Miya - Asian Masseur - Swindon

[getalife]

Am away from my home turf working, with not much to do in the evenings, so thought I would try a local massage FBSM Asian. I am not really a FS guy, but love Asian women.
So, this one seemed promising.
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Called the day before and girl v.g. English answered and sounded hot.
Assured me was girl in picture, and said she gets very naughty! So I contacted the next day.
Comms were very good, text returned promptly, perhaps I should have twigged I was talking with the Madame, not the SP.
Anyway, dick was ruling head, so I went for the meet .
Arrived a bit early - no problem, come right up!
Place is in flats opposite Brunel shopping centre in Swindon. A bit basic and scruffy inside.
Up the lift to apartment. Door opened to reveal a small dumpy Chinese girl with big smile, but couldn’t speak English, just had a few words.
Thought about walking then, but was feeling quite horny so stuck with it.
Went into sparse bedroom with double bed and sofa. Asked how much?
£100 for B2B plus sex came the broken reply.
Looked her up and down and thought massage with HE would be fine. So we agreed £60
Well, massage was crap. Strokes up and down the back for 10 minutes, then a bit on the legs then the bum area, follower by light tickles. She was a big girl and quite sweaty, kept mopping her brow with sheets from a roll of loo paper (nice)!
When she did B2B, it was like being covered with a blanket of skin!
Anyway, turned over and closed my eyes, tried to imagine a sexy young Asian, like in the photos on Vivastreet. She started licking my nipples, which was nice, then moved down to the marginally aroused old fella. “It’s sooo big” she spluttered. “No it’s not - they must have tiny dicks in China” I replied.
She stuck 2 fingers up “20 to suck” with big smile on her face. “£10 “ I said - “OK” she replied!
So, with my eyes closed she flicked her tongue in a random way, kissing balls and shaft before swallowing the bell end. Nothing was very erotic or sensual, and although I was quite board by now, soldiered on in a polite, good mannered way.
Eventually came in her mouth, to a squeal of delight!
No shower offered, so was cleaned up with loo roll and a wet wipe.
Left the place thinking “why do I keep doing this”
All in all, boring, from a nice girl who can’t massage, can’t  speak English, and is clearly not cut out for what she is doing. At one point she garbled something into her phone, then showed me an English translation like bablefish.
I feel sad for the girl, but it’s “No likely” from this punter.
P.S. I note that in the last 24 hours, the name on Vivastreet has changed from Miya to Yumi, although the pictures have stayed the same

[Hardpunt2]

Bad luck mate. Sounds as if you would have been better of knocking one out to "her" pictures on Vivastreet.

General consensus on here is to use Vivastreet with caution! Most times you will not see the girl in the pictures and the ads change do much you can't link to them properly. But you probably already no all this.

[getalife]

Seems like the Vivastreet ad disappeared overnight - maybe Madame checks out UKP?
A similar one has now appeared in that section, so beware.

[DevilD]

Pardon me for being pedantic, but a masseur is male, masseuse is female....Did you check for appendages?

[getalife]

That was the SP’s spelling in the ad on Vivastreet, not mine.
I doubt anyone sees these girls for their spelling

[Uoti2]

I doubt anyone sees these girls for their spelling

[Maverick090]

I saw (think- profile now missing) this girl last week in Old town Swindon, don't think it was as hot on that day, that said I remember the massage being just as crap for a thai girl, and she wanted extra for OWO, I think I dodged a bullet with the B2B thing, but it was very vanilla.

[getalife]

I guess once their cover is blown, they change their ad, phone number and photos, but the scam goes on. Promising punters who call them a big bag of sweeties, then giving them a fat turd