New Thai Massage - Nicki - Birmingham

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Saw Nicki a few weeks ago.  Paid £60 for an hour massage, plus extra for full service (£70 I think).

As others warned me, she is old: late 50s at least, probably 60s, but then I am no spring chicken either, and find I relate better to older women.
 She has a bit of a pot belly, but is somehow still sexy in a MILFy way.  I wouldn't have recognised her from the vivastreet ad, in which she looks to be almost Indian, but in person she is definitely oriental.

Phoned to make the appointment, and was texted the postcode of the Register Office in Holliday Street.  From there I was directed to her apartment by phone.  Clean if smallish apartment.

Had a shower, then onto the table for the massage.  The massage was done with oil.  With other massages I have had, the masseuses starts with the feet, legs and then works up to the shoulders, and then back down, so the massage "flows".  Nicki started with the lower back, and would then wander off in seemingly random directions to do the shoulders, arms and legs - there was no flow to it.  The massage included CC swipes and other sensual touches, but each was immediately followed by something painful that killed the mood, like forcing a leg or arm right back on itself.

When I turned over, she commenced some very sensual body-to-body slides, and then asked if I wanted anything extra.  I asked what was available, but she said I had to tell her what I wanted.  When I asked about Full Service, she warned that was expensive - which it was.  I had to get up and find the extra cash before she would continue, which I can understand the reason for, but always find a bit of a mood killer.  She then applied the condom, recommenced the body slides before taking me cow-girl followed by doggy.  While she held her head close to mine during the body slides, any attempts at kissing were avoided.

Once I had come, a bit of massage to finish, shower and away in just over the hour.

Would I return: No.

I have found it hard to rate this one.  Many will perhaps say it should be a negative, but I had a pleasant enough time, it just wasn't worth the money.  As Morecambe and Wise said, she played all the right notes, just not necessarily in the right order.

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I visited her a few years ago. Agree she is very dark for a Thai. At the time she didn't use a massage table but a mattress on the floor. I have to say her massage was very sensual with no painful manouvers. So she must have changed her style /technique.
She offered me full service which was an extra £60 which would have totalled £120 for the hour. But I declined as didn't really fancy her.
I would agree with your neutral rating as didn't really float my boat either.