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External Link/Members Only Following on from my failed punt with Lililou666 I moved the car down the road and for the punting phone out onto AW for an alternative ball emptying opportunities, always a mistake..
I will not get another window of opportunity till next Friday afternoon and I was gagging. So a quick perusal and not a lot of choice at short notice. I should have gone down the road to Chrissys Angels instead I rang a bloody Rom, one with decent feedback but a Rom nevertheless .
Anyway rang Katya and yes she was free in 30 minutes and would hold it for me. So it was in the Boulevard area of West Hull, not a nice place to be and 15 minutes away. Soon roaring down the Boulevard and decided to park it at the top near the flyover safer. I text Katya I had arrived and was directed towards a large ex school building converted to flats. A few pros work from this place, in fact I had my very first punt in here. Arrived at the door and pressed the flat number and pressed, text , rang and it went to answer phone. She had a punt now and blown me our even after taking the booking. Lying switching bunch of sergie controlled cheating twats I have really had enough of this shit. The walk of shame back to the car, garden I need a drink
As I turned the corner of the road back onto the Boulevard I was approached by an ugly looking bloke early 30stages asking for a cigarette, don't smoke mate sorry. This guy does not take no for answer and was blocking my path, he asked for money. 'Sorry don't carry money around mate ' and have said bet you have a phone.
Now it's make your mind up time
I was feeling threatened by him and his body language was telling me he was desperate, stunk of weed and his eyes where wide.
what do I do
1 . run like fuck remembering I am the wrong side of sixty and no athlete in fact
2. reason with him , give him money may be all I had and my punting phone to this twat ......
3. Hit the twat hard and when he goes down stick the boot in his nads.
so it's option 3 is it and he went down after two hits ( I can look after myself I learned the hard way ) and he got one in his balls for good measure. I just walked away to the car 90 seconds away turned round and he was on his feet again. I just drove away, why is my left hand swollen ffs
Punting is it friggin worth it !