MeganUKxxx - TOFTT - First Review of English PSE in Bournemouth

[Joe Pineapples]

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First review (I believe) of MeganUKxxx

Background
Megan’s profile caught my eye a few weeks ago. On it she talks a good game, but with lots of blurred pics in both galleries and no reviews here (that I could find) I was a bit reticent to pull the trigger.

However, I noticed the other evening she was showing in Southampton/Bournemouth for a few days (the map shows her as Bournemouth based, but her profile seems to show she’s mostly in London Bayswater/Southampton/Solihull) so I did a bit of research on her AW reviews (mostly checking to see if I recognised any of the girls reviewed by her previous punters) and bingo, I decided that she looked kosher and worth a punt, in both senses of the word. So I fired off an email to check that her services actually were all inc (esp DFK, OWO DT & Anal) and she replied that yes, that was no problem.

She also mentioned she was in Southampton but would be in Bournemouth the following day, so we agreed a booking for 1pm at an apartment, with the address to follow next morning. So far, so good.

This is when it all started to fall apart... the next day I missed her texts regarding confirmation. My fault entirely, but it meant that we missed the apartment. Slight bit of radio silence then before new text from her asking if we could push back the appointment a couple of hours and rearrange to a hotel - which she arranged & booked (at no cost to me).

Review
Cost: £230 1hr incall

All comms via email initially, then text.

The venue was a smallish hotel on Bournemouth’s Eastcliff. Metered parking on the road.

Megan text me, first to ask whether I preferred ‘body stocking or set’ (never heard ‘set’ before, but assumed it meant lingerie set) details of where to go once inside and I walked straight in passed reception with no issues. Up to the room, knocked, the magic door opened to clean, functional room with a fan going (another really hot day) and behind the door - absolute stunner!

I wasn’t really sure what expect before this, I was kind of half expecting an over made up chav, but no, a very pretty girl, with long black hair, minimal make up, great set of boobs and big brown eyes almost at my eye level (and I’m over 6”). Stated age of 27 looked accurate, as did stated size 10. She was wearing a 3 piece lingerie set in black & turquoise, no stockings and killer 8” heels (she’s 5’4” apparently). It was straight into DFK then offered a drink, she had g&t and some fizz on ice, and seemed a little disappointed at my choice of water and then offered use of the shower. Had quick shower while she sorted drinks (bottled water from a large sealed bottle),

Out of the shower, more really good DFK and feeling each other’s bodies. Bra off an an excellent set of enhanced tits, nice and soft and she’s not shy about them being played with, with me giving them a good hard squeeze and sucking, nibbling, pinching the nipples. This lasted a couple of mins, if that,before dropping to her knees and into some pretty good OWO DT with great technique (and not forgetting my balls) whilst making all the right noises, while I continued to squeeze her tits and hold her head for some face fucking. Probably worth mentioning at this stage that she has hair extensions- if that matters to some of you.

Then knickers off and she got onto the bed, spread her legs wide whilst playing with herself; I took the hint and got into some RO, with became toy play and me spitting on her asshole and inserting a couple of fingers. She really seemed to be getting off on it. On with the bag and into some mish, then more OWO, then mish anal with vag/clit toyplay. Throughout this I’m still having a go on her tits, holding her wrists down and/or hand around her throat as the mood took me, while she’s making all the right noises, asking if she can cum, me making her beg etc, and generally being fucking sexy as hell (it was working for me anyway!)

Then, me onto my back, some more OWO DT and ball sucking action ,then re-covered and into CG, then RCG with my thumb up her arse. Getting on for just past half time now, so I get her onto all fours and into doggy anal (nice and tight). Still wearing the remnants of her lingerie she looked fantastic as I grabbed her ass cheeks and squeezed my cock in as she gave a low moan as I filled her up. Got going and I really pounded her asshole hard - and she was loving it! Filled the bag with about 15 minutes on the clock.

Quick chat about stuff; she’s very friendly and chatty with a nice personality: apparently an ex lap dancer and ex-agency girl (I don’t really use agencies but they are well known and I recognised the names) who’s recently gone independent, says it’s the best move she’s made. Then a bit more snogging & fooling around until I said, it must be getting on (it was) and I should probably think about a shower soon - she said she had no idea what time it was - there was no clock in the room, she didn’t wear a watch (but what WG does) and wasn’t checking her phone throughout. So I should probably have kept my mouth shut...

Summary
I was hoping based on her profile and responses to my mails that it would be a good punt but wasn’t expecting much more than that. As it happened, he was far hotter than I expected, much friendlier and showed a lot more skill and enthusiasm for filth (and possibly submissive side, although I didn’t really push it - maybe next time), than I was expecting.

Would I see her again? Yes, for sure!

[Uoti2]

OP, thanks for writing such a long and detailed review.

Cost: £230 1hr incall

All comms via email initially, then text.

I was kind of half expecting an over made up chav

a good punt but wasn’t expecting much more than that

Could you just check my understanding of the above, please? You were happy to promise to give TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY POUNDS to spend one hour with a WG you'd never seen or even spoken to, and you weren't expecting her to be pretty or especially good at her job. Have I got that right?

[stefanow]

Hmmm, I'm the one generally accused of being a tout on here at the moment, but think you may be about to take my crown Joe!

To confirm, you also reviewed (your first on UKP) a visit to a lady in London for £130 plus £30 CIM an hour before you posted this review. 

The price you paid for this one doesn't make sense....I'll pass your case onto the proper detectives on here now...

[southcoastpunter]

If you look through her AW feedback she has reviews from a number of guys who in turn themselves have feedback from a number of girls who are known locally (to Bournemouth) and hence I consider them to be "genuine" punters. Indeed this is, i think, what the Op did and came to the same conclusion that she maybe worth considering. But not for me at that price - so its a personal thing on whether you are prepared to pay that sort of money or not.

Not all AW feedback is "bollocks" as many guys on here seem to think. if you look carefully and behind it, you can tell genuine punters and punters who seem to like similar girls to you and hence it can useful.

So I am personally prepared to give the OP the benefit of any doubt and say - thank you and keep reviewing honestly girls you have seen.

[Joe Pineapples]

Actually, kinda, strange though it sounds.

I'll try and clarify: her body looked hot in her pics and I thought she'd look sexy, if a bit tarty, but I was initially concerned she might have a bit over made up and bit of a ditsy "Hi Hun, mwah, mwah" type. Lots of girls like that in Bournemouth and prettiness doesn't necessarily equate to sexiness in my book. However, she wasn't like that, she was a lot nicer than I expected, so that was a positive.

Regarding the service: I'm so used to checking ukp for reviews that I consider it a risk if an SP isn't reviewed here. I'd like to clarify that I never thought it would be a bad punt, I was just aware of the risk that it might not be as good as I was hoping. I had done my homework checking out her AW reviews (for what they're worth) and checked out the girls her reviewers had seen, their feedback etc etc and concluded that it was worth pursuing. So I fired off my first mail to her, enquiring about her services and availability  - I wasn't going to make a booking at this stage. That was really down to her emailing me back later on, saying that she would be around and I just thought 'fuck it, why not give it a whirl'.

I'm naturally optimistic but also a bit of a skeptic. I didn't go into this expecting it to be bad (obviously), I was hoping it would be good, but my point is you never really know do you? That it was better than I was expecting was just the icing on the cake and the reason that I was pleasantly surprised.

I hope that clarifies things, but I'll also add that I'm not a moron, I understand that I'm new here, that trust needs to be earned and I don't have lot of reviews under my belt as yet, so I can understand any suspicion at this stage.

And apologies for War & Peace again: I'm on the train and I'm bored.

[Puntingonandoff]

I assume she isnt 4ft 5 as her profile says?

Weird to choose 59 as the age for a cutt off as well. 58 is fine, but if you are 59 dont even think about it!!

[Joe Pineapples]

Yeah, I pointed that out to her as well - apparently she's 5'4", but you'd never guess in those heels.

I did ask her about the age limit too - it seems to pretty arbitrary as she didn't really know what age to pick, she just wants to avoid REALLY old  geezers,  so I think she's probably pitched that limit a little low.

[stefanow]

Did you ask her about kinky stuff?  She mentions dom/sub stuff?

And Andre...  is he a favoured MMF partner?

[Joe Pineapples]

Did you ask her about kinky stuff?  She mentions dom/sub stuff?

And Andre...  is he a favoured MMF partner?

Sorry dude no, I didn't ask her about that, and I don't know about Andre, but she was pretty responsive to AW emails if you want to ask her?

[Uoti2]

Joe, your polite and measured approach is refreshing (as one might expect from pineapple, I suppose) and it's a genuine pleasure to see someone play the ball and not the man, as it were.

I'd like to add that I do not concur with some of m'learned colleagues in this case. I never doubted whether your review was an honest account of what you remember happening. I saw nothing to suggest otherwise - except that part about missing a whole day of texts, missing the actual meet, then the SP agreeing to a rearranged appointment. All the WGs I've ever met would block you for sure, let alone agree to meet you again. But apart from that (!), it sounds plausible.

No, I wasn't questioning your integrity. I was questioning your sanity. TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY POUNDS for one hour?

[Joe Pineapples]

Joe, your polite and measured approach is refreshing (as one might expect from pineapple, I suppose) and it's a genuine pleasure to see someone play the ball and not the man, as it were.

I'd like to add that I do not concur with some of m'learned colleagues in this case. I never doubted whether your review was an honest account of what you remember happening. I saw nothing to suggest otherwise - except that part about missing a whole day of texts, missing the actual meet, then the SP agreeing to a rearranged appointment. All the WGs I've ever met would block you for sure, let alone agree to meet you again. But apart from that (!), it sounds plausible.

No, I wasn't questioning your integrity. I was questioning your sanity. TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY POUNDS for one hour?

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Thanks for your comments Uoti, very much appreciated.

Regarding the texts: it wasn't a whole days worth, but it was s long enough delay on my part for her to miss the apartment booking she was going for (not sure if was an AirBnB or something, I didn't ask).

The day before, we'd agreed a time if 1pm and I suggested that we could have a phone call in the morning, Megan mailed me back and said fine, she'd email me the address at 11.30.

So on the day of the punt I turned on my phone at 11.25 and check ed for texts. Nothing. Refreshed inbox - still nothing. No issue really as I was 5 mins early anyway, so I put the phone away to check 5-10 mins later. I then got sidetracked ( and I really wasn't expecting her to be exactly on time - my bad) , realised the time (11.50, just over an hour before we were supposed to meet) and checked my phone to find a bunch of messages from her going back to about 9.30am! None had an address through, it was mostly  requests for me to confirm as the apartment needed an earlier confirmation.

I immediately texted her (tried calling too, couldn't get through), trying to be as charming as poss, and we agreed 3pm.

The rest is as described.

As for the £230, maybe I am insane but in my, admittedly limited, experience, for an attractive English girl with a great body, a can-do attitude, in her 20s with, lapdancing and agency background, with an all inclusive service (who delivered all the filth I wanted, on demand, without batting an eyelid), in the south of England, personally I didn't think the price seemed a million miles out!.

I didn't get the feeling she's pissing about with this - think she really wants to be a top girl and this is why she's pitching herself at this level.

That said, I'd genuinely be happy to be way out on this and will gladly take on any recommendations.

[Joe Pineapples]

Hmmm, I'm the one generally accused of being a tout on here at the moment, but think you may be about to take my crown Joe!

To confirm, you also reviewed (your first on UKP) a visit to a lady in London for £130 plus £30 CIM an hour before you posted this review. 

The price you paid for this one doesn't make sense....I'll pass your case onto the proper detectives on here now...

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Hi Stef

I've no desire to take your crown but I'm happy to talk about my reviews.

I reviewed Veronica yesterday lunchtime. It was my first review and I actually really enjoyed writing it as it brought the experience back to me. However I did wonder how much use it would actually be as she's already really well reviewed and I'm not sure my experience was really that different than others.

So I thought that for my next one I'd try some less well reviewed.

So that evening I wrote this one regarding Megan and posted it 13hours later (not 1 hour as you stated).

I'm genuinely not touting, I really have nothing to gain - it really was just a genuinely really good meet so I thought it could be helpful.

My only other options as I see it would be to (a) not review her, or (b) try and make the meet sound worse than it was.

I don't get you're point regarding the pricing though. I have also seen Elite Jessica who charges £350ph if that adds any clarity?

But I do get your point, I'm a relative unknown so I'm aware that, at least until I get a few more reviews under my belt, I will lack the credibility of more established players.

Cheers