External Link/Members OnlyIn Gateshead yesterday
Fancied a massage but a four handed one.
Gave these girls a message/ call
Messages very good
Call she sounded perfect/ soft voice good English
Asked about ages 29 and 33 slim build and Russian one blonde and one brunette is what I am told .....
Dick prances to attention and off I plod
Once I got there there was a little wait for them to answer the phone for the door number
However once I got the door number I was ushered up to the top of the 3 flights of stairs by some old fat bird
Once we got there I said I was told there’s two slim girls aged 29 and 33 ?!??!!!???
She said she was 33 and shouted on another fat bird that was supposed to be 29
Now I hadn’t been drinking but these granny’s where definitely the 50’s and at least a size 16/18
When I said no you ain’t touching me they got very angry and called me a wanker
I turned and laughed and said I’d rather have a wank then let them touch me
Hmmmmm that did go down well