External Link/Members OnlyCost: 150/hr - except i was only there < 20 minutes
Location: Near Spitalfields. Social housing complex entered via locked courtyard garden
Girl: Almost cute petite Chinese girl. Broken poor English. Which she likes to use to pretend she doesn't understand you.
Fancied a punt and thought i'd TOFTT as I haven't done one in a while. This profile had been around for a little while so thought i'd give it a go.
In short if you can't be bothered reading the below, she said it is only 1 pop for £150. The money isn't for an hour. It is for 1 pop. Which makes no fucking sense nor was it mentioned in the profile or beforehand. She then tried to get me to leave after < 20 mins. Refused to give partial refund.
Comms: Sent her a text for a certain time. She replied 1.5 hours later 3 minutes before time asking if I was coming. I suggested another time and she agreed. I waited a bit then asked her the location. Street address/postcode sent. Went to it on time. Couldn't find the building. Messaged her. No reply. Called after 8 minutes. Incomprehensible. She then hung up and texted me a different street address and came out to meet me on the Street.
Got to the room which had a double bed. She asked me for the money. her profile asks £150/hr for GFE. She also offers £100/hr massage service.
She motioned to a towel clad chair and told me to take my clothes off and she went to stash the money. I obliged then she asked me to lay face down on a towel on the bed. I did so and she got naked and started rubbing her body on my back. i generally hate massages as part of a punt but went with it. She then oiled me up then after a few minutes asked me to roll over. During this whole time she was fucking around on her phone and even took a phone call and asked me to not speak whilst she was on the phone (carried out not in English). I remained patiently polite.
Then it got weird. I had already showered twice that day but she then proceeded to use some kind of cleaning foam on my dick. Then wipes. Then she gargled water and to my shock then projectile spat it into a bucket beside the bed. What the fuck.
She then started sucking my dick in a wierd way making a popping noise with her mouth. Eventually i get hard (about 6 minutes in at this point). More gargling and spitting into the bucket
After a couple of minutes of that she then went for a condom. I said no... lets kiss. She obliged with some half decent DFK and she seemed to like having her tongue sucked. More gargling and spitting into the bucket.
shortly after she goes for the condom again. Then puts my dick in her slightly loose, considering how petite she is, pussy. some OK fucking for a few mins. She was clearly trying super hard to get me to cum. Then moved to doggy. She made some encouraging noises and squeals and liked a spanking. I then popped in the bag and she cleaned up. More gargling and spitting into the bucket.
She then told me to shower and grabbed my hand to go into the shower cubicle in the adjoining bathroom. Brief shower with her (no action despite efforts) and then back into the room to dry and i was about to lie down again to find she had got dressed and was cleaning off the sheets. She asked me if i was going. I kind of just looked at her confused and she just smiled. She was constantly on her phone except during the kissing and fucking.
I told her it hasn't even been 20 minutes yet. She then said "one time" service. No mention of this on her profile. I told her i paid for a 1 hr GFE. She then shook her head. One time only. I was being politely puzzled to try and get her to reconsider.
She said no. I then asked for half my money back. She said no. I explained again and she nervously laughed me when i insisted on getting some of the money back. She then said "ok i give you massage". I said "what for 40 minutes?". (She was messaging in chinese on her phone during this whole conversation). She said "twenty mins".
I then got dressed. I then asked 4/5 more times for some money back. Impossible, apparently.
I then left as I was getting pissed off. A bit later she then texted me a series of near gibberish messages. She "provided a £150 service" apparently. If i come back she will give me a massage. Like fuck i'll be going back. Complete rip off.
- Lies about service/makes it up as she goes along
- Fucked up spitting into a bedside bucket
- Tried to kick me out after < 20mins
