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Tantric Alexandra, there’s a new FBSM team in town … or at least in Edgware! During an idle afternoon last month, browsing online, I came across a super-slick website highlighting FBSM in Edgware. I then found a UKP
review by Nace95 on Alice at this joint … which left Mona, and a veritable TOFTT to be done …
Link:External Link/Members OnlyLogistics:Working in NW London on a day last month, I texted a request for an hour’s
Misstery Ultimate massage, i.e.
“BODY TO BODY MASSAGE – NAKED” with Mona. A polite texted reply offered the requested SP, session and timeslot, but asked that I call to confirm. I called … and a most personable and professional receptionist answered (whom I later understood is the boss-lady of
Misstery Massage) … after confirming, she texted the postcode with instruction to call again on arrival for precise directions. Super-slick indeed.
Location:Mona works from a ground floor flat, a minute’s walk west of Queensbury tube station … there is free parking on side roads. The flat is directly off the main road, near the roundabout and opposite public green area … altogether somewhat exposed and indiscreet.
Indoors, the bedroom is an immaculate FBSM set-up … massage table or mattress-on-floor, and both prepped with towel and tissue … candles and tealights … music and mirrors (at vertical at head-end and face-on, plus horizontal alongside one flank) … pristine shower facilities … altogether top-notch.
Looks:Mona could very well be the SP in the photos below …
Hidden Image/Members Only Hidden Image/Members Only Hidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members Only Hidden Image/Members Only Hidden Image/Members Only… but I can’t be sure. The hair and physique are spot-on, but of course the face is blurred. Either way, Mona is a handsome honey … blonde locks, but tied in high ponytail … standing 5’5” with a Size 8 frame … svelte and lithesome, toned and tight … 32B teardrop tits and peachy posterior … a discerning mark is her tattoo script over her right shoulder blade.
Mona is in her late 20s … from Russia, she’s been in London for the last 7yrs … initially in a traditional profession, but busy with FBSM for the last 3yrs. Her English is thus excellent … with jokes/banter aplenty, as well as juicy gossip about her Edgware FBSM rivals!
Services:Mona welcomed me through the front door, wearing a tight LBD and a wide smile. I followed her through the flat …marveling at her purposeful shashay. In the bedroom, we reconfirmed my need for B2B … she requested the expected £80, which was ready in my back pocket … as Mona popped out to stash the cash, she asked me to undress.
I was naked and horny on Mona’s return … she ignored my bobbing semi-erection, and asked me to lie supine on the mattress. I did so, uncomfortably pushing my boner down between my splayed legs. I then watched Mona, reflected in the vertical mirror before my face, dim the light and slip elegantly out of her dress … a truly stunning figure, not at all relaxing my pesky hardon!
Mona offered a soft or hard massage … I opted for hard, and she settled alongside my left leg … beginning a worthy hand massage with hot oil over my left calf, hams and glute … including ouch-stretchy knee bends (heel-to-ass). As we enjoyed reflected face-to-face banter, Mona repeated the same over my right lower limb. She then kneeled between my spread-eagle for fulsome fondling of my butt … using fingers, palms, forearms and elbows … extending such massage up over my back to my nape and shoulders … morphing into beautiful B2B … indeed beautiful to watch in the mirror alongside us.
Mona’s body is made for B2B … her all soft and firm parts … including her soft tits and belly, her firm thighs and legs, her puffy pussy and toned tush … I especially loved her slip-slidey agility, and novel thigh/ankle manoeuvres. Alas, there were no CC swipes or reach-unders. Moreover, I discovered that B2B is only undertaken on your back, and Mona doesn’t do the same on your front. I asked about ‘tantric’ (whatever that means!), and Mona explained she doesn’t offer this under
Misstery Massage, but has delivered tantric massage elsewhere … she then proceeded to sensually breathe over my back, nape and ears, brushing her lips along my skin … trying to show me what she doesn't do! Yep … I think YMMV with this one with return visits!
At 45mins on the dot, as I spotted on a digital clock display, Mona asked me to turn over. Now prone, my soft cock started rising in anticipation … as Mona knelt facing me and alongside my right knee … out of reach to my right hand, bar her knees and thighs, which I caressed. Now, Mona poured hot oil over my cock, balls, thighs and belly … and straight way slipped into hasty HR. Not the edging lingam massage that I adore, but more a slow-to-frantic wank … unvaried and unduly slippery, making me a tad asensate … although this usefully made me last for an age! After the inevitable explosion in Mona’s hands, she wound me down and wet-wiped me clean … and promptly popped out to wash her hands.
On speedy return, Mona had a rolled towel in her hand … a signal to get up and get showered. She duly led me to the bathroom, which already had the shower running hot. I then returned to the empty bedroom ... and started dressing up alone, although Mona, now unfortunately wrapped in a towel, joined a minute later … we joked and gossiped some more. At the front door, a double kiss … and a hopeful plan to see eachother again … and I was back outside after 63mins.
Conclusion:Mona delivered a slick massage with slick HR … in a slick set-up … via a slick website. I liked it … and indeed I liked her.
Positive, for sure. I know I’ll be back, as I already intend to try
Misstery Massage’s other offerings with Mona … maybe
Slide (nuru),
Bubbles (soapy) and/or
Doubled (with her partner, Alice).