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Author Topic: Chloe Kisses - Milton Keynes - WTF The cheeky bitch used a wet-wipe on my cock  (Read 23765 times)


2 review(s) for Chloe Kisses (0 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline finn5555

Big fat gingers need love too James though normally they are paying for it not getting paid for it

I don't think she is getting either  :sarcastic:

Over 15000 thread views god knows how much business she has lost because of this, deservedly!

Over 15000 thread views god knows how much business she has lost because of this, deservedly!

actually, as ever, UKP has done a great service.
Ive been meaning to go to MK to visit a girl and this monster was going to be the one taking my money.

dodged a bullet!!!!!!!!!!!

thanks fellas!

Offline SamLP

As the other review of Chloe is locked I will post this here. I was viewing ricky_harrow's review of MK Helen: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=79351.0 and of course as punters do checked out her profile. She has a few pics of a girl in her gallery that she does duos with and when reading her profile she states that she does duos with Chloe Kisses which leads me to believe that the pics are of her. You can see and make your own mind up about her size although I don't know how old the pictures are.

https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewGImage.asp?Image=5222958.jpg&SN=12&Description=Me+and+my+duo+partner+in+leather
https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewGImage.asp?Image=5222952.jpg&SN=12&Description=Me+and+my+duo+partner+in+PVC+
https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewGImage.asp?Image=5222953.jpg&SN=12&Description=Me+and+my+duo+partner+in+officewear

As the other review of Chloe is locked I will post this here. I was viewing ricky_harrow's review of MK Helen: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=79351.0 and of course as punters do checked out her profile. She has a few pics of a girl in her gallery that she does duos with and when reading her profile she states that she does duos with Chloe Kisses which leads me to believe that the pics are of her. You can see and make your own mind up about her size although I don't know how old the pictures are.

https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewGImage.asp?Image=5222958.jpg&SN=12&Description=Me+and+my+duo+partner+in+leather
https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewGImage.asp?Image=5222952.jpg&SN=12&Description=Me+and+my+duo+partner+in+PVC+
https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewGImage.asp?Image=5222953.jpg&SN=12&Description=Me+and+my+duo+partner+in+officewear

Good sleuthing there.  :hi:

Those two look like the Ricky Hatton's of prostitution. ie; should of retired long ago. 


Offline mh

OMG, Chloe is really big  :scare:


The only one of her own pics that comes anywhere close to showing that kind of size is this one taken from height:



I am most amused by the pic of a size label in her public gallery as if that is incontrovertible evidence. I have some costly clothes in my wardrobe that don't fit me but that I hope one day to wear again and can't bear to throw out. I've also bought trousers that fit perfectly, others that are far too loose and others still that are unbearably tight and impossible to wear - all with the same waist measurement.

Offline robbybox

To SamLP: Top notch detective work Holmes. From those teasing pictures I think personally that Chloe looks quite nice. Very nice breasts and in one of the pics a lovely smile. Although as you say not possible to establish how dated the pics are. Nevertheless it's made my mind up. I shall play the part of Dr. Watson, Holmes's man in situ to get close to the investigation and "report back to me the facts, Watson".
Only interested in one-to-one with Chloe though, absolutely zero interest in MKHelen.
Banning reason: White-knight

Offline mattylondon

The only one of her own pics that comes anywhere close to showing that kind of size is this one taken from height:



I am most amused by the pic of a size label in her public gallery as if that is incontrovertible evidence. I have some costly clothes in my wardrobe that don't fit me but that I hope one day to wear again and can't bear to throw out. I've also bought trousers that fit perfectly, others that are far too loose and others still that are unbearably tight and impossible to wear - all with the same waist measurement.
looks like a size 20 to me.

we all know clothes labels for women can be deliberately misleading. She's hardly the first and won't be the last to lie about that. The obvious thing to do is employ a reliable plan b and walk.

Honestly,  I feel sorry for the deluded old bag. It's a hard game and it can be easy knowing you passed your sell by date a decade or so ago.

Offline mh

Honestly,  I feel sorry for the deluded old bag. It's a hard game and it can be easy knowing you passed your sell by date a decade or so ago.

And yet there's clearly a place in the market for all shapes and sizes, so why conceal and mislead?  :unknown:

From those teasing pictures I think personally that Chloe looks quite nice. Very nice breasts and in one of the pics a lovely smile. Although as you say not possible to establish how dated the pics are. Nevertheless it's made my mind up. I shall play the part of Dr. Watson, Holmes's man in situ to get close to the investigation and "report back to me the facts, Watson".
Only interested in one-to-one with Chloe though, absolutely zero interest in MKHelen.

Online James999

And yet there's clearly a place in the market for all shapes and sizes, so why conceal and mislead?  :unknown:

That line get's rolled out a lot but it's clearly not correct, the market for fat / old women and mingers is very small, most agencies dont bother with them and in the parlour line up there are rarely many (if any) fat old women, yes guys may try the odd novelty fuck but if they get one client a week they are probably doing well  :hi:
« Last Edit: December 23, 2015, 02:51:06 PM by James999 »

Offline mh

That line get's rolled out a lot but it's clearly not correct, the market for fat / old women and mingers is very small, most agencies dont bother with them and in the parlour line up there are rarely many (if any) fat old women, yes guys may try the odd novelty fuck but if they get one client a week they are probably doing well  :hi:

Agencies and parlours are obviously going for the mass market, high client (and WG) turnover, but Indies can do what they like. Even 1 or 2 punters a week is a very nice benefits supplement.  :D

Offline Marmalade

That line get's rolled out a lot but it's clearly not correct, the market for fat / old women and mingers is very small, most agencies dont bother with them and in the parlour line up there are rarely many (if any) fat old women, yes guys may try the odd novelty fuck but if they get one client a week they are probably doing well  :hi:
Maybe why she's dropped her price to fifty quid fior the half hour. Photos of her tits on her private website look not bad but as she's a tech warrior 'who used a sock puppet to vadalise Bangers' review, it's a case of the negatives speaking louder than any benefit-of-doubt. Good sleuth work guys.

Offline vt

To SamLP: Top notch detective work Holmes. From those teasing pictures I think personally that Chloe looks quite nice. Very nice breasts and in one of the pics a lovely smile. Although as you say not possible to establish how dated the pics are. Nevertheless it's made my mind up. I shall play the part of Dr. Watson, Holmes's man in situ to get close to the investigation and "report back to me the facts, Watson".
Only interested in one-to-one with Chloe though, absolutely zero interest in MKHelen.

I assume you're talking about the pics in the PVC dress lifted from MKHelen's profile. Chloe was about that size when I last saw her when she ran MKEscorts in 2011/12, she had really let herself go as she thought she would never have to go back on the game again...but that all changed after her arrest...I've no idea what she's like now, though I doubt she's any slimmer.

'Lovely smile'...really? Bad teeth and orange-peel skin from smoking is what I recall. She also has that lisp speech impediment which I know she can't help, but could be considered cute or annoying, depending on your POV.

MKHelen looks infinitely better from this angle, even though she is far from a spring chicken as well. From all reports I've read and heard she's actually a genuinely nice woman, not a self-confessed 'gobby bitch' like Chloe, whose abrasive personality has led her into slanging matches and bitter disputes with punters & prossies alike...I imagine she tones that down for the benefit of clients, but knowing her true colours from my dealings with her puts me right off.

But I do look forward with interest to your first review!!   ;)

Offline robbybox

Hi vt.  :hi: Wow that's quite a put-down. It certainly has the potential to soften any pre-punt 'stiffy' I was beginning to develop. I think I did already mention in Quesadilla's recent review that it would be  more likely to be stale smoker's breath or nicotine stained teeth that would potentially put me off seeing Chloe than her curvy dress size. 
I'd be parting with 100 to 120 notes on a  punt with Chloe  ... but that is serious money ... and your honest POV has made me hesitant. I'm quite lucky in that I've had some really nice liasons in 2015 with English girls locally in the East Midlands and MK  ... affordable punts without having to spend silly money ... that have left me with a spring in my step ... so the thought all of a sudden of being brought crashing down to earth on a real downer, piss-poor experience and 120 notes wasted is now weighing heavily on my mind... and its started a seed of doubt. My good punts this year have been imo down to (a) the girls physically meeting my expectations ... no nasty surprises (b) the girls being friendly, not overly chatty, getting on with the job, but at the same time having the ability to dispel any initial air of awkwardness, (c) nice, comfy, cosy premises and nice bed  (d) seemingly enjoying herself too. If Chloe is able to do all of these things I'd rate her service well and report her fairly here no matter how others had found her. So the real question I have to ponder is 'has Chloe's length of time and experience in this game left her jaded, cynical,  and limited in her ability to fulfil the above' for me. Only one way to find out I suppose. But that's for the future in the new year. Right now there's the present at hand ... only one big fat bird I'm interested in sampling ... a succulent 12 pounder for Christmas Day with stuffing pigs-in-blankets and baked potatos.
Banning reason: White-knight

I'm quite lucky in that I've had some really nice liasons in 2015 with English girls locally in the East Midlands and MK  ... affordable punts without having to spend silly money ... that have left me with a spring in my step ... so the thought all of a sudden of being brought crashing down to earth on a real downer, piss-poor experience and 120 notes wasted is now weighing heavily on my mind... and its started a seed of doubt.
Well robbybox there is only one cure for this and it is to expose the perpetrator of your wasted money and write a review on the matter.  Getting it on paper is a well known cure for these matters.   :hi:

Offline mattylondon

Agencies and parlours are obviously going for the mass market, high client (and WG) turnover, but Indies can do what they like. Even 1 or 2 punters a week is a very nice benefits supplement.  :D
Very true but you're pretty much saying the same thing yourself. Agencies and parlours go for the mass market, which means most men. This is exactly what he's saying but what you've said is correct too. There's always some kind of market, even for fatties or women that most guys would agree are pig ugly. Men have their own reasons why some enjoy punting what the majority of people would consider 'ugly women'. If that wasn't the case, all the women on Adultwork or elsewhere would be hotties, rather than the vast majority, which in my opinion, are pretty average in looks but are prepared to put it out for a price...hence the interest from men with the means to pay.

Online James999

Just because there are fat ugly women on AW doesn't mean there's a demand for them, it simply means the Fat old women would like to get paid for sex, how often or rarely that happens is another matter.

If there was a demand for fat old women then they wouldn't need to hide the fact they were fat and old  :music:
« Last Edit: December 27, 2015, 11:21:25 AM by James999 »

Offline Jimmyredcab

Just because there are fat ugly women on AW doesn't mean there's a demand for them, it simply means the Fat old women would like to get paid for sex, how often or rarely that happens is another matter.

If there was a demand for fat old women then they wouldn't need to hide the fact they were fat and old  :music:

One of our members loves fat, ugly old women.    :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

Offline mattylondon

Just because there are fat ugly women on AW doesn't mean there's a demand for them, it simply means the Fat old women would like to get paid for sex, how often or rarely that happens is another matter.

If there was a demand for fat old women then they wouldn't need to hide the fact they were fat and old  :music:
Or hide the fat that they're clinically obese by substituting fat for 'BBW'. An American PC marketing term for a fat woman, regardless of whether she's facially pretty or not. As soon as I see BBW on any new profile, I move on. To each their own.

Fat, older women generally charge a lot less too, which is reflective of the fact that the demand for them isn't high. As you say, they just want to be paid for sex. Nothing wrong with that if some men are willing to pay. It would be cheaper to just pick one up by getting them a beer and a packet of Walkers crisps, on a night out. I suppose that some men are either not that confident or find it easier to pay them.

It doesn't bother me if this particular prossie is a size 18, 20 or even more. I just find it embarrassing that she feels the need to lie. As another punter has commented, she probably expected to 'retire' from whoring and become a pimp instead, so let herself go. She got arrested, so lost her income and could do fuck all else, so went back on the whoring game, a few dress sizes larger. Clearly isn't getting the customers if she had to drop her rates to £50. There will always be men who read this and enjoy the idea of a 'danger fuck'.

I have no time for punters who read negative reviews of a prossie beforehand, punt them and then bitch on moan. That's just a general point.
« Last Edit: December 27, 2015, 12:48:30 PM by mattylondon »

Offline NelsonH

Women over 40, who are a bit too big really, do have a market on AW.
Not as big a market as tight Romanians maybe.

Many trade quite sucessfully by using real photos:

https://www.adultwork.com/2826673

https://www.adultwork.com/2218841

https://www.adultwork.com/2847110

None of these suit me but each to his own.



2 review(s) found for EvaJayne linked to in above post (2 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

You're right, there's definitely a market for the larger ladies, there are a lot advertising on AW. Not my thing, but anybody old enough here to remember the exploits of the famous Miss Whiplash Lindi St. Clair from back in the 80s will know she was a blonde BBW whose top clients were celebrities and MPs  :D

Online James999

Judging by some of the reports of Chloes advancing years she may well have worked with that Linzi woman in the 80's  :music:

I saw Chloe a couple of times in 2008/2009. Back in those days she was slim and tight but not young. She's one of only two WG I've intentionally seen twice. Even back then I think she getting hassle in another forum for having misleading pictures on the Annabellas' website.

I remember a couple of good punts, even if in the first I failed to arise to the occasion. I do remember being handed gum to chew and that maybe she mentioned more of her home life than was a real turn-on, but two good punts.

Now however, and looking at those pictures - I wouldn't  :scare:

Offline vt

I saw Chloe a couple of times in 2008/2009. Back in those days she was slim and tight but not young. She's one of only two WG I've intentionally seen twice. Even back then I think she getting hassle in another forum for having misleading pictures on the Annabellas' website.

I remember a couple of good punts, even if in the first I failed to arise to the occasion. I do remember being handed gum to chew and that maybe she mentioned more of her home life than was a real turn-on, but two good punts.

Now however, and looking at those pictures - I wouldn't  :scare:

Just think of all that extra value you'll be getting...you'll get a whole lot more of Chloe for every £ you spend!!   :thumbsup:






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