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Author Topic: PA to a CEO.. have no idea what I'm doing.. HELP!  (Read 3057 times)

Hey everyone,

I recently got the job as a PA to well respected CEO of a large tech company. I book his meetings, and other bits and bobs. However, he has requested on some occasion than I source him some 'company' when he travels up and down the country. He's single. Always busy. I'm a bloke. I get it. Nothing wrong here.

But I have no idea what I'm doing.

He expects beautiful intelligent young ladies. Often in 3some type scenarios. And I'm struggling to source the quality I'd expect in his position. A lot of girls where heavy make up, fake tan, fake tits. etc. etc. I know every guy has his type. But he's not into that.

Maybe I'm looking for the holy grail escort the same way you are, but surely there's a gap between different resources for different 'classes' of escort?

Maybe I'm wrong?  :scare:

Help me understand gentlemen! Where do I go!?

Offline vorian

Hey everyone,

I recently got the job as a PA to well respected CEO of a large tech company. I book his meetings, and other bits and bobs. However, he has requested on some occasion than I source him some 'company' when he travels up and down the country. He's single. Always busy. I'm a bloke. I get it. Nothing wrong here.

But I have no idea what I'm doing.

He expects beautiful intelligent young ladies. Often in 3some type scenarios. And I'm struggling to source the quality I'd expect in his position. A lot of girls where heavy make up, fake tan, fake tits. etc. etc. I know every guy has his type. But he's not into that.

Maybe I'm looking for the holy grail escort the same way you are, but surely there's a gap between different resources for different 'classes' of escort?

Maybe I'm wrong?  :scare:

Help me understand gentlemen! Where do I go!?

An employment contract specialist, nothing wrong with punting but he should sort his own fun out. Not right to expect an employee to do it.
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

Offline Festisio

Sounds like a windup to me.

Do CEOs have male PAs?  Maybe, I guess.

But I reckon the OP is just after suggestions for himself, which is fine, but no need to dress it up with such sillyness.

such suspicion! :)

I'm gay.. my fantasy is in working for a man of power..  :thumbsup:
« Last Edit: March 06, 2014, 07:19:18 PM by telephone_man »

Offline LL

I'm gay.. my fantasy is in working for a man of power..  :thumbsup:
Your whole post is a fantasy.


Offline SirFrank

Sounds like your boss needs to employ an expensive punting expert to me. I am available on a part time basis for an obscene amount of money. I'll get him fucked sucked and whatever other shit takes his fancy. I can even arrange for a girl in Cardiff to stick uncooked spaghetti down his hogs eye - for a price of course.

If you are genuine then welcome to the board. Adultwork is where most independent girls advertise. Check it out and see what he fancies. Draw up a shortlist and come back to this forum to find out if there's any feedback on the girl in question. As a general rule of thumb don't book your guv'nor a bird with zero feedback. Not worth the risk
Banning reason: Shitstirring against admin on behalf of banned member

Offline SWLondon

Hey everyone,

I recently got the job as a PA to well respected CEO of a large tech company. I book his meetings, and other bits and bobs. However, he has requested on some occasion than I source him some 'company' when he travels up and down the country. He's single. Always busy. I'm a bloke. I get it. Nothing wrong here.

But I have no idea what I'm doing.

He expects beautiful intelligent young ladies. Often in 3some type scenarios. And I'm struggling to source the quality I'd expect in his position. A lot of girls where heavy make up, fake tan, fake tits. etc. etc. I know every guy has his type. But he's not into that.

Maybe I'm looking for the holy grail escort the same way you are, but surely there's a gap between different resources for different 'classes' of escort?

Maybe I'm wrong?  :scare:

Help me understand gentlemen! Where do I go!?


There are a number of 'models' in Soho.  They are exactly what your man is looking for, if you go up to one and explain your situation I imagine they will charge no more than £300 a day.

Offline SWLondon

Oh, and don't forget to ask for a receipt!  You don't want the CEO to lose out on expenses!

Roland D Hay

Most PA's know the difference between where, were and wear :hi:

Offline robs one

such suspicion! :)

I'm gay.. my fantasy is in working for a man of power..  :thumbsup:
And female? Blagger

 Didn't mean to offend anyone...

I appreciate the advice that has been given. Thanks.

Online vt

Sounds like a windup to me.

Do CEOs have male PAs?  Maybe, I guess.

But I reckon the OP is just after suggestions for himself, which is fine, but no need to dress it up with such sillyness.

+1

Offline Jerboa

Does your boss expect you to shag the hookers for him too?

Offline Daffodil

The OP is a fantasist and should fuck off  :hi:

Offline seeker

Here's somec advice .....Fuck off  :music:
I'm sure a ceo in a well known tec company would tell his pa that he's a punter ....here's the advice again if you missed it the first time .
Fuck off

Offline CBPaul

If it's the 0.1% chance that the OP is for real, ask your boss for examples of which WGs he's had the pleasure of, you'll get an idea of his tastes.

If it's the 75% chance the OP is a troll, go fuck yourself up the arse with a fence post.

If it's the 24.9% chance that the boss is winding up the gay PA, book him a real class A dirty whore, massive fake jubblies, fake tan, botox lips etc and get her to dress a slutty as possible - tits popping out, muff almost on show. Ask her to walk in reception and announce, loudly, 'blow job and hard doggy pounding over the desk for Mr .......'

Obviously insert the boss's name into .......
Ask if she was to his taste or if he prefers something more subtle.
You will be fired though.


Online vt

If it's the 0.1% chance that the OP is for real, ask your boss for examples of which WGs he's had the pleasure of, you'll get an idea of his tastes.

If it's the 75% chance the OP is a troll, go fuck yourself up the arse with a fence post.

If it's the 24.9% chance that the boss is winding up the gay PA, book him a real class A dirty whore, massive fake jubblies, fake tan, botox lips etc and get her to dress a slutty as possible - tits popping out, muff almost on show. Ask her to walk in reception and announce, loudly, 'blow job and hard doggy pounding over the desk for Mr .......'

Obviously insert the boss's name into .......
Ask if she was to his taste or if he prefers something more subtle.
You will be fired though.


That last idea is pure class!!  :lol:

Offline Gordo987

Sounds like a windup to me.

Do CEOs have male PAs?  Maybe, I guess.

But I reckon the OP is just after suggestions for himself, which is fine, but no need to dress it up with such sillyness.

I was never a CEO, but I did have a PA. She was female, cute, had a really sexy arse and she sometimes provided me with 'company'  :cool:
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Offline Ali Katt

CEOs have no problem finding fanny.

Offline Gordo987

CEOs have no problem finding fanny.

Agreed. Neither does anyone else who has ever punted.  :rolleyes:
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Hey everyone,

I recently got the job as a PA to well respected CEO of a large tech company. I book his meetings, and other bits and bobs. However, he has requested on some occasion than I source him some 'company' when he travels up and down the country. He's single. Always busy. I'm a bloke. I get it. Nothing wrong here.

But I have no idea what I'm doing.

He expects beautiful intelligent young ladies. Often in 3some type scenarios. And I'm struggling to source the quality I'd expect in his position. A lot of girls where heavy make up, fake tan, fake tits. etc. etc. I know every guy has his type. But he's not into that.

Maybe I'm looking for the holy grail escort the same way you are, but surely there's a gap between different resources for different 'classes' of escort?

Maybe I'm wrong?  :scare:

Help me understand gentlemen! Where do I go!?



Oh, just go and have a wank somewhere and then fuck off.

Offline Ali Katt

Agreed. Neither does anyone else who has ever punted.  :rolleyes:
:lol: That's going in one liners of the week.

Offline wristjob

Ask for a research budget. £500 a week should do it - let you try 3/4 girls and weed out the rubbish. oh wait a min, you are gay. Hmmmm, you're gay, free escorts, I have a car.....



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