Author Topic: Sue Ebony massage Croydon - Surreal experience  (Read 4840 times)

Offline Joran

I was in the need of a massage and I found an ad for Sue in Croydon. A mixed feelings experience, which was really odd and surreal at moments.

Link
I initially found the ad on Gumtree but I cannot to find the ad anymore. I found this other ad on freeadsz which contains a picture of her
External Link/Members Only

Communication
Phone call, she answered promptly and we agreed on time

Location
10 minutes walk from either East Croydon or West Croydon Station. The place is a rundown. You have to enter into a common garden which gives access to different houses. Number is not clear in the door. Some neighbours were hanging out in the common garden. Two guys smoking weed in garden area... Her apartment is small and not very tidy. She has a massage table in her bedroom.

Sue
She is the woman from the picture, but the picture looks like it has been taken years ago. She looks nice. She received me with a skirt and a top.

The massage
Sue received me in her apartment. I apologised for the confusion (it was a bit difficult finding her place) and she invited me to goto her room. Sue was in the room while I undressed. She exited the room at some point and came back promptly before I could fully undress. She told me I could take all my clothes (referring to my underwear) while she was standing there watching. It felt a bit odd.  She chats a bit during the massage. She told me she used to run her own massage business and that she has been in the profession for around 20 years. Once in the massage table she covered me with a cloth that she used to create a really nice sensation when removing it slowly. She repeated that two or three times. Then she started with massage, which she can do quite strong if required. She started in the back and shoulders. During this part of the massage she reached the lower part of my back while standing in front of the massage table, which led to unavoidably place her breasts on top of my head. She then moved to massage my legs, there were not sensual strokes, however, once or twice her hands ended up touching my genitals briefly. I am unsure if that was intentional or not. She asked me to turn so she could massage my front. She massaged my chest and continued by massaging the side of my torso. She did this by following the line of the external abdominal oblique muscle, which leads to the genital area. By then I had an obvious erection which made the cloth I was covered in look like a camping tent on top of my genital area. She ignored the erection and continued massaging the legs. Sue then told me the massage had finished and asked me if I was ok. I apologised for the erection and asked if she offered anything else to help with the problem. She said no, but she would give me some time for myself. I did not feel like masturbating there so I waited for the erection to go down. She came back a couple of times to ask me if I was ok. In the end, I decided to get dressed and leave. Here it comes the odd part. While I was putting my underwear on I heard her come, she approached me from behind, grabbed my dick and started masturbating me. She told me to recline against the massage table. This was a bit weird because I was facing a wall with a poster with her previous massage business and a picture of herself holding a graduation diploma while I was getting a handjob from behind. While she was masturbating me, she was mumbling something. I do not know if I was too horny, or if the situation was too odd, but the handjob actually felt quite nice. I had an amazing orgasm. She told me she does not usually do that (I am sure that she says that to everybody). I gave her 20 for the extra, although she did not request anything. She told me if I come again, she would give me discount for the massage price, so I am guessing she must not be very busy. She made me drink a glass of water to eliminate the toxins before I could leave.

Conclusion
Nice massage with an ebony woman and nice but odd happy ending. However, there are some cons to it. It does not look certain that you would get a happy ending and the execution of it seems a bit surreal. The place is not very tidy and it is quite a rundown. Not the most discreet place either. I rate it as a neutral but borderline to negative, mostly because the orgasm I had was really good. I would only recommend to the most adventurous.
« Last Edit: July 22, 2019, 08:51:11 pm by Joran »

Offline peter jb

I visited sue couple of times in 2 previous venues in croydon, probably 5 years ago - both being absolute tips ! - she seems to just throw things on floor !
She actually can deliver a really good massage - ask for the lomi lomi @£60 , and HR is included . Others have said on here that they got her topless, naked and more . I think it depends on her mood / finances.
Just beware she is apt to send you unsolicited text or whatsapp messages asking you to return . If she operated out of a nice clean flat in good area with free parking I might be tempted to return .

Offline TescoTescoAsda

I was in the need of a massage and I found an ad for Sue in Croydon. A mixed feelings experience, which was really odd and surreal at moments.

Link
I initially found the ad on Gumtree but I cannot to find the ad anymore. I found this other ad on freeadsz which contains a picture of her
External Link/Members Only

Communication
Phone call, she answered promptly and we agreed on time

Location
10 minutes walk from either East Croydon or West Croydon Station. The place is a rundown. You have to enter into a common garden which gives access to different houses. Number is not clear in the door. Some neighbours were hanging out in the common garden. Two guys smoking weed in garden area... Her apartment is small and not very tidy. She has a massage table in her bedroom.

Sue
She is the woman from the picture, but the picture looks like it has been taken years ago. She looks nice. She received me with a skirt and a top.

The massage
Sue received me in her apartment. I apologised for the confusion (it was a bit difficult finding her place) and she invited me to goto her room. Sue was in the room while I undressed. She exited the room at some point and came back promptly before I could fully undress. She told me I could take all my clothes (referring to my underwear) while she was standing there watching. It felt a bit odd.  She chats a bit during the massage. She told me she used to run her own massage business and that she has been in the profession for around 20 years. Once in the massage table she covered me with a cloth that she used to create a really nice sensation when removing it slowly. She repeated that two or three times. Then she started with massage, which she can do quite strong if required. She started in the back and shoulders. During this part of the massage she reached the lower part of my back while standing in front of the massage table, which led to unavoidably place her breasts on top of my head. She then moved to massage my legs, there were not sensual strokes, however, once or twice her hands ended up touching my genitals briefly. I am unsure if that was intentional or not. She asked me to turn so she could massage my front. She massaged my chest and continued by massaging the side of my torso. She did this by following the line of the external abdominal oblique muscle, which leads to the genital area. By then I had an obvious erection which made the cloth I was covered in look like a camping tent on top of my genital area. She ignored the erection and continued massaging the legs. Sue then told me the massage had finished and asked me if I was ok. I apologised for the erection and asked if she offered anything else to help with the problem. She said no, but she would give me some time for myself. I did not feel like masturbating there so I waited for the erection to go down. She came back a couple of times to ask me if I was ok. In the end, I decided to get dressed and leave. Here it comes the odd part. While I was putting my underwear on I heard her come, she approached me from behind, grabbed my dick and started masturbating me. She told me to recline against the massage table. This was a bit weird because I was facing a wall with a poster with her previous massage business and a picture of herself holding a graduation diploma while I was getting a handjob from behind. While she was masturbating me, she was mumbling something. I do not know if I was too horny, or if the situation was too odd, but the handjob actually felt quite nice. I had an amazing orgasm. She told me she does not usually do that (I am sure that she says that to everybody). I gave her 20 for the extra, although she did not request anything. She told me if I come again, she would give me discount for the massage price, so I am guessing she must not be very busy. She made me drink a glass of water to eliminate the toxins before I could leave.

Conclusion
Nice massage with an ebony woman and nice but odd happy ending. However, there are some cons to it. It does not look certain that you would get a happy ending and the execution of it seems a bit surreal. The place is not very tidy and it is quite a rundown. Not the most discreet place either. I rate it as a neutral but borderline to negative, mostly because the orgasm I had was really good. I would only recommend to the most adventurous.

Bubble butt?  Do you think she would allow groping?

Offline Joran

As Peter jb said, she sends unsolicited texts, which may be a problem.

Answering to the last post, I did not have a good look neither I felt her ass as to judge if it is bubble but.

To answer some private messages that I have received, and may be of public interest:I am unsure if there is more on offer with Sue. It looks it may be for some people according to peter jb message. I did not enquire if she offers anything else. I was quite shocked at the development of the meeting. So after the handjob, she talked something about toxins. I just sat in the chair, drank the water as instructed and left.

Offline NickA

I have seen Sue a few times on and off going back three years or so.

My first time with her was the same as yours. The initial HJ refusal followed by a wank from behind while I stood up. I think the trick is to pay the extra upfront and say you want a sensual massage.

That place she's in now is a toilet. At least her old gaff was a bit better.

Sue is hard work. She's Gambian and claims to be very religious. The muttering you heard was probably her begging for forgiveness from the Good Lord. I've heard similar. She really is a YMMV provider and in recent times has become strictly HJs only.

There was a brief period a couple of years ago when she started going topless and once naked during the massage. I had fully naked B2B from her once, and was allowed access to all areas. It was extremely intimate and made me worry that I should have bought a condom .

But this was a one-off and because I think she was in the mood. She explained she'd not had sex for a couple of years and wasn't sure if "my pussy still works" - her words. I was invited to see if it did. It was fully functioning, and the good Lord allowed her to become soaking wet. I had three fingers inside her, but her clitoris was too sensitive for prolonged touching. She also wanted me to massage her and briefly sucked the head of my cock while I was stood over her.

I went to see her again a couple of weeks later and she denied ever being naked, doing B2B, etc. I started laughing when she began shouting "No one touch my pussy! No one touch my pussy!" I completely understand if she didn't want to do the same again, but to claim it never happened. Incidentally, money was not the issue. I had £40 for all the extra on top of the standard massage fee. And offered the same again. But she refused.

She's very conflicted about doing sexual stuff - she claims she hates it, but she's very good at handling an erect cock - but I also think she's a compulsive liar.

Offline sparkus

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And this review my friends, is why we do what we do  :drinks:

Could do with adding to the ebony massage thread though.
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Offline Pablo_Escobar

After reading these reviews.... i don't feel so bad after experiencing a similar session with her.

I too didn't get anything during the massage... but whilst i was getting dressed, she came back into the room with a drink of water and started to squeeze my arse cheeks.... i literally stopped getting dressed, she then grabbed my cock and proceeded to wank me off... but not from behind.... she let me face her. This was strange as she was still clothed (her tshirt she had massaged in was wet with the oil so I could see her tit outline) which helped me get back into the mood. She said no touching..... and wanked me off. Just as i was going to come she said onto my tshirt pls. So i did as instructed, she quickly turned away and walked off (i guess to the bathroom to remove her top). She returned some mins later in a new top and asking if i was now refreshed. It was surreal.

Her place is a total dump..... in fact she told me there were some other girls there for 'other things' from time to time. She is an odd person and txt me from time to time to ask when i'll be back (totally unsolicted) telling me she's in a nicer place. But from what i read.... doesnt sound like it. My experience was maybe 1 year ago.


Offline Chivvy

In her ad  she offers facial for £30 extra !

Offline NickA

After reading these reviews.... i don't feel so bad after experiencing a similar session with her.

I too didn't get anything during the massage... but whilst i was getting dressed, she came back into the room with a drink of water and started to squeeze my arse cheeks.... i literally stopped getting dressed, she then grabbed my cock and proceeded to wank me off... but not from behind.... she let me face her. This was strange as she was still clothed (her tshirt she had massaged in was wet with the oil so I could see her tit outline) which helped me get back into the mood. She said no touching..... and wanked me off. Just as i was going to come she said onto my tshirt pls. So i did as instructed, she quickly turned away and walked off (i guess to the bathroom to remove her top). She returned some mins later in a new top and asking if i was now refreshed. It was surreal.

Her place is a total dump..... in fact she told me there were some other girls there for 'other things' from time to time. She is an odd person and txt me from time to time to ask when i'll be back (totally unsolicted) telling me she's in a nicer place. But from what i read.... doesnt sound like it. My experience was maybe 1 year ago.

Was this at her flat in South Croydon? She was raunchier there than she is now. She answered the door to me naked once and made me stand with her, also naked, while she boiled a kettle for the warm cloth she used. Both bollock naked in that shit-hole of a flat. I got an erection with the weird kinkiness of it all - and she started laughing and getting all coy - "What is happening!? Why your dick so big?!" I swear she is properly crazy. Saw her two weeks later: clothes on, not a hint of filth, and grumbled about giving me a handjob. Like a different person.

Offline sirlean

In her ad  she offers facial for £30 extra !

I would assume that means a proper facial as apposed to what you are thinking!!

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Offline Jondon69

I dont suppose anyone has seen her recently??

Ive been trying her phone and it seems to be off.

Offline xanthos

She's put a fresh ad up on viva, I'm half tempted to go see her again, the massage side of it was pretty good when I last went a couple of years ago.

I didn't get the happy ending I was hoping for but for £60 for the hour it was ok.

Offline sonyvaio

I never saw her, but she used send some right weird video clips and messages on Whatsapp - but yes sometimes it felt like 2 different people

Offline Jondon69

She's put a fresh ad up on viva, I'm half tempted to go see her again, the massage side of it was pretty good when I last went a couple of years ago.

I didn't get the happy ending I was hoping for but for £60 for the hour it was ok.

I dont suppose you can post the link mate... ive had a look and cant seem to find her on there

Offline Pablo_Escobar

@ Nick A - it was in Croydon... I just cannot recall the exact location. I know it was past that crazy golf/dragons quest place.... i know for sure i drove past that and then maybe 5 mins from there. The place was above/next to some shitty newsagents on a main rd. It was a total dive.

The kettle thing is funny you say that. She told me a story of a bloke who asked for a drink once, she went off to make it and when she returned he was trying to put on some of her clothes she had left in the room he was in. WTF!

I personally will avoid this nutter... the unsolicited messages almost got me in some trouble once upon a time. She's defo trouble.


Offline xanthos

I dont suppose you can post the link mate... ive had a look and cant seem to find her on there

My bad... Gumtree ad..

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Offline NickA

@ Nick A - it was in Croydon... I just cannot recall the exact location. I know it was past that crazy golf/dragons quest place.... i know for sure i drove past that and then maybe 5 mins from there. The place was above/next to some shitty newsagents on a main rd. It was a total dive.

The kettle thing is funny you say that. She told me a story of a bloke who asked for a drink once, she went off to make it and when she returned he was trying to put on some of her clothes she had left in the room he was in. WTF!

I personally will avoid this nutter... the unsolicited messages almost got me in some trouble once upon a time. She's defo trouble.


I saw her in a different flat to you. She gets rehoused by the council every so often. She comes across as scatty and disorganised but she’s shrewd when she wants to be. She flies back to Gambia twice a year with suitcases of stuff - clothes, cosmetics - to sell. The racy texts are usually a sign that she’s planning a trip and needs fast cash. I nearly fucked her because she bombarded me with messages offering a more erotic service. It worked. I took the bait. Wonder how many others did. I didn’t even fancy her but the weirdness and novelty of a big African girl got the better of me  :D
« Last Edit: August 02, 2019, 08:59:08 am by NickA »

Offline Jondon69

Lads has anyone got her number... the gumtree add requires you to have a log in which i dont have.. anyone want to help a brother out??

Offline peter jb

07810556515.  - but she often will text you out of blue  asking you to return !!

Offline Jondon69

07810556515.  - but she often will text you out of blue  asking you to return !!

Cheers mate