Hanna - London Royal Massage - Crawford St, W1

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I’d been intending to give this outfit a try for some time, not least because, they always have some very fit, mostly Polish girls working for them. They rent a room at both Elements in Crawford Street & Bliss in Gray’s Inn Road, as did their predecessors London Sensual B2B/London Heaven Massage – probably same ownership but with a second name change.

I booked an hour last week with Hannah at Elements & I was pleased to see that she is indeed very fit, a slim size 8 with 34C tits. Fixed price extras here are shown on the weby & I told her that I wanted an hour with B2B. She asked for the money up front - fair play - so I offered her the £110, only to be told that it didn’t include any touching - WTF? Touching is an extra £20! With a touch of sarcasm I asked “how can you massage me without touching?” I should have walked & called her bluff but with the thought of her naked body sliding over mine I succumbed, but without paying the £20 touching surcharge as a matter of principle.

The atmosphere for the first 15 minutes was a little frosty with me silently fuming at the blatant pricing stitch-up (I'd be interested to know if the other girls here are imposing the touching tax). The massage was carried out in a small en suite room with a crappy couch - their usual room was out of commission due to the broken shower. Massage was centred mainly on the butt & legs but with little or no sensuality – no RUs or CCs. She then climbed aboard for some nice body slides but when the turnover came her feet remained firmly on the floor, so no more B2B. 

Things got more interesting when she started to tackle the tackle. I had to slow her down a few times as I thought maybe she was assuming incorrectly that I wanted two pops. From then on I got her to follow my instructions & tbf her HJ technique was excellent. I was handed some paper towel to clean myself up while she popped into the shower. When she reappeared she told me there were 15 minutes left so there were more failed attempts to get me a second pop. Door to door was 55 minutes which included two 2 showers for me & one for Hanna.

So I left after what was a pretty uninspiring massage except for the HJ, though she did ask me a couple of times early on if it was ok. Probably the first B2B massage I've had without being allowed to touch the masseuse

[tantraman]

... They rent a room at both Elements in Crawford Street & Bliss in Gray’s Inn Road ...

Ah, the latter is where rinathaimassage (Sensual Massage, HR) in WC1X (Clerkenwell) is ... and now I know whom those bored and unoccupied EE girls were ...

... A bored EE-accented receptionist pointed me downstairs, when I asked after Rina … and before descending, I passed an open massage room, where a pretty and presumably EE masseuse was unoccupied and tapping on her mobile ... another time!

[Indianaj37]

Stick with Rina, this lot are bred and useless

[LLPunting]

Stick with Rina, this lot are bred and useless

Some reviews to substantiate your opinions?

[Sheraton]

Hard luck OP.  About 3 years ago, I  walked out on this outfit when one of their girls was working in a rented room near Grays Inn Road.  The girl I saw was overweight and her profile was heavily photo shopped.  Luckily, the receptionist was also working and I had a nice massage and HE from her instead ;-) 

[Mark1]

I visited this place a few time, that was before I found this site. There were a couple of women that worked there at time that were really, really good (both I would go as far to say are in my top five of all time) but they didn't work there for very long. I carried on seeing both of them, but they have since stopped working totally now. I have not been back there since then, hence no reviews from me on here. One thing I do remember was that they had an offer on (something like you got a stamp and the sixth or seventh massage was free) the management weren't very happy about it, I did get the free massage in the end but only after a very long phone-call.