the points you make are correct about accuracy (I don't know) then fair enough, those criticisms are justified. You made them without malice, too, so no complaint from me. I defend Chloe because I have personally known her and I like her and I found it uncomfortable to read this thread about someone I like and to not have the balls to in some way defend them. I am not providing a sweeping excuse for all wrongdoings or saying she is perfect but I am saying the Chloe I have known does not fit the nasty caricature presented in this thread. I don't know what else to say; far from being a tired old reverse-misogynist, I think she's witty, clever, good company and almost as cynical as I am. Anyway, I've said my $0.02s worth about her and I hope it at least gives some balance to this thread.

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Totally agree with your point about censorship. 100% right.

Viz Chloe, all I will say is that I take people as I personally find them. I do think some of the criticisms made on a general level (not of Chloe specifically) are often valid but with that said, many tar large classes of people with the same brush and don't take into account individuality. If I was judged only on my posting persona, for instance, I'd soon be in trouble! But hopefully, there is more to me than just what you read here. But if the points you make are correct about accuracy (I don't know) then fair enough, those criticisms are justified. You made them without malice, too, so no complaint from me. I defend Chloe because I have personally known her and I like her and I found it uncomfortable to read this thread about someone I like and to not have the balls to in some way defend them. I am not providing a sweeping excuse for all wrongdoings or saying she is perfect but I am saying the Chloe I have known does not fit the nasty caricature presented in this thread. I don't know what else to say; far from being a tired old reverse-misogynist, I think she's witty, clever, good company and almost as cynical as I am. Anyway, I've said my $0.02s worth about her and I hope it at least gives some balance to this thread.

I respect your opinion Nimrod and I have already declared I don't hate her either, at one time I could probably say I was fond of her. I do dislike her deceptions and the way she tried to defame & discredit me with lies when I pointed the truth out. She really believes Pnet is her personal domain and hates this place because it has grown to eclipse Pnet but she has no access to it since her ban when UKP was in its infancy. She tars every member here with the same brush, no doubt once she discovers you are a member here, you will be lower in her esteem too.

I also met her a few times as a madam and in person she wasn't as abrasive as her online persona, but then she admitted she only pretended to like me, presumably only because I was a paying customer at her establishment. Online we don't always get her facade of politesse, the real man-hating Chloe seeps out...I doubt if she can contain it during an intimate booking either, I certainly won't be wasting my hard-earned finding out.

I suppose the key questions you really need to answer re Chloe is...although you were once betrothed to her, did you ever consummate the union...and was it for a fee? If not, why not?? Could you hand-on-heart recommend her to a paying punter if you've never felt inclined yourself?

Offline mattylondon

I'm probably not going to be popular here but this thread seems to me be little more than a thinly veiled excuse for character assassination. I will stand behind my record of posts and reviews here when it comes to readers assessing my objectivity and I will say that I have long since left %%% behind as a primary source of discourse because in the main, I dislike all the same fluffy aspects of it as the rest of you. But with that said, Chloe deserves defending. I have not seen her as a customer but I have met her many times as a madam and have debated her from opposite sides of the table on %%%, too. I've always found her friendly, engaging, intelligent, and good fun whether we agreeing or disagreeing on something. Combative, yes, but one of the people in this industry that I've met and like a great deal. Criticise her objectively if you will but wanton excoriation makes some of you look far worse than it does her. Sorry, but that's my $0.02s worth. She's a really nice lady in my book.
I respect your many reviews and posts. However, they have zip to do with assessing an individual's forum persona and don't give you any more kudos than the next poster in my book.

Fair enough about what you've said re having a dig but I too have had many dealings with her on the %%%, both on the public board and privately. Although I haven't met her, I know many punters who have whilst she was a madam/pimp in both MK and London. And they do not hold your opinion, even though others will agree with you too. I'd even go as far as to say you're clueless as to the real character of this woman, at least with her online persona. Are you aware that she posts on other forums, in addition to %%% and SAAFE and is far from pleasant.

On the open board I found her perhaps the most obnoxious individual I've ever known on any forum, male or female, punting or non punting. She is most certainly not friendly. I've no idea what threads you've been reading?! She is indulged simply because she pays, as do many MK women. Whenever she ventured into off topic , she was trashed by the other punters for her ignorance and lack of knowledge. And she isn't any different privately via PM either. What you see is what you get with her, as she readily admits herself.
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Offline mattylondon

She's a nasty malicious cunt who's been going around claiming I posted things like being 'banned by all prossies in Manchester' which I never did, as well as trying to spread the laughable accusation that I am James999.

She also posts on other sites using names like "just a girl" and was outed as posting on the punter-hating dasisterhood using a false name slagging off her punters.

From her punter-hating personality online, it's not surprising to find out she's shit at being a prossie.
Indeed. I remember her and fat Claire on dasisterhood. And yes, she currently posts on ilovepussy's forum, in cognito as just a girl. She's a nasty and malicious little cunt.

Offline cunnyhunt

I have not seen her as a customer

I have seen her* and she is not the person you think she is.

There are many issues going on with her, but she mainly hates men. There are many tell tales that she cannot cover although she does try on a punt.
*It was a boring unspectacular punt, a waste of an hour. :hi:

vt

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Indeed. I remember her and fat Claire on dasisterhood. And yes, she currently posts on ilovepussy's forum, in cognito as just a girl. She's a nasty and malicious little cunt.

Oh really...and to think she denigrated me for using a different (abbreviated) username on here!  :rolleyes:

Typical though...it's always one rule for Chloe and a different one for everyone else...

Everyone else must be polite & respectful to her, but she can spout filth & lies as she takes the fancy, because she's a self-confessed 'gobby bitch' and can't help it! Everyone else must be open & transparent, but she's allowed to hide behind multiple aliases! If a punter criticises a prossie, it's misogyny, but her many unkind misandrist comments are always justified in her own mind!  :wackogirl:

Offline mattylondon

Oh really...and to think she denigrated me for using a different (abbreviated) username on here!  :rolleyes:
It isn't so much that she uses different nics. I used a different nic on %%% or I wouldn't have lasted a nano second! Other punters do it too. :D

It's that she uses 'secret' nics, to be even more unpleasant than she already is as 'Chloe Kisses'. In other words, so she can reveal her real opinions, which sometimes leak out on %%% but she tries hard to mask. I have a very long memory of that woman on forums and some others. A classic misandrist, but as you say, one rule for that gobby woman and another rule for others.  :cool:
I have seen her* and she is not the person you think she is.

You ought to have a UK Punting medal of merit for punting her. Bravery and danger, if ultimately dull!  :cool:
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niceguyjames

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I fell foul of Chloe. I booked a Sunday appointment for 12 o clock, confirm before 10 she says, I text to confirm before 10 and received a confirmation that it is still on. 11 o clock she cancels on me claiming she is sick.

vorian

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I fell foul of Chloe. I booked a Sunday appointment for 12 o clock, confirm before 10 she says, I text to confirm before 10 and received a confirmation that it is still on. 11 o clock she cancels on me claiming she is sick.

Think of it this way, you had a lucky escape and saved your money to punt another day.

niceguyjames

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Think of it this way, you had a lucky escape and saved your money to punt another day.
lol cheers, does anyone know how/have any ideas how she ended up in such a bad state?

vorian

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lol cheers, does anyone know how/have any ideas how she ended up in such a bad state?

I heard somewhere that she used to run/maid at a brothel after being a WG. I think after this she had to go back to the "Shop Floor as it was raided and shut down.  I don't know if this contributed to her current mental state or if she has always been this unstable. :unknown:

Offline finn5555

I heard somewhere that she used to run/maid at a brothel after being a WG. I think after this she had to go back to the "Shop Floor as it was raided and shut down.  I don't know if this contributed to her current mental state or if she has always been this unstable. :unknown:

Maybe when she was arrested she went off the rails  :unknown:

vorian

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Maybe when she was arrested she went off the rails  :unknown:

I wasn't sure of the full story,  I assume that she had perceived power over punters and WG's so when she lost this power, perhaps she tried to fill the void through an Internet persona. I'm surprised she doesn't do a ParisB and join mumsnet to use her knowledge to out punters. That would give her feeling of power and the false admiration of other women. It would fit in well with her schizophrenic  psychological make up.

Offline finn5555

The reality is she tried running a brothel and ended up being arrested. I have it from reliable sources she is hardly getting any bookings these days hence her prolific posting / touting on pro$$ienet  :wackogirl:

Offline mattylondon

The reality is she tried running a brothel and ended up being arrested. I have it from reliable sources she is hardly getting any bookings these days hence her prolific posting / touting on pro$$ienet  :wackogirl:
Sick? Yes, sick in head. He probably clashed with the sister skank's posting time.11000 posts of verbal diarrhea and counting, suggests the old bint ain't that busy. How can she ever have any customers? She posts so much.  Not unless she's perfected the art of sucking cock whilst making keystrokes!  :sarcastic:

Yes, arrested for being a pimp wasn't she? Can't mention that on %%%! And was a pimp in London and MK. She was kicked off UKP for hijacking threads and flooding them with shite, just like shes does on %%%, in addition to her hatred of men. And she really thinks that if JRC was in charge she'd still be here? !  Deluded cunt.  :rolleyes:

Prostitooter

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She was a decent shag when I met her about 5 years ago at Annabellas. Must have gone downhill since then.