Author Topic: Priya Real Indian Escort – Croydon. Totally Forgettable!!!  (Read 7041 times)

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Pre-Punt Chit Chat. 6/10

Punt took place yesterday. Following the review of Cocoa_Teen by @Lazyswayze last weekend I noticed she was still in Croydon and showing available so booked to see her however I arrived 15 minutes late and to my dismay another punter had slipped in. Dam!!! Had a look on AW & VS to see if I could find a replacement not much pickings in Croydon then came across this one just as I was about to give up and head home. Called no answer but responded promptly by text. She was available immediately so made by way.

 
Fee & VFM 5/10

£120 1 hour. FK, OW, SEX (REFUNDED £40 AFTER I CUT THE PUNT TO 30 MINS)

 
Digs/punt room/punter safety – 6/10

Resi house approx. 15 minutes from Croydon town centre. Ample unrestricted parking on the road itself as well as surrounding roads. Decent location so no issues on my part with safety. The house itself appeared to be either a house sit or family member as I noticed some Asian artefacts on the walls. No other person appeared to be at home. The punting room itself was obviously the spare room of a 3-bed house and consisted of a mattress not even a proper bed and a wardrobe. That’s it! That should have been the sign to walk but hey!


The Pro 6/10

First impressions were underwhelming. Slightly above average looking Indian pro (later found out she is Gujarati), flattish face, medium complexion, girl next door type. Nice smile. Greeted me in a black slip/nighty thing, no lipstick, hardly any make-up and no shoes. Black lingerie underneath. The overall look did not excite me at all. Smelt clean, no sign of a smoker, softky spoken and pleasant but slightly shy demeanour.

Vitals: -

The pics based on what I saw could be her but boobs a bit droopier and not as toned as pics suggest.

5’ 3”

C cup boobs, nice nipples

Size 8/10, flat bum, no curves, ever so slight tummy but nothing major, slim legs, clear overall soft skin. Fully shaved pussy.

Age: profile says 25. I place her late 20s/early 30s. 

Jet back long hair beyond shoulders

 
The Punt 5/10

She led me up to the bedroom no shower offered and in truth I didn’t ask for one. We sat on the floor/mattress and made some small talk. She told me on/off escorting around 18 months tends to work in blocks of 3-4 weeks a time then disappears then comes back. Handed over the dosh and then whipped off my clothing and asked for a massage. Her reply was she is not really good at them but will give it a go. Disappeared and returned with some oil.

Massage – She was correct. It was total crap, constant instructions from me and had to tell her to take of her nighty thing/get naked and rub her boobs over me, be a bit firmer etc etc. Frankly this was doing nothing for me so thought best lets get on with the punt.

Light FK/Semi DFK – I was aware as per profile light FK only but throughout the punt we did manage to progress beyond light FK from time to time with a bit of tongue however it was intermittent and not overly deep. If tongues did connect for more than a few seconds she would move her head to the side.

OW – She then slipped on the mac and delivered the worse BJ probably since I got one behind the shed in my schooldays! It was just up, down up down not even a quarter of my dick in her mouth, hands and at times tooothy and I could feel zero sensation and a total waste of time. At one point I had to look down to check she was still sucking. I halted this nonsense after max 1-2 minute’s play.

RO - This was the best part of the punt. Flipped her on her back and stuck a few fingers in her fanny. She was really wet and that encouraged me to munch away whilst fingering her continuously. Stretched her legs wide to expose some pink delight and dived in. Sweet tasting and clean; she then wrapped her legs around my neck and we connected as my tongue went to work. Came up for breath after around 5 minutes and thought let us move on to sex.

Sex – Put on a new mac and commenced with missi after a few thrusts she complained I was fucking her to hard and about the size of my dick, so moved on to doggy same result and then CG (her suggestion) which brought the worst gripes of all so after less than 5 minutes of fucking I bought a halt to proceedings. The thing is her fanny, well to me, was not even that tight and I had not even got into my groove yet!!! Took the mac off and then said “look you’re a lovely girl (lie) but this is not working. Shall we reduce this meet to 30 minutes with a partial refund” she responded with a “hmm… errrr…. but… oh okay then” She had placed the dosh inside the wardrobe so retrieved 40 queens’ heads and placed it in my hand with a little stare lol!

Got dressed (during this time she was on her phone responding to punters) made some minor chit-chat didn’t even bother ask if I could at least wash my dick and again no shower facilities were offered and made my way.

On exit time check = 25 minutes

Saw another punter going into the house by the time I got to my car and drove past the house so she didn't waste anytime then!


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Return: No. She is by no means ugly and for punters who want to sample a genuine Indian Gujarati girl then by all means grab a bite. You may have a better time than I did. On my part shit punting room, can’t take a decent fuck, minimal effort made to make herself look sexy for the paying punter and cba to offer a shower. To cap the misery, I didn’t even get to unload any jizz. So, I left there as horny if not hornier then when I arrived. The only positive from this experience was the damage was only 80 queens’ heads, tasty pussy eating and she didn’t argue when I reduced the meet time and asked for a partial refund but still a firm negative.

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Blimey, no wonder she works in bouts of 4 weeks and then disappears . If her reputation got about she would get no business  :dash: . Better luck next time  :thumbsup: .

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Cheers for the thorough review...

Just to clarify there was no bed per se??
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Cheers for the thorough review...

Just to clarify there was no bed per se??


No bed bro just a double mattress in the middle of the room!
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I had a feeling this one would pop up in some other guise. Now with an Adult Work profile and claiming you can pound her arse! Interesting!
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Suggestion of BB going by videos ‘ being fucked Raw’

And seems to have a hairy pussy now 

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Suggestion of BB going by videos ‘ being fucked Raw’

And seems to have a hairy pussy now

Videos are probably BF/FB.

She does not even do OWO let alone BB. Was fully shaved during my punt.
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It's probably safe to assume she's not coming back...



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Hahaha .... great choice of words from her  :scare:
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It's probably safe to assume she's not coming back...



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 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:  Will she make her testimony like the other ex WG did?

"few pence here and there is not worth it, even a million pounds is not worth having old sweaty ugly men on top of you"


"The price of making it in this industry is your soul"


 :angelgirl: part of me feels sad for her, but it's still funny at the same time. Did she think it would be a walk in the park? This ain't 50 shades of grey  :sarcastic:.
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Being an escort is probably the best way for a woman to realise that money isn't everything or will bring you happiness lol.

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Being an escort is probably the best way for a woman to realise that money isn't everything or will bring you happiness lol.

That and marrying a rich man who treats them like shit emotionally and mentally but they have every material desire as a substitute for all the tears and self worth issues. 

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Oh shit ... I wonder if I was one of those “old sweaty ugly men” on top of her :scare:... that pushed her into retirement. Oh lord! 
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