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I'm lucky in that my job involves meeting clients and potentially irregular hours. Means I just tell the OH that I'm meeting clients. My client meetings can take anything up to 3 hours so I've got plenty of leeway. Only once did I get close to being caught. I punted on a Saturday before I was due to meet the wife. She turned up at the meeting point (which is where I was supposed to be) an hour early due to a mistake in timings. Had to come up with the excuse that the work I was doing took far less time than I thought and I'd gone shopping and forgot to turn my mobile back on. It was 10 years ago now and I'm still married so she must have believed it. Lesson learnt - never punt if your missus is expecting to meet you later.

Offline willbred

I'm lucky in that my job involves meeting clients and potentially irregular hours. Means I just tell the OH that I'm meeting clients. My client meetings can take anything up to 3 hours so I've got plenty of leeway. Only once did I get close to being caught. I punted on a Saturday before I was due to meet the wife. She turned up at the meeting point (which is where I was supposed to be) an hour early due to a mistake in timings. Had to come up with the excuse that the work I was doing took far less time than I thought and I'd gone shopping and forgot to turn my mobile back on. It was 10 years ago now and I'm still married so she must have believed it. Lesson learnt - never punt if your missus is expecting to meet you later.
Not only will I not go straight to a punt from home, I'm also reluctant to go straight home from one. I, too, am fortunate in having a job where I'm out meeting clients a lot. Ideal punting hours for me are between 10-6 and as a bounus there's occasionally a night away!!
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Offline wristjob

I don't think so. My experience is that women beyond a certain age avoid sex like the plague. They just don't have the need for it. It seems to part of the bonding process for them, but once that's done it becomes a manipulation tool. There are some exceptions, but only a couple of percent, and those are always spoken for. So ironically I find women avoid intimacy with men because they know very well they will be wanting sex, and I find myself avoiding getting involved because I know very well the answer will always be no. So I don't waste the effort any more because it's futile. When I was much younger I never imagined that's what happens. The only incentive for middle age couples to form is economic. The bedroom rules are still the same. That's why this industry thrives so well.

My point was really what happens when one side is unhappy in a relationship. It's very easy for a woman to kick the man out - she'll likely get the house, no big deal really.

if a guy wants out the big problem is kids. Hell hath no fury - you dump a woman and see the stories that come out about the kids and reasons to withhold access. Essentially guys are forced to hang on in unhappy relationships so that can be part of the kids lives and that removes the incentive for women to make any effort - and not just at sex.

Offline wristjob

Just had a thought.

i just bought something off ebay. I didn't really need it but it's about a mile away from a girl I want to visit again - so it gives me an excuse to get over there. I'm single, I don't need an excuse per se but I'm sure you know what I mean. Anyway if you fancy a punt you could always buy something you don't want in that area.  Something for the car, garden whatever - and when you got there the guy kept you chatting for ages....

This is the last place I would tell people I had a wife/GF or the excuses I gave them.  :hi:

Offline Taggart

I try to avoid excuses, as it can catch you out.

The OH works specific hours in the morning, so I know there's a window although I try not to abuse it and may visit someone every 6 weeks or so. As a rule I try to combine a punt when I am staying over night somewhere so it's more relaxed for me, or if I am enroute somewhere and build in the opportunity.

My biggest fear is having an accident somewhere where I am not expected/supposed to be, or picking up a speeding ticket meaning questions will be asked. Luckily I've used an unknown (to her) email address for the iPhone, so cant be tracked. Plus she's not that tech savvy so cant download my phone's GPS data. And neither do I use a sat nav for finding WGs addresses.

She did ring once when I was balls deep in a Thai girls arse....told her later on that the phone had slipped down between the car
seats !!!!!!!

Offline Aspen

My point was really what happens when one side is unhappy in a relationship. It's very easy for a woman to kick the man out - she'll likely get the house, no big deal really.

if a guy wants out the big problem is kids. Hell hath no fury - you dump a woman and see the stories that come out about the kids and reasons to withhold access. Essentially guys are forced to hang on in unhappy relationships so that can be part of the kids lives and that removes the incentive for women to make any effort - and not just at sex.

Oh yes, I agree on that point.

It's also possible to have quite a good relationship in all respects apart from sex. In fact that's the normal scenario that most of my friends have gotton into.
Banning reason: Secret barebacker who used the name "Loneranger" to slag off UKP and spread malicious claims against admin + Previously banned as "overhead". Also known as "Warwick"

Offline Aspen

Do you guys really have to give an excuse as to where you are going if you pop out? Can you not just say I am just popping out for a bit, see you later?  I never understand relationships where one has to explain where they are going and why.  Just popping out with a few mates for a drink or going out for a bit should surely be good enough unless there is no trust at all

Ironic that you mention  this, seeing as we're talking about people going out to fuck prostitutes behind their spouse's back.

:D

 :drinks:
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Offline dilettante

I'm single so only have to worry about any workmates who check UKP correlating my activities with my posts, and if I wasn't I wouldn't do this - but seems like the situation where you try to avoid a few quid on a rail fare and sit there quaking and guilty in case you get caught - not worth it IMO, money vs nervous energy and negative emotions that sap your life force - same with punting?

Do men use punts because even though it works out expensive way to have sex, it also seems to be the only way as not like you can start a full on affair elsewhere without the other girl knowing you've got a gf/wife as sooner or later she will want to come back to yours


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