Author Topic: Shanghai Massage - Newcastle  (Read 3900 times)

cuppatea

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Based on a couple of reviews I'd seen on here, I thought I'd try Shanghai out whilst I was in town and in the mood.

As stated in other reviews, the entrance is NOT discreet. My visit was made slightly awkward by the door being locked upon arrival so I nipped around the corner and phoned up to see if they were open. I got told yes, and the door will be unlocked. So went back around, and tried again. Still locked.

I began to walk away but the door suddenly unlocked and a lady popped her head out and I followed her inside.

Asked for one hour, £40

Was lead into a room and I got ready.

Face down, and a lady comes in, very quickly gives me a stroke on the bum as she walks to my head, and then begins the massage and checks how I am with the pressure. Honestly, great massage! Nothing sexual about it, but a proper firm, yet relaxing massage which lead to some swipes 20 minutes in before she whispered in my ear "Happy ending?" to which I obviously said yes!
Decided on B2B at £40 as little cuppatea was doing the thinking at this point, and this lady went to get "Young girl"

"Young girl" was late 30s at best. Off with her dress straight away to reveal a middle-aged woman body with a bit too much of a belly, and she made sure I could get to her boobs. Couple mins later she asked if I wanted her to take off her knickers, which I did. £10

NO. Politely declined.

She took them off anyway. So she was obviously just trying to get an extra £10 on the sly. Not sure how I feel about that tbh.

The B2B began. She got on top and did a little bit of rubbing for a few minutes, I started fingering her for a couple of minutes and then she moved away to get oil, and gave me a HE. HE itself was good, not rushed. But having read experiences of B2B, this was a huge disappointment

She cleaned me up, and then went to get the original lady who continued my massage. Had a shower and got out, looked at the clock and it was a good 15 minutes left of my time! Obviously at this point I don't want to be all oily again, and I've got what I came for. But I also came for an hours massage. Not impressed!

Overall:
Great massage
Bad B2B
Good HE

Would return and save a little £20 and not bother with the B2B

Rated as a negative due to B2B and being shortchanged on the time


Offline waynekerr600

Thanks for the review. They tried to short change me on time to which I pointed out at the time and the lady continued to the correct time.

I guess you got the older lady? The Chinese Basil Fawlty?



cuppatea

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Thanks for the review. They tried to short change me on time to which I pointed out at the time and the lady continued to the correct time.

I guess you got the older lady? The Chinese Basil Fawlty?

Yeah I should've checked before I went into the shower  :dash:

the masseuse was definitely into her late 40s, if not 50s - knew what she was doing though