Author Topic: Mona at missterymassage (TOFTT: FBSM, HR) in HA8 (Queensbury)  (Read 4351 times)

Offline tantraman

Step back Masha Massage and Tantric Alexandra, there’s a new FBSM team in town … or at least in Edgware! During an idle afternoon last month, browsing online, I came across a super-slick website highlighting FBSM in Edgware. I then found a UKP review by Nace95 on Alice at this joint …  which left Mona, and a veritable TOFTT to be done …


Link:

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Logistics:

Working in NW London on a day last month, I texted a request for an hour’s Misstery Ultimate massage, i.e. “BODY TO BODY MASSAGE – NAKED” with Mona. A polite texted reply offered the requested SP, session and timeslot, but asked that I call to confirm. I called … and a most personable and professional receptionist answered (whom I later understood is the boss-lady of Misstery Massage) … after confirming, she texted the postcode with instruction to call again on arrival for precise directions. Super-slick indeed.


Location:

Mona works from a ground floor flat, a minute’s walk west of Queensbury tube station … there is free parking on side roads. The flat is directly off the main road, near the roundabout and opposite public green area … altogether somewhat exposed and indiscreet.

Indoors, the bedroom is an immaculate FBSM set-up … massage table or mattress-on-floor, and both prepped with towel and tissue … candles and tealights … music and mirrors (at vertical at head-end and face-on, plus horizontal alongside one flank) … pristine shower facilities … altogether top-notch.


Looks:

Mona could very well be the SP in the photos below …

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… but I can’t be sure. The hair and physique are spot-on, but of course the face is blurred. Either way, Mona is a handsome honey … blonde locks, but tied in high ponytail … standing 5’5” with a Size 8 frame … svelte and lithesome, toned and tight … 32B teardrop tits and peachy posterior … a discerning mark is her tattoo script over her right shoulder blade.

Mona is in her late 20s … from Russia, she’s been in London for the last 7yrs … initially in a traditional profession, but busy with FBSM for the last 3yrs. Her English is thus excellent … with jokes/banter aplenty, as well as juicy gossip about her Edgware FBSM rivals!


Services:

Mona welcomed me through the front door, wearing a tight LBD and a wide smile. I followed her through the flat …marveling at her purposeful shashay. In the bedroom, we reconfirmed my need for B2B … she requested the expected £80, which was ready in my back pocket … as Mona popped out to stash the cash, she asked me to undress.

I was naked and horny on Mona’s return … she ignored my bobbing semi-erection, and asked me to lie supine on the mattress. I did so, uncomfortably pushing my boner down between my splayed legs. I then watched Mona, reflected in the vertical mirror before my face, dim the light and slip elegantly out of her dress … a truly stunning figure, not at all relaxing my pesky hardon!

Mona offered a soft or hard massage … I opted for hard, and she settled alongside my left leg … beginning a worthy hand massage with hot oil over my left calf, hams and glute … including ouch-stretchy knee bends (heel-to-ass). As we enjoyed reflected face-to-face banter, Mona repeated the same over my right lower limb. She then kneeled between my spread-eagle for fulsome fondling of my butt … using fingers, palms, forearms and elbows … extending such massage up over my back to my nape and shoulders … morphing into beautiful B2B … indeed beautiful to watch in the mirror alongside us.

Mona’s body is made for B2B … her all soft and firm parts … including her soft tits and belly, her firm thighs and legs, her puffy pussy and toned tush … I especially loved her slip-slidey agility, and novel thigh/ankle manoeuvres. Alas, there were no CC swipes or reach-unders. Moreover, I discovered that B2B is only undertaken on your back, and Mona doesn’t do the same on your front. I asked about ‘tantric’ (whatever that means!), and Mona explained she doesn’t offer this under Misstery Massage, but has delivered tantric massage elsewhere … she then proceeded to sensually breathe over my back, nape and ears, brushing her lips along my skin … trying to show me what she doesn't do! Yep … I think YMMV with this one with return visits!

At 45mins on the dot, as I spotted on a digital clock display, Mona asked me to turn over. Now prone, my soft cock started rising in anticipation … as Mona knelt facing me and alongside my right knee … out of reach to my right hand, bar her knees and thighs, which I caressed. Now, Mona poured hot oil over my cock, balls, thighs and belly … and straight way slipped into hasty HR. Not the edging lingam massage that I adore, but more a slow-to-frantic wank … unvaried and unduly slippery, making me a tad asensate … although this usefully made me last for an age! After the inevitable explosion in Mona’s hands, she wound me down and wet-wiped me clean … and promptly popped out to wash her hands.

On speedy return, Mona had a rolled towel in her hand … a signal to get up and get showered. She duly led me to the bathroom, which already had the shower running hot. I then returned to the empty bedroom ... and started dressing up alone, although Mona, now unfortunately wrapped in a towel, joined a minute later … we joked and gossiped some more. At the front door, a double kiss … and a hopeful plan to see eachother again … and I was back outside after 63mins.


Conclusion:

Mona delivered a slick massage with slick HR … in a slick set-up …  via a slick website. I liked it … and indeed I liked her. Positive, for sure. I know I’ll be back, as I already intend to try Misstery Massage’s other offerings with Mona … maybe Slide (nuru), Bubbles (soapy) and/or Doubled (with her partner, Alice).

« Last Edit: July 25, 2019, 01:03:05 am by tantraman »

Offline aae

Great reporting as alaways Tantraman :hi:

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Thanks for review.

Presentation of establishment seems to have similar style to GrandMassage place just reviewed.  Likely there's a "new" operation in town.

Offline tantraman

Presentation of establishment seems to have similar style to GrandMassage place just reviewed.  Likely there's a "new" operation in town.

Well spotted, LLP :hi: ... you're as perspicacious as ever!

Yes, Mona mentioned that she herself had worked at Grand Massage (External Link/Members Only), which is actually run by the same boss-lady of Misstery Massage. There seems to be much respect for the owner, who seems to properly look after her SPs at both venues. As the boss-lady also acts as receptionist for both her sites, I found her to have the most professional and personable phone manner too.

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Offline Banana100

Hei Tantraman, how would you compare her to Olivia of Romford?
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Offline tantraman

Hei Tantraman, how would you compare her to Olivia of Romford?

Sorry, Banana100 ... I'm afraid I've not yet had the pleasure of Olivia in order to compare. I'm rarely ever in East London, but have Olivia in my FBSM-sights if ever out there.

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